Heavyweights
- Year:
- 2006
- 94 min
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Excuse us.
Jeez, get a room or something.
All right!
They're getting charged
for those.
Those books aren't cheap,
either.
What are you looking at?
Hey, Gerry,
isn't that your bus?
Great way
to start the summer.
Wait! Stop the bus! Stop!
Ha ha ha!
Go, fat boy, go!
and they want to live #
# And everybody wants to love,
and they want to love #
# Closer to free #
# Yeah, and yeah, yeah #
Foul ball! Strike two!
Little help here, son.
Come on. Toss it over.
# Once in a while #
Unh!
Give it another try, son.
Right here!
Over the fence, son!
Here!
Unh!
# Everybody one,
everybody two #
you know, now and then #
# And everybody wants
a good, good friend #
closer to free #
Lemonade, lemonade.
# And they want to live #
Mom!
# Closer to free #
Hello?
We're in here, honey.
Come on, son.
Why is everybody home?
Did someone die?
Who's this?
Hi, Gerry. Roger Johnson.
Islanders fan, huh?
Team of the future, I say.
Yeah.
Whatever, I'm out of here.
Hold those horses, cowboy.
Mr. Johnson is your guest...
and he's here to talk to you
A camp designed
just for you, Gerry.
Summer camp? No way!
I have plans for the summer.
I'm gonna hang out!
Come on, honey.
He's got a videotape.
Why don't
we take a little peek?
Why don't we not?
Greetings, future campers.
I'm Alice Bushkin,
and this is Harvey...
and we've been
the owners and operators...
of Camp Hope
for 32 wonderful summers.
Won't you join us for number 33?
Whoa!
Hmm.
What's that?
This is called "the Blob."
"The Blob," huh?
You can go
as high as 15 feet.
Wow.
Wow, go-karts.
How many times
can you go on the go-karts?
As much as you want, Gerry.
But be careful.
They can be addicting.
I'm only kidding.
Hi, I'm Pat Finley!
I've been coming here
since I was 10 years old.
Want to know why?
Because Camp Hope
is the fun way to lose weight.
It's a fat camp!
Are you crazy? No way!
I'm not going to a camp
with a bunch of fat-loads!
- Gerry!
- That's not kind, Gerry.
We are doing this
for your own good.
We gotta nip this thing
in the bud.
I'm fine.
This is a joke, right?
You're fatter than I am.
Why don't you go?
You show your father
some respect.
a little powwow...
and we will call you
with our decision later.
I'll give you my decision
right now.
I'm not going.
This is
Captain Harris speaking...
...cruising altitude
of 29,000 feet.
Those of you on the left side
of the aircraft...
have a nice view of
the Blue Ridge Mountains.
Hey, there, Mr. Rainy Day.
I've got a little surprise
for you.
Hmm?
Huh?
...but in your seats...
we request that you keep
your seat belts fastened.
Cutie.
Great.
Headed to fat camp?
No. Why do you say that?
Because you're fat.
Is that your dad?
No. Why do you say that?
Because he's fat, too.
Well, so are you.
I know. That's why
I'm going to fat camp.
- I'm Roy.
- I'm Gerry.
I guess I'm going.
I knew it!
And that's your dad, too,
isn't it?
- Hell no!
- You'll love camp, man.
Camp is awesome.
No one picks on you because
you're not the fat kid.
Everybody's the fat kid.
Stick with me, Gerry,
because I'm the man.
Mr. Bushkin tells the scariest
ghost stories you ever heard.
Yes, have no fear,
I have returned.
I got a rookie here,
and his name's Gerry...
so show him
the same amount of respect...
that you show me--none.
Excuse me!
I'm looking for
several portly adolescents.
That's us.
You're looking good, Pat.
Tell me something
I don't know.
Let's load her up!
Hey, hey!
How you doing, guys?
- Phillip, how are you?
- This is Gerry.
Hey, Gerry.
I'm Pat Finley.
I'm sure you recognize me
from my work...
in the Camp Hope
promotional video.
We have
a little tradition, Gerry.
The new guy drives to camp.
Right, guys?
Keep it under 70.
You drive a stick, right?
No, but I can try.
No, no, no.
Sorry, cannot risk it.
Come here a second.
I gotta ask you something.
Something very serious.
Are you ready for the best
damn summer of your life?
Yeah!
Is everybody gonna
behave themselves this summer?
- No!
- Good! That's what I expect!
Can't do it.
Gotta get back to the camp!
- Pull over, please!
- Don't bug me!
- All right!
- Yeah!
Ha ha!
Psyched you out!
- You stink, Pat!
- That's not funny!
I thought that was
pretty amusing, myself.
Garner, where you from?
- Long Island.
Sam, don't lean
your head out the window.
We lost six kids
like that last summer.
I'm not going
to pick up your head.
I don't need it anyway!
Camp Hope, everybody!
Best place on earth!
Camp Hope!
Camp Hope! Camp Hope!
Camp Hope!
Camp Hope! Camp Hope!
Mm-hmm.
All right, now in
a nice, orderly fashion...
get off my bus!
It's stuck!
I don't know what to do!
It's stuck!
- Heads up!
- Unh!
Here's another one!
Hey, bony butt.
How was your year,
chicken legs?
It's not funny, guys.
Why are they teasing him?
He used to be one of us,
but then he lost weight...
so we give him
a hard time about it.
- He's cool, though.
- Let's hear it.
Tim, what happened,
did you have a baby?
That's funny.
Just because I got these
great, skinny buns of steel.
Whoo! Look at that--
all tight and toned.
Bet you wish they were yours.
Don't you?
Take a look, boys!
The envy of the entire camp--
Up there is the bald eagle,
which is a single breed...
- Hi.
- Hi.
I'm Julie, the new nurse.
Pat.
Pat, I'm a little lost.
Can you tell me
where the infirmary is?
Well, let's see...
Uh...No.
Oh, well...I'll find it.
Nice to meet you.
Pat, you've been coming here
since you were ten...
and you don't know
where the infirmary is?
I panicked.
What are we gonna do
with you, man?
Help me with these bags,
all right?
- Garner.
- Yeah?
Let's get working
on this trunk.
OK.
- You got a girlfriend?
- Oh, no.
So you broke up with her
before the summer...
so you could be free
to play the field, huh?
Yeah,
you gotta play the field.
Yeah, I break up with
my girlfriend every summer.
You gotta be free, you know?
All right, put it down.
This is it, Gerry.
I've been the counselor
in here for 10 years.
I hope you're ready.
You'll be hanging with
some pretty cool cats.
Josh, how you doing, man?
Roy.
I just saw the new nurse,
and she's very attractive.
This pleases me.
Here it is!
Ah, Chez Chipmunk--
my summer home.
What do we got here?
Gerry, this is Josh,
camp legend.
Aye-aye, Captain, sir.
All present and accounted for,
Captain, sir.
What's the matter?
You're not a captain?
No.
Then maybe you
should lose the wings.
Welcome to
the Chipmunk bunk, Captain--
the best bunk
in the entire camp.
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