Hebi ichigo Page #3

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A living corpse

I'm off

What's this crap!

How dare you feed an

Imperial soldier such crappy food!

"Cuckoo, cuckoo

"Quietly...

"Calling

"In the forest

"Look, look

"Mother"

Akechi san

Ogi Family Funeral

Akechl Family Funeral

C'mon, come out

It's stuck

Attention, guests of

the Kumagai Family

The hearse is ready to depart

Please gather In the Lotus Flower Room

There it is

Brother...

Nice funeral you're

putting on here, Akechi san

Gold brocade on the altar

You pay for this with

the money you owe us?

Are there lots of guests?

It's a funeral

Bet you've never been to a funeral

Well, no

As the disinherited son, I'm rarely

in demand at family gatherings

Who told you about it?

Mother?

Ridiculous

Remember Takagi from my class?

He told me about it

You mean Takagi who died

in a car crash last year?

No, no, I meant Takada

I've got friends you never knew

He told me about it

You didn't show up

for Grandma's funeral

But Grandpa always loved you

I'm sure he'd be delighted

Grandpa, huh...

The hearse is pulling out

You should've come earlier

A stomach virus

You're scared

Of what?

Of seeing Dad

I'm scared

I'm scared, Tomoko

Don't worry

I'II stand up for you

No, no, Daddy's too scary

You're a nut

You're getting some

of your dead dad's money, right?

My ass is on the line

You!

Please, don't

You related to this guy?

Talk some f***ing sense into him!

We look the other way for this a**hole

and he gets the wrong idea

Time's up, Akechi san

How 'bout a little f***ing honesty?

You got laid off a long time ago

and now you're choking in debt

Might as well come clean

at your father's funeral!

Just the right time to get

some help from your relatives

You f***ed over every other

loan shark around

You selfish bastard

What do you say!

Stop!

Daughter, right?

You're still young

There's all sorts of ways to

help out old dad, here

Quit your lousy job teaching brats

Don't touch her!

How dare you bastard!

Akechi san, Akechi san,

get ahold of yourself

You...

What are you doing here?

Hello

I'm going to be managing

Akechi san's liabilities

I'm his attorney, my name's Nagasaki

Look forward to working with you

I'm sure you're aware

that intruding on a debtor's

misfortune, assaulting him

with abusive language,

publicly exposing his finances, and

threatening innocent family members

All of these actions

violate loan regulations

We'll be taking legal

recourse promptly

Give me your name and

the company name

What's all this!

What the f***!

I don't think so

It's not good to grab, is it?

It's bad, it's bad

Your company should have

received a letter,

outlining my role as

his legal representative

If you should contact Akechi san

directly in the future,

I'll see that your operating license

is revoked immediately

We're willing to regard

this incident as a misunderstanding

Right?

Right

That's how things are

Please go

That's Shuji

Sister

Just wait a second

I'm not dressed

Hurry, finish packing

Arrives Osaka at 824,

that's the train for us

Sister

Hey, what are liabilities?

Shut up

Hurry up and

pack up your pants

and your games

I'm coming in, Sister

Why, Shoko san,

thank you so much

You really handled it all

The sun's already setting

Why not go home tomorrow?

Why not take it easy tonight?

Don't you agree, Brother?

My husband's so lazy,

I can't let him rest

One day off and he forgets

all about our bar

Got us tickets

Smoking section

Why Smoking? It stinks

You go sneak your smokes

But Sister, we have to go over

his things and the inheritance

What do you mean?

You took care of everything

No reason for me

to stick my nose in

You two do whatever

you think is best

Please, Sister

Please...

It's not really for me to say,

but I looked after your

senile father all by myself

Now that that's finally over,

suddenly, this mess

Sister...

"Finally over," huh?

Wonder how Dad would feel

I'd heard Dad really liked you

We never got along and I figured

he was better off with you

so I stayed out of it on purpose

Must've been a real challenge

I certainly wasn't up to it

He may have been my own father,

but I would've gone crazy after

2 days and strangled him

Only you could've handled it

I'm deeply grateful for

everything you did for him

Grab 3 funeral lunch boxes

But that's got nothing to do

with this new mess

My brother went deep into debt

out of concern for you, right?

I don't get it

What kind of couple can't share

losing a job?

Ryo

He'II only spend it on crap

But we appreciate the gesture

I don't need it

You shut up

But it's really not much

Think about your father's condition

Hardly time for you to give it away

Excuse me, Shuji

Oh, Dad, what can I say...

Hey, cut it out

Shuji set you

a real good example

Go hire an attorney

That's about the size of it, right?

I just imitated what lawyers said

to me when I was a loan shark

Sorry it was half-baked

You'll survive anything, won't you?

I told you, cut it out

OK, time to go

Sister

Thank you, no really, I'm serious

I'm sure Dad was really happy

that his busy daughter came home

Thank you, Brother, Ryo

Have a safe trip home

Your sarcasm's always

been first class

Pisses me off just to hear her

Faking that vulgar Osaka-accent

She'll do anything for money

Some fancy Buddhist name

you got for Grandpa

Don't touch it

Put it back

Dad

Not to worry

Sorry

You've got company

Akechi san

Open up, Akechi san!

Go back inside

Hey, go get him

What?

Let's call the police, right?

It'll get serious, then

Better not

Hey, do it again

That legal stuff

No good

They'll figure it out

Don't be so mean

I'm begging you

If you borrow something,

you have to pay it back, Dad

Here's 1.2 million yen clear

I swear I'll pay you back

Just this once

Bet you use that line on everyone

But then, you had

quite a day, didn't you?

Let's go ahead and

send them home

Don't, Shuji

You can't

What are you thinking, Dad?

This won't solve anything

C'mon, Dad

You know what you're

up against? What's your plan, then?

Start from zero,

go back to work...

We're comin' in, Akechi san

The question is how to deal

with this situation right now

We all bow and apologize to them

Ask them for some time

You're an idiot!

You go back inside

God knows what they'll say to you

Go back inside

I said, open up!

Right away

He's out there

What's so funny?

You're the apple of his eye

Where'd you get all that cash?

Just come listen,

this is great stuff

Listen, Mom...

Isn't your father amazing?

He's taking money off the same son

he kicked out as a thief

When it's all said and done,

Shuji's a chip off the old block

Thinks nothing of lying, deceiving

Even us

Shuji's exactly the same

That's why your father

couldn't stand him

I finally figured it out

What a sad story

I guess

Right? He made a fool

of you, too!

But Dad didn't squander the money

or go into debt to spite us

Oh, wake up, you baby

Making total fools of us with

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