Hatchet II Page #5

even offering that reward,

because there ain't no Victor Crowley.

I mean, we're gonna end up

staying up all night

just so we can go back and

declare the swamp safe and

be able to start up his tours

or some bullshit.

How do you know the story ain't real?

Please.

If that story was real...

I mean, if I even thought

that story was real,

my ass wouldn't be here right now.

All right, see how he's

moving to the right?

Shut up.

Two feet to the right.

Shut up.

Yeah! Whoo!

Did you see that?

Wait. Shut up.

Did you hear something?

- Yeah, I heard that gator decide to come

home with me, that's what I heard.

- No! Shh!

Listen.

Oh, come on.

All right, we hear you Vernon.

It's funny.

That was Vernon?

Of course, it was.

I see him.

Shut the f*** up.

It's out in front of us.

Vernon?

Cut it out or you're gonna get hurt.

Yeah.

I'm serious.

Knock it off right now

or you're gonna get shot.

I'm serious now.

Oh!

Oh, f***!

No! No! No!

No!

Hey, boss, hold on.

Come on.

What are we really doing here?

We're gonna go through there,

get the people that were on that boat,

and we're gonna bring them back home.

Come on.

I'm not an idiot, okay.

Why do you need all these people?

Why all the guns?

All right,

listen to me, Justin.

Listen to me.

If what the girl is saying is correct

and Victor Crowley is still out there,

I know how to get rid of him.

I know how to end the curse.

And how is that?

- You see those two right there?

- Yeah.

They were out here the night

that Crowley got murdered.

Oh, the night the house got lit on fire?

Yes.

There were three of them.

Samson, the girl's father,

was the other one.

So that means

there's only two more to go

before his revenge is satisfied

and the curse will be lifted,

and the swamp is mine.

Wait. That's... that's like murder.

Am I hurting anybody?

Did I twist anybody's

arm to come out here?

They came here

on their own free will.

Yeah, because you bribed them.

You got a problem with this, Justin?

Do you have a problem with me?

ljust...

No.

Look, I just wanna find Shaun

and get the hell out of here.

Is Shaun all right?

I don't know.

But you wouldn't tell me the truth

if you did know, would you?

Look at me.

The girl doesn't know

what happened to Shaun either.

The group got split up.

But I'm sure he's

out there somewhere.

He'll be fine. Trust me.

Now we all have to stick together.

Everything is going to be fine.

He's a tough kid.

He ain't that tough.

Come on.

Come on.

Yeah. Ah.

You're not the least bit

creeped out here?

You're really freaked out, huh?

Well, yeah.

You don't need to be scared.

Besides,

if a monster comes to get you,

we've got guns, right?

I guess.

Remember... remember in high school,

when I told you I couldn't get my

driver's license because I was sick

and couldn't make it to the DMV?

Yeah.

I lied.

And I failed.

Guy told me to parallel park

and I totally nailed the other car.

Where did that come from?

I don't know.

I guess I... I just felt like saying it.

Want to know something?

What?

I knew.

How?

Remember my Aunt May?

She worked at the DMV.

She told me the whole thing.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Then why didn't you ever

call me on it?

'Cause I had a crush on you

and I felt bad, I guess.

Stop.

No.

Wait, you know

I still care about you, right?

I don't... I don't... I don't

know what's going on.

F*** it.

Here!

It's here.

They're in here.

They were here.

Both of them,

their bodies were right here.

Shh, it's okay.

Shh, shh, shh.

Are you happy now?

Hey, I'm just trying to help.

Look, I'm sure they were here,

but, look,

there's nothing here now!

They were right there.

Well then, maybe... maybe it was

a different shed.

- Maybe you were just scared.

- No, I know what I saw.

I saw them with my own eyes.

Crowley, maybe... maybe he

took them inside the house.

Marybeth!

Hey, the girl's had quite a scare...

Brave little gal.

Hey, you just can't run up there!

Oh, let them go.

Boss, if you don't mind,

I'd really like tojust find my brother

and get the f*** out of here.

No, it's safer if we stick together.

Shaun!

- Shaun!

- Son,

I'm gonna give you about one

more second to knock that sh*t off.

F***.

You like that?

Yes.

Yes. F***.

Oh, yeah.

Did you miss that?

I did.

I really did.

Oh, how much?

How much you missed it?

The most.

The most amount.

You like this better than ice cream?

Yep.

Oh, yeah.

- Better than chocolate ice cream?

- Yep.

F*** chocolate ice cream.

Oh, yeah.

You like this better than Jesus?

That'sjust... that's not appropriate.

Oh, you like this

better than Baby Jesus?

Ah, about... about an equal amount.

Oh, yeah.

You love me?

What?

Do you love me?

Yep.

How much do you love me?

Yep.

- What? I can't hear you.

- Huh?

Tell me you love me.

I love you.

Say it.

Say you love me.

Say it!

- Tell me you love me!

- I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Yeah, you do.

Oh!

Easy!

C'mon!

C'mon!

Come on.

You didn't fall asleep

on me again, did you?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Enough!

Enough of this insanity.

Come on.

They're here.

They have to be here somewhere.

Come on, we're leaving right now.

Please, please, Uncle Bobby,

you have to believe me.

Well, then, we'll come back tomorrow

during the day.

We'll bring the sheriff with us.

Boss!

The sheriff isn't gonna be here...

I really wanna get out of here now!

Not yet.

Please.

I'm f***ing scared.

Then get back to the boat.

Can I get the keys back?

And leave me here?

No. I won't leave.

I'll wait.

The hell you will.

I'm with your boy.

We're looking for

serious trouble being in here.

It's too late.

Shut the door!

Shut the f***ing door!

Come on, give me a hand.

Come on, come on, come on,

come on, come on!

Come on, come on.

Come on, man.

Come on push, push fast.

What the hell have you done?

Back off of me, old man.

you're gonna get us all killed?

You?

You're blaming me?

What?

What are you talking about?

Y'all better shot the f*** up!

Hey, man, you hear that?

Hey, if somebody's joking around out there,

this sh*t ain't funny.

We will shoot you.

Show yourself

or we will shoot your head off.

Last warning, a**hole!

Shots fired.

Maybe they got him.

No, no.

Stay with me.

No.

Look, I can't. Look, I can't.

I can't be in here.

Or I need to get back to the boat.

I just wanna find Shaun

and go home.

Shaun... is he, is he dead?

They are all dead.

And you lied?

I told him the truth.

You knew my brother was dead!

Quiet, kid!

All right, all I know is

what that crazy gal said.

For all I know he could

still be out there somewhere.

He's not.

Well, what if you shot

one of the other guys, man?

Hello?

What the f***?!

Oh, sh*t!

We're f***ed in here!

We're f***ed.

We're so f***ed!

Listen to me you little piece of sh*t.

Now you stay with me

and you don't do anything stupid.

Now if I'm right

and Crowley gets his revenge on

those two people that killed him.

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