Head Office Page #8
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1985
- 90 min
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These are perfect
instruments, Jack. Stradivariuses run,
oh, $300,000 to well over a million dollars
apiece. Here, hold that one. Feel the quality. It almost pulsates,
doesn't it? I've never been this close
to one before, sir. Do you like, uh,
good music? Oh, yes, sir. So do I. [Dvorak's Humoresque] [clattering] Ow, ow! [splintering noise] Oh, my God. Look, I-I'm really sorry. smash! Another Stradivarius. These are not
Stradivariuses, Jack. These are Polyvariuses,
perfect polyurethane copies. We begin mass production
in the fall. It sounds like
a Stradivarius. It looks like
a Stradivarius. It smells-- [sniffing] Like a Stradivarius. And at $49.95, that is one
hell of a saving for the public. Perfection! That's what
we're after, Jack. [clattering] [strings twanging] We're doing God's work, son. [ominous music] The Third World, Jack,
the last frontier. That's where
the Allenville plant is going. The corporation
that controls the Third World in the next century, Jack,
controls the globe. Think of that. One-world economy under INC. One corporation under God. One moral, spiritual,
economic unity. Sounds like very big stuff, sir. Very big stuff, Jack. San Marcos' ruling
democratic party. This is General Sanchez. He lacks vision. This is General Sepulveda. He has vision. I want you to meet
with Sepulveda. Me? They're touring
the United States this week, meeting business leaders. You're invited to a reception
at their consulate. Sir, why me? I'm terrible with generals. Instinct, Jack. My nose tells me
you are ripe for this. [cars honking] This the new car, Sal? Yes, sir. $84,000. Nothing's going to happen
to this one, sir. Bulletproof glass,
reinforced steel beams, quadraphonic sound. I just got
the new Julio Iglesias tape. Want to hear it? Uh, not right now, Sal. That case is for you, sir. It's supposed to be delivered
to a General Sepulveda. You know where
their consulate is, Sal? [tires screeching] That's it right there, sir. This is our office. Yes, sir. You mean, their consulate
is in our building? That's right, sir. They rent two floors,
the fourth and the 109th. They're always on the elevators. I'm going to take you
around the corner, sir. Drop you off out front. [people jeering] Wait for me here, Sal? I don't think so, sir. I'm going to go have
a slice of pizza. I'll meet you on the other side
of the building. I want to park this
where it's safe. [people jeering] I think you owe me
an explanation. Oh, Old Blue Eyes
is back. What were you doing
in Helmes' house? He's my father. He's your father. You're Helmes' daughter. That's--that's perfect.
That's perfect. You've been a company man
all along, Jack. You march around here like one
of the oppressed masses when your old man's
worth 80 zillion bucks. At least--at least
I'm not pretending to be somebody I'm not. I rejected the money. Besides, I don't have
to justify my life to someone who's dressed
like Wayne Newton. This is crazy. This is escalating
way out of control. Hold on a second.
Wait a minute. This invitation's for two. You think I'm going to go up
there with you and have dinner? Your company is upstairs
there tonight entertaining General Sanchez
and his pack of murderers. And you expect me
to go up there? You can protest down here
until you're blue in the face, or you can find out what's
really going on up there in the belly of the beast. I can't go up there
with you. No guts, huh?
No clothes. If you're afraid,
I'll understand. Afraid? Wait a minute. What are you doing? I think I can make
this work. Come on.
Come on. What--what is this? Stand here. Turn around. Turn around. Oh, no. Here, hold this. [laughing] I don't believe--I don't believe
you're doing this. That. You look great. [synthesizer music] [applause] Now, ladies and gentlemen,
INC Defense Industries proudly presents
their new line of small arms for what could be a very, very
hot summer in Central America. Hey, let's meet Chuck,
shall we? Cool and dry in his green-tree
camo fatigues. Chuck tracks terrorists
by night with his 9 millimeter
silence DK assault rifle. Now, here's Johnny. But don't get too close,
because Johnny's equipped with the incredible secret Uzi
9 millimeter freeze gun. [camera clicking] A very nasty terrorist
problem in San Marcos. The army had the guns, we might be able
to stop the killing. And it's a b*tch of a problem,
isn't it, Jack? Well, actually,
I've been reading that it's the army that's
doing most of the killing. Huh. Jack, the army's been
busting its ass to eliminate the murder and the torture and the human rights
violations down there. (Dantley)
Left-wing terrorists
fire-bombed our 26th Mr. Chicken franchise
just yesterday. The Marxists are denying
the people of Latin America their right to eat Mr. Chicken. And they're denying
Mr. Chicken his human right to franchise, make a profit. I sure as hell don't want some
made-in-Moscow Mr. Cabbage Roll shoved down my throat
against my will. (Bob)
Absolutely. Those peasants deserve
the dignity and human right to eat Mr. Chicken when
and where they please. (Helmes)
And, Jack. When that right is threatened in the western hemisphere, it becomes
a national security issue for the United States
of America. We're talking
of the very survival of the entire concept of internationally
franchised chicken, Jack. We've got work to do. [applause] (man)
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a toast from General Sanchez. Totalitarianism, no! Authoritarianism, si! (all)
Totalitarianism, no! Authoritarianism, si! I enjoyed your company's
little fashion show, seor. Now business, huh? Very nice, huh? Just like a big drug deal,
huh, seor? [laughing] Drug deal. [gasps] I was joking, seor. [laughing] It was a joke, huh? I never dealt dope in my life! That freighter off Miami,
I-I knew nothing. I-I didn't say-- You think you can buy us
just like that, huh? You and your
self-righteous democracy. You have democracy,
my little friend, because you are rich, huh? You can afford both
the Mercedes and the free press. We in San Marcos
are poor, seor. We can afford only one--
the Mercedes. [snickering] [door opening] [gasping] Ella estaba sacando fotos! What? Put that back! [yelping] [groaning] thud! This is no time
for foolish heroics, seor. This is business. Jackthey've got guns. [snaps fingers]
The money. Just give him the money. Don't worry. This is--this is
the United States of America. Nobody's going
to shoot anybody in the middle of downtown.
Shoot them. [machine gun fire] The money, seor. Oh, I'm glad you two
are all right. Uh, Jack, give the general
his money. His money? Let me talk to him for a moment,
General. Jack, I'm afraid you're
in a tight spot here. Wha--what do you mean? Even though this is
our building, this is
their embassy floor. They're not subject
to our laws here. And they're trigger-happy. We're dealing with a race
of people who just don't put the same price
on human life as we do. But I've got you
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