Heartbreakers
Do you, Angela Nardino...
take Dean Cumanno as your
lawfully wedded husband...
to love, honor, and obey
till death do you part?
I do.
Out of the tree of life,
I just picked me a plum
You came along,
and everything started to hum
You happy, Baby?
I am so happy.
It's beautiful, Dean.
It's everything
I ever wanted.
Yeah?
Like the song says,
"The best is yet to come."
The honeymoon.
Oh, you got a little
bit of cake right...
I think we've put in enough of
an appearance here, don't you?
Come on, let's go.
I believe it's tradition
for the best man to dance...
with the beautiful bride.
Piss off, Leo.
Dean, you can't be
rude to your friends.
I'd love to dance with you.
The best is yet to come,
come the day you're mine
Come fly with me,
let's fly, let's fly away
Just say the words,
and we'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect for
a flying honeymoon
They say, come fly with me,
let's fly, let's fly away
Congratulations, man.
She's great.
I love your friends.
That's the busboy, honey.
Wow.
You even got me great busboys.
Now let's have one more
dance with the bride and groom.
Oh! Ha, ha, ha!
Are you still nervous?
No.
And thank you for respecting
my religious beliefs.
- Thank you, God!
I'm ready to do things to you...
that no woman has
ever done before.
How about a...
Oh.
Here it is.
Oh, it's so...
tasteful.
Oh, my God.
That's how much
I love you, baby.
You must love me...
a lot.
Take me, Dean.
Don't tease me.
I'm not...
Not a big fan
of this material.
Oh.
Angela?
Angela!
Oh, no.
Don't do this to me, Angela.
Welcome back.
Oh, my God.
What happened?
Not a whole hell of a lot.
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me?
Our wedding night?
Oh, I am a bad wife.
No.
No, no, no.
I do got some frostbite
in some very weird places.
Oh-
You've got your whole
life to make it up to me.
And I'm going
Yeah? OK.
Oh!
Ohhh!
Oh, my God,
I'm going to be sick.
Just give me a minute, baby.
I'll be right back.
No, no, no.
There's no rush.
No rush.
Look, I got to stop
by the office...
before we leave
for Barbados any way.
That'll give you some
time to freshen up.
Let me give you
a quick kiss good-bye.
No! No, no, no.
That's OK, that's OK.
I- I'm late.
I'll see you in
an hour, maybe two.
Here. Put it
over here on the rack.
Hey! What the-?
- Nice security.
- Sorry, boss.
I- I went to bed
late last night.
But nothing
compared to you, huh?
Yeah. Is the Mercedes ready?
Yeah, yeah, just about.
We switched the VIN,
and Wendy's making...
the pink slip for
you to sign up there.
All right.
That's a great
wedding present, boss.
Angela's going to go
nuts for it, huh?
Maybe not as nuts as
she went last night, huh?
Huh?
Hey, boss, was
she worth the wait?
Come on-
Hey, hey, hey!
We're talking
about my wife here.
own private, sacred business.
It's not to entertain
lowlife scum like youse guys.
Angela's got
to be an animal.
Hey, he's even
walking funny, huh?
Hey, back to work, all right.
The break is over,
guys, come on.
Oh! Congratulations, Mr. C.
I heard the wedding
was awesome.
the docs on the Mercedes.
Oh, thanks, Wendy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
You need to sign
here and I think...
here.
Is it hard?
What?
Getting married.
I mean, I haven't
been here that long...
but I've already
heard tons of stories...
about you and women.
Yeah, well.
Those days are all over, Wendy.
Forever.
Thank you.
Ah, damn it.
Here. Let me help you.
Mr. Cumanno.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, Wendy.
I- I'm so sorry,
I'm just nuts today.
I can't,
I can't, I can't.
I'm married, Wendy...
I'm married.
I can't.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Screw it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. OK, OK.
Oh, my God.
Thanks.
Is that frostbite?
I'm fine. It's fine.
Piss off,
I'm working here.
Baby, it's me.
Sh*t. Get out.
Take the back stairs.
I can't.
My hair is stuck.
What?
- Dean.
- Honey.
Ahh, ha, hi.
I was feeling
so much better...
I couldn't
wait to pick up...
where we left off.
Oh, that's great.
That's great.
You know what?
I'm just going
to finish up here.
I'll meet you outside
in a sex-a sec.
OK.
I love you.
Oh.
I love you, too.
You look pretty.
Come on.
Come on. Ow.
Get out.
Not so fast.
You are not
welcome down there.
Get up.
I'm trying.
I can't
believe that Mercedes...
Dean.
Honey, honey, this
isn't what it looks like.
I- I swear her hair
got stuck in my zipper.
I- I-I wasn't getting nothing.
17 hours we have
been married.
17 hours!
The happiest
17 hours of my life.
You just lost the best
thing you'd ever had.
Angela, wait.
She seems...
nice.
My client has agreed,
against my advice...
to settle for
a one-time cash payment.
$300, 000.
For one day?
in which my client suffered...
irreparable psychological
damage to her self-esteem.
Oh, and she keeps
the Mercedes.
What?
Bullshit.
Well, we could drag this
before a judge...
if you think that
would be more favorable.
That would put your client's
business under scrutiny.
What was it again, Mr. Cumanno?
Random repossessions?
Give her what she wants.
I can't believe you
wore the gray dress.
I distinctly said the blue.
- It worked, didn't it?
- You were lucky.
I was good.
Excuse me.
your help for a moment.
Route 40?
Well, you're on it.
That's it.
What?
Where is it?
There. See that black thing...
with the lines on it,
the cars going?
I'm so embarrassed.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't know
where it was.
Thank you so much.
My pleasure.
Sorry to trouble you.
It's OK.
Forget it.
You're not going
to kill yourself...
and stink up my new car.
Our new car.
Hey! Mom.
I only do these things
because I love you, Page.
How was the wedding?
Beautiful.
Like all my weddings.
Have you any idea
what that meat...
is doing to your arteries?
Haven't you heard?
Cigarettes
dissolve cholesterol.
No cards, Page.
This is a classy place.
It relaxes me.
So? How did we do?
Not too bad.
How not too bad?
About 80.
Plus the car.
That's it?
Ugh, I'm so sick of this
small-time bullshit.
Plus, I had to kiss
that greasy mook.
Dean wasn't so bad.
Any way, we'll make more
in the next one.
I'm thinking Seattle.
Maybe San Francisco.
Mom, remember our deal?
OK, there is no next one.
This is it.
I'm going solo.
Oh, here we go-
It's happening, Mom.
Accept it, embrace it, OK?
I am old enough
to be on my own.
You have no idea what it's like
to be all alone.
I'll tell you exactly
what's going to happen.
You'll go off,
you'll get lonely.
Some moron hunk will come along,
you'll think it's true love.
You'd never been so sure
of anything in your life.
And then, bam.
He will pull a
conceive and leave...
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