Hasee Toh Phasee Page #4
I'll fetch the others, okay.
Kaveri? - Ok
Hello?
I asked you to stay there...
! Where are the others?
They went ahead no...
Okay, don't move... I'll get the others.
Okay? Okay?
0K3'!-
We have never separated before this!
What's your problem?!
I told you stay put no?
...and where is that singing sensation?
Didn't we leave him behind?
What nonsense is this?!
Ridiculous!
Can you fix me... er this?
I can fix your face! Should I?
Really?! Can you?
Just get lost...
Sorry...
You guys are driving me crazy!
Arre I am standing here on
one leg for the last ten minutes!
Don't argue with me...
Ridiculous!
Now just wait here, okay?!
0K3'!-
What are you doing?
Because I feel she is deaf...
I've asked her to stay put...
...however she is here one
minute and there the other...
Look, it's granny!
SARO! - Lacho!
Lacho!
Saro!
Clones?!
Clown... that's what you are...
They are twins!
Dumbass...
There's a signal problem. Yes, yes.
C'mon!
Hurry up... faster, faster!
Welcome, please come in.
Namaste, Namaste, Alpesh Bhai!
- Please come
Leave me!
Where is that girl?
Good she vanished...
LEEVE me...
Nope...
Please... leave me...
let her gomshe was
terribly experi-MEN1AL
I want to meet Pappa
Shut up... you can't meet Pappa...
Shut up...
Mosquitoes were attacking
her there..she wasn't eating..
...she put a wet towel over her tummy
So get her dinner...
but why did you get her home...?
Madam, salad...
She's your sister Karishma!
Just do what you're told...
Have you managed the money yet?
I am on it...
Yb.
Hurry UP-
Hurry up... we need to leave.
Do you do drugs?
Nope
Then what are those
pills you keep popping?
Medicines...
What medicines?
Dichlorosystrin,
zincodestrin and oxidisulphide...
Are you unwell?
Nope.
Then why do you take them?
Coz I get these weird sensations...
What kind of sensations?
Sensations such as shivering,
palpitating, irritability,
coughing, trembling, hallucinating...
ticklishness, sheepishness, sleep...
Hurry up everyone,
the party is tomorrow, not next year!
Hey crane operator! Can't you see?!
Are you sober now?
Do you even know how many
side effects those pills have?
Plenty of them
Memory lossmdefinitely
a gain in appetite...
...which is reduced
considerably when you eat...
...when I pop in a lot of pills,
...when so much of blood is being
pumped through my nose bleeds and...
And?
And... hypoglycemic shock...
Coma... and eventually death...
You're addicted to them...
Nope... I've formulated
them 15 days ago...
it takes 21 for any addiction...
That's what all junkies say.
Iam not an addict...
I haven't touched them for 7 years now
Ssir, ssir...
Okay, C'mon guys... Listen up!
Listen carefully...
Then the drapes...
Then the owers...
fountains...
then the crane...
finally, the fireworks... okay?!
Got it?
You got it! - Imagine, this is Karishma
Huh?
C'mon man...
Sit straight
Meeta... It's very funny, is it?
Why don't you try?
Come
Dude, let it be... just sit
No, No, Why not let the lady try?
Come
Cool, let's go... Look here Karishma
Listen, you go and...
'Karishma' please look here...
- Oh, sorry
Pay attention okay? We're starting now
Start the music...
as soon as this happens,
she will be surprised
Start the damn music!
Music.. music!
Music
Go for it! Play!
Music.. music!
- Salim! Music... not the crane!
What are you doing Salim! Bring it down!
Down, down! - Salim, are you crazy?
We'll fall down! - Down, down!
Stop the music!
"A little unsaid"
"A little undone" - Meeta...
"A little of both"
"Fleet-i ngly it stays,"
"ln a twinkle its gone"
- Sir must be feeling dizzy...
"Yipeee...l'm such a hippie"
- ...just hold on to him or he'll fall,
"We dance, we prance...
reach for the ceiling."
"However hard I resist,"
"These hips do shake 'n twist,"
"To the tune of the beat,"
"I gotta shake it like Shammi"
"I gotta shake it like Shammi"
"I gotta shake it, shake it..."
HELP! HELP ME! I can't breathe...
Help! Help! I'll fall down!
"A steadfast gaze upon you,"
"Reside forever within your eyes."
"Drive myself all crazy,"
"And keep you full of mirth,"
"Keep a steadfast gaze on you."
I feel new sensations...
as if fountains of
underneath while fireworks
are going off above
while we are swinging through it all...
Ssir... If this happens tomorrow,
The party will be a disaster!
How will you impress Karishma?
All okay?
Solid pressure...
Me go first...
I can sing for you..
No thanks...its all yours...
You sure? - Oui... I'm sure
Thanks Bro.
Arre Kaveriji,
where has the sugar disappeared?
Mom... my chocolates are missingm.
Don't lie...you ate them.
Open your mouth
Since dawn you are in and
out of the loo? Upset tummy?
No... upset MIND!
All the toothpastes from
the house have vanished!
It's our son's wedding and
all you care about is toothpaste?
I care about the theft
"she slips out in the night,
creates confusion,"
"she's herself mixed
the chillies with the jaggery"
"she's gone crazy, her brain is racing,"
"she has mixed all the food together"
"everything is mixed,"
Karishma please talk to Pappa today...
It's been 3 days, please...
"Business with your
own money is a no no,"
"no favouring anyone
when it comes to money,"
"paying someone even after the credit
period is a no no, boom boom partyy"
"There's complete confusion"
Hello...
Meeta - "House in trouble.
Everything is upside down"
Excuse me Meeta.
- "lt's a strange situation"
"She's a gangster"
"She's a thief" - She's
"There's a dark spot on the moon"
"Plenty of trouble"
"She's the prime suspect"
"she talks sometimes in gujrati, at times
english and also at times in chinese"
"she slips out in the night,
creates confusion,"
chillies with the jaggery"
"shes gone crazy, her brain is racing,"
"she has mixed all the food together"
"Business with your
own money is a no no,"
"giving proper bills
to customers is a no no,"
"cutting ur profits
everyday is a no no,"
"paying sales tax is a complete no no,"
"Business with your
own money is a no no,"
"no favouring anyone
when it comes to money,"
"paying someone even after
the credit period is a no no,"
"showing ur extravagance
to people is a no no"
"she see yellow when its red and white
when its yellow, when she pops some pills"
"when the whole village listens to..."
"...a daayro( gujrati folk music)she
likes listening to techno music"
"There's complete confusion"
"no it cant be," - "House in trouble.
Everything is upside down"
"lt's a strange situation"
"She's a gangster"
"no my frienw.
"She's a thief"
"Plenty of trouble"
"She's the prime suspect"
"she slips out in the night,
creates confusion,"
"she's herself mixed
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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