Head Office Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1985
- 90 min
- 371 Views
of a sperm whale. A subsidiary
of your corporation is killing sperm whales
for this liver. We all represent groups
who are opposed to this murderous action
against God and nature. Child Psychologists for
a Free Poland Against Whaling! (man #2)
Zionism is fascism. Fascism is murder. Murder is whaling. Whaling is Zionism! (all)
Yeah, right. (man #3)
Larry and I were together
for six years. Then your company
gave him a transfer, and they won't give me
his address. This is bad.
This is very, very bad. You know Larry? You're a very unhappy man. You're keeping us apart. I will not let big business play
with people's lives like this! [gunshots ring] You--you slug! [screaming] Larry! I'm looking for someone
in public relations. They sent me down here. They did? My name is Rachael. I'm here to lodge a complaint
against your company. Okay, that's why I'm here. Look, Mr. Issel, I'm not naive. I realize that these complaints
will be filed away somewhere and forgotten. But we will fight
your criminal company in every way that we can. Here, this is
for you, Mr. Issel. thud! Jesus. What--what's the problem? Too much coffee. [clears throat] Anyway, there are 25,000 names
on that petition. That's the population
of Allenville. If your company closes
the Allenville plant, those people will lose
their jobs and their homes. Because your company
can get a bit more profit by moving the plant
to some poor country, where labor is 10 an hour and you guys own
the government. Gosh, you're pretty. [clears throat] Would you like to sit? No, thank you. If INC pulls out,
this town dies, Mr. Issel! Hey, don't yell at me. I just started here
this morning. Would you like a diet Coke? No, thank you. Now, if INC would let
the workers buy the plant and run it themselves,
they could save this town. That sounds very sensible. Hey, listen, I got to tell you. You're the most interesting
and attractive person I've met on this job so far. That's typical. They always dump us
on some little guy who just wants
to make small talk. Hey, wait a minute. This little guy's
going someplace, fella. Oh, where's that, fella? I'm going to lunch at 12:30. Come along,
and we can talk about this Allenville thing. No, thank you. This photocopy of the petition
is for your boss. How about lunch on Tuesday? This pamphlet
outlines the damages that will be done
if the plant closes. I'm free on Wednesday. Good-bye, Mr. Issel. I'm free on Thursday. Thursday--actually,
I'm free right through 2010! (Bob)
Jane, come on.
Can't we do that afterwards? (Jane)
"Howard Gross's tragic death
was not only a personal loss, but a blow to the entire
public relations division." (Bob)
God, can't that wait? (Jane)
No, no, wait a minute. "As former PR head,
I feel qualified to recommend "Jane Caldwell as the new
PR division vice president. "She is a tough-minded,
innovative, aggressive executive." No, I can do better than that. Now what? Just hold it, Bob. "She is a tough-minded,
innovative, aggressive-- [clicking]
team player." Better, right? [cranking noise] "She has a fine intelligence
and a relentless drive-- "with wit and
a unique femininity. "In short, she's the number one
choice for the job. Signed, Bob Nixon."
What do you think? I think you've upset
my concentration. I'll have it typed, and you'll sign it
in the morning. Deal's a deal. All right, all right, all right. Don't be so angry, huh? Scott, this is
Coach Branch Kipp. You've always been a hero,
Coach. You know, two Super Bowl
championships with all white teams is
quite a feat. It helps to have God
in the backfield. Bob Nixon;
my pleasure. How's the Issel kid doing? Good. Promote him. Just started this week. Promote him. We have to make the San Marcos
move sooner than I thought. I want his father in place. I'll move him
into Jane Caldwell's department. What do you think, Jack? It's-- Perfect. Yes, ma'am. God, it's weird. I'm only 29 years old, and I'm already head of public
relations and communications. I must be blessed. You had a little help. Bob, oh, God. Oh, I appreciate all you did. You were fantastic. Why don't I, uh,
drop by your place tonight? Oh, God, I-I-I'm
up to my ears tonight. I-I've got departmental
meetings all week. When, then? When? When, when, when? Let's see; let's s. Uh, when, when, when? How's the, uh-- how's
the first week in September? That's two months from now. Well, I'm up to my ears, Bob. What do you want from me? Well, you are just screwing
your way to the top, aren't you? I wouldn't be much
of an executive if I screwed my way
to the bottom. Would I? Oh, excuse me, sir;
could you tell me-- You!
Sir? Yes, you, mister! Do you work
for this corporation, or are you a messenger? My name's Rabinovich, sir. I'm a new recruit here. You never wear brown shoes with
a blue suit, Mr. Rubenstein. I just--
It's Rabinovich, sir. You never, ever, ever hold
your glasses together with tape and a paper clip,
Mr. Rosenberg! I did this because--
It's Rabinovich, sir. Glasses now! Now, now, now!
Glasses! You have them fixed
by a licensed optometrist. Shoe, shoe, shoe, shoes! Black only
in this corporation. clap! Mr. Robenstein. Is that for me? It's just a complaint. By the way, you've been promoted to Executive Assistant
Vice President of External Information
and Public Affairs. This is just my first week. Well, then you must have
good friends upstairs. But don't get too excited. It's the same job with 10%
more salary and 90% more title. What is the Allenville 25,000? Oh, that's the population
of the whole town. We're closing the plant. So? Well, I just thought
maybe we should consider the impact on the community. Fine. Write up a report. Write up a report? [peppy electric guitar music] [car honking] (Rachael)
Don't let them close Allenville! Help keep American jobs
at home! INC is working
against the interests of the American people. They're moving their plants
to the Third World, where labor's cheaper. Don't let them close--oh! Nice move. Oh, God. Hey, Rachael. Still protesting, huh? You're really into this. Sorry, I got mustard
on your suit. And I ordered this suit
ketchup-only. That's okay. That's fine. How've you been? Fine. Don't let INC
close Allenville. Save Allenville. You eat here often? [saxophone music] Food's not great,
but I like it. Save Allenville.
Because it's quiet! You can talk! Ma'am, save Allenville. Did you decide
about our lunch? Look, you don't get it,
do you? I don't like you! O-oh. I don't like your company. I don't like what
any of you people stand for. I-I don't stand
for anything. Oh, that's great.
That's great. That's something
to be proud of. No, no, no, I mean
I don't stand for anything you think I stand for. I stand for other things. Oh, so what do you
stand for? Well, honor and truth
and great sex. And air-conditioning-- and life after death. I'm in favor of life after death
with air-conditioning. Betting?
Yeah. I hope your friend knows
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