Head of the Family Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1996
- 82 min
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Susie, I'm a big boy.
Oh, you're a big boy, Lance.
Only Howard Oates is
even a bigger boy.
He finds out about
you and Lorretta,
he is going to put a loop up
around your neck and drag you up
and down Main Street
on his Harley.
Now if you want to keep
your head on your shoulders,
you had better start using it.
I can't do that,
I can't let her go.
It's a grand passion,
that's what it is.
Being with her, shoot, is
like f***ing a firecracker.
[Inaudible Remark]
Howard's beating
up some guys.
He should be gone
till around midnight.
Yeah. Keep dancing
Scarlet, keep dancing.
Oh, it's a problem all
right, it's a problem.
See what the problem is,
just hang around up back
to trailer park, wait 'till
he walks by, [inaudible].
Well, it ain't the
doing it that's hard,
it's getting away with it.
Now, no matter how you cut
it or slice it, Howard turns
up with a bullet,
somebody's going
to be looking in our direction.
Lance, you're
too smart as all.
God make things complicated,
everybody hates him
and everybody give a
charity if he turned
up dead, so just do it.
You know, if you don't, one day
he's going to do it to the both
of us and that's a
God fearing fact.
Yeah, I know, I
know its-- holy sh*t.
What the hell?
You must took a wrong turn.
Honey, there ain't no
turns off this highway.
Would you look at this?
Some sort of fence or something.
Somebody dragged this across
the road, that's what it is.
It's goddamn stupid of them.
Oh, this is some kind
of weird bullshit.
That's the road to
Stackpool place,
You wait in the car?
Lance, you be careful now.
Careful is my
credo, wait in the car.
[ Noise ]
Loretta, we got to go.
Go and leave that
there like that, honey?
Somebody making an accident.
I think somebody
already has candy lips.
[ Noise ]
What was it, Lance?
What did you see back there?
I saw the light,
honey, I saw the light.
What the heck?
Don't worry, young man.
What?
I've done this before.
What?
Many times, Otis.
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, no.
[ Noise ]
Snow, snow, snow,
snow, snow, snow, snow--
[ Noise ]
[ Inaudible Discussion ]
Where in the same
hill have you been?
I ain't seen you since
the day before yesterday.
Not to worry, Susie, my dear.
Oh, we're in my back side me
and Rey had been
running this place alone.
Shoot Lance, I thought
somebody was sprinkling lime
on what was left of you.
Well, I just had a little
business to attend to out
of town, a very important
business.
It's going to make
all the difference.
Every thing is going
to be peaches
and cream from here on out.
Perfect timing, see, that's
exactly what I was looking for.
Lance, don't you mess
with them Stackpools.
Mess with them?
I ain't go mess with
them, honey.
It's business.
Well, hey there Wheeler,
Otis, and Ernestina.
Look, I was wondering
if I could--
I was wondering if I could
talk to you for just a second,
so hold on right there.
All right, that's fine, you want
to act like a bunch of retards,
go ahead but I know what
you're up to, did you hear me?
I know about that
[inaudible] you guys set
up across the road and, oh,
Otis, man, I know what you did
to that truck hunk of love.
Unless you want me to go to the
law, well, I suggest you talk
to me 'cause, well, you go and
talk to me sooner or later.
All right, you want to
play rough the way you do
with hunk of love.
Well, I wouldn't do that if I
were you unless you want to go
to jail, you move it, get up.
All right now,
what are you going to have
to talk to me sooner or
later, book on that, freaks.
[ Noise ]
Oh, sh*t,
watch the PJs, big gorilla.
You come now.
All right, that's
what I had in mind,
just let me get some shoes.
All right, all right.
If you fight, Otis hits
you, you yell, Otis hits you.
I think I got the
game plan here, Otis.
All right, all right.
Well, we're all here,
nice and cozy.
Holy sh*t, them some
big eyes, brother.
You've met
my brothers and my sister,
Mr. Bogen I don't
believe we've ever met.
Well, I kind of figured it
out and remembered if we had.
No doubt.
My name is Myron Stackpool.
I'm the part of the expression,
the head of the family.
As you have perhaps noted,
we Stackpools all have
our peculiarities.
We're quadruplets, you know,
all born from the same egg.
Theoretically, we should
be identical but well,
strange things do happen.
No, sh*t.
Do you know what you're
looking at Mr. Bogen?
Escapees from a freak show?
You're looking at a
unique biological phenomenon,
forged and medically linked
beings each endowed with a share
of normal abilities and, hence,
to almost supernatural
proportions.
Otis, many times stronger
than any normal man,
Wheeler with eye sharper than
an eagle's, ears like a fox,
nose like a hound dog.
Ernestina, well, I
hardly need tell you
about her special
powers, as for me, well--
Yes, so you're the smart one.
Yes, I should say so.
I'm the brains of the
family, we're linked,
you know, telepathically.
I can't leave this chair but I
could see through Wheeler's eyes
and force my will with
Otis's hands and well,
I need not tell you about
my uses for Ernestina.
One brain controlling
four bodies.
Well, then Myron, I
guess you are the one I need
to be talking to.
By all means, talk.
Now, let's just
say for conversation
that somebody happened to see a
strange old road block a couple
of nights ago and this
fellow here happened
to see Otis here
dragging some poor fellow
out of his pick-up
truck bringing him
into this house while
Ernestina there she drove
that truck around back.
You still got some pretty
deep swamp land back there,
don't you?
Indeed we do.
Nice place to hide
a vehicle, or vehicles.
Now, for conversation,
let's just say
that this fellow happened to see
the license plate of that truck,
a license plate that
read, hunk of love?
Such a fellow might be
inclined to go to the police.
He might, he may and
then again, he may not.
You see this fellow, he's
got himself a whole world
of problems, one major
problem, one big dumb biker
of a problem named Howard
Oates, you know him?
He's the boy that
drives the Harley.
Yeah, that's the one.
Man, far as I'm concerned,
he can drive
that Harley right off the edge
of the earth wouldn't
trouble me none.
Well, why should
we help this fellow
when after all we have him?
No, Myron, its awful silly
for a big old brain like you
to play stupid, it's
not too convincing.
Now, suppose this fellow, now--
well, he ain't as smart as some
but he is smart enough to say,
write down everything he saw
that night and put
it in a letter
and then he drive somewhere and
he finds himself a phonebook
and he gets himself a
lawyer, random like.
And he gives that letter to
the lawyer and he says, "Now,
I'm going to call you ever
so often on a schedule act
and I'm going to stop by all by
myself and if and I don't call
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