Hasee Toh Phasee Page #3

Not for the meeting...

for a grand party...

We'll invite all

of Karishma's friends..

...from TV and films

and all her relatives...

Are you sure, it will impress her?

I've been doing this for 7 years now...

I know what to do... okay?

And how's everything?

All well?

And... what else?

Android phone?

You're up auntymany

song with the syllable 'Ta'

Me?

- Just one song

Yes aunty...anything with 'Ta'...

a joke will do... even a nursery rhyme!

But start with a 'Ta'

'Ta' is it?

The best showroom in India... KAVERI!

How do you handle taxation?

Oh yes, we pay tax!

Everything is computerized!

Prateeksha... Deeksha... Amrita...

And...

Karishma... your son's fiance...

Oh ya... Karishma...

so where's the 5th one?

She's no longer with us...

Sweet dish..

Hey Prateeksha... Wear something

Decent, yes?

I just haven't had the time...

In this house, the two

sisters Prateeksha and Meeta..

...have no dress sense...

Meeta is their sister?

Nope, she's the mother of all!

DO NOT utter her name...

Relax Alpesh uncle...keep your peace...

EEUSE me...

Do you want this event to shut down!?

Karishma

Meeta is your sister?

How come you never told me?

She ran away from home at

Deeksha's wedding...

If Alpesh uncle finds out,

he will murder her...

But...

No one needs to

know that she is back...

You could've at least told me?

Please...

Meeta...

Meeta...

Meeta...

Meeta...

Come...

Bloody dogmthis place

is infested with mosquitos...

Stop 'sir sir'ing me...

...what if she'd caught dengue?

Ssir dengue mosquitoes

don't bite at night

They'll seek your permission

before they bite...

...have you done research on dengue?

Msomething must bite at night.

Sssir, I think the malaria

mosquitoes come out at night...

Shut up... Hang up now!

Mosquitoes never bite me...

Sorry, I had no idea, this place

It's okay...

Are you sure, you don't want

to eat something?

Yu P

Meeta

Yu P

I want a wet to...?

Speak up!

Can I get get a wet towel?

Wet towel?

Will a dry towel do?

You can make it wet...

Ok.

What do you need a wet towel for?

If you place a wet towel on your

tummy, it kills your hunger!

But I just asked you,

if were hungry?

It's the only thing

open at this hour...

Last order...

2 half Chicken curries!

And... 1 tomyum soup... split by two

No, I don't want any soup...

2 halves are always more than 1 full...

Karishma..

Karishma..

Karishma..

Karishma..

Karishma..

My name is Meeta...

They say, If you think of

hic the person thinking of you...

then... it stops the hiccups...

Then you should definitely say

my name...

...cause I've been thinking of you,

since the time I sat in your car...

Meeta...

Meeta...

See, a hiccup is essentially an

involuntary spasm of the diaphragm

which causes sudden

closure of the epiglott-is,

which creates the 'hic' sound.

And the remedy for that is

to just let it be, but if it lasts

too long, take medicines like

maloperidol,

nanoclopramide and orpromazine,

which won't be in the car...

There's another way... it's

called the swimmer's remedy

But you can't do this either, cause

you are driving...

HEY, HEY, HEY!!!

ARE YOU CRAZY?!?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

The 3rd method is shock...

Are you a doctor?

Nope...

By the way... do you remember...

the 'Flying fielders'?

Black tea?

No... there's no black tea

Green Tea?

- N0...

Tea?

- I would love coffee.

Tea?

Not a word...

Just pick it up!

Bloody nonsense!

Anant! Come down for breakfast...

Salt...

Everyone's busy... who's going to

take us saree-shopping to Bhuleshwar...

Heh!

You guys going to Bhuleshwar?

I am also headed there.

What a coincidence!

You can come with me

Excuse me, but who are you?

But who are you?

L... l... am SEFO

What kind of a name is that?

It's Saraswati...

I am Kabir's

grandmother...

lam Kabir's friend.

- Friend?

You're Kabir's friend?

Where do you stay?

Peoples Republic of China

China?

Kabir...you've never mentioned her...

And she lives In China...

and if you've never left Delhi...

how did the two of you meet?

Err.. online...err

Please don't tell anyone who you are?

But who am I?

You're Karishma's sister...

but don't tell them... okay?

Aunty... do you know all of

Kanpur calls me 'The Kanpur-idol'

ls it?

If it wasn't for sheer bad luck,

I would've even become the next Indian Idol

Oh no...

But, what happened?

Every idol needs to beat the other

'idles'...

and more than anything

impress the judges...

I think the judges

just failed to catch my drift

What song did you sing?

Here goes...

"A hot cup of tea"

"and my beloved to

make me drink it up"

"I don't care if

she is black or white"

"But someone who..."

- "Who will embrace me"

"But someone who will embrace me"

Yeah!

"L wish I could meet her

and every sorrow would vanish"

This is the song I sang

Nice try.

Take her for a 3D film... lmax!

Dude, she gets pimples

from wearing the 3D glasses...

How the hell do you know?

'Coz she told me!

Why would she tell you?

How do I know, why she told me?!

Dude take her to a church...

Afghan Church...

Mahim Church..mosque...temple.

Leave her at the doorstep

of the Almighty and stop calling me!

Hi, can you please remind Mr. Roy?

Iam waiting here for 40 minutes...

Nikhil...

I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.

Hello?

Nikhil... What guest house, is Meeta in?

No... the guest house wasn't very good,

sol brought her over to my house

Are you crazy?!

She's a drug addict, Nikhil!!!

You can't trust her with anything...

...where is she right now?

Faster... Buck up buck up.

You, at the back... faster!

She's pulling us all!

So strong she is...

Run, run, run! - Go easy...

Too slow. Too slow. Don't stop.

Come O

Wait... - C'mon, faster!

Faster, faster. Come on

Yb Karishma... she has taken

mom to Bhuleshwar for saree-shopping...

Are you a dunce?

Our shop is right there...

Alpesh uncle will be there

as well...if he spots her...

Oh sh*t sh*t... Karishma

gimme 5 minutes I'll call you back.

Bye

Family.

Sir...how is Mrs. Roy?

Mrs. Roy? Yeah she's fine...

There's a medical issue... Basically

it's to do with her gall bladder...

the doctor was saying

whether it was also the knee...

you know the knee...

there's a lot of puss

Can I meet you in 2 hours?

No.. I am so sorry,

today is a bad day...

Sir can you give me 5O million rupees?

Actually sir... I am really sorry,

I have to go sir! Sorry sir...

On the double! Hurry up... - Oh god!

Stop stop!

Wait, WAIT!

My slipper has broken.

Let's go...

...oh, broken, huh? - It's broken

Don't pull, my wrist will break!

You wait here...

Don't leave this place...

I will go get it fixed.

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello...

Damn this bloody signal!

Come on, almost there.

Bloody hell...

Faster, faster.

I'm telling you next week.

Gayatri!

I think we've left Saro behind...

Yup?

We've left my sister behind...

Even Abhinandan is missing...

That's Kaveri sarees...

wait right here...

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