Hedwig and the Angry Inch
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Don't you know me,
Kansas City?
I'm the new
Berlin Wall.
Try and tear me down!
I was born
on the other side
Of a town
ripped in two
I made it over
the Great Divide
Now I'm coming
for you
Enemies
and adversaries
They try
and tear me down
You want me, baby,
I dare you
Try and tear me down
I rose from off
of the doctor's slab
Like Lazarus
from the pit
Now everyone wants
to take a stab
And decorate me
Blood, graffiti,
and spit
Enemies
and adversaries
They try
and tear me down
You want me, baby,
I dare you
Try and tear me down.
On August 13,
1961,
a wall
was erected
down the middle
of the city of Berlin.
The world was divided
by a cold war,
and the Berlin Wall was the most
hated symbol of that divide.
Reviled, graffiti'd,
spit upon.
We thought the wall
would stand forever.
And now
that it's gone, we don't know
who we are anymore.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Hedwig is like that wall,
standing before you in a divide
between East
and West.
Slavery
and freedom.
Man and woman.
Top and bottom.
And you can try
and tear her down,
but before you do...
you must remember
one thing!
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Ain't much
of a difference
Between a bridge
and a wall
Without me right
in the middle, babe
You would be
nothing at all
Enemies
and adversaries
They try
and tear me down
You want me, baby,
I dare you
Try and tear
me down
Enemies
and adversaries
They try
and tear me down
You me want me, baby,
I dare you
Try and
tear me down.
From East Berlin
to Junction City.
Hello, New York;
Hello, Missouri.
What? You wanna try
and tear me down?
Come on and tear-rrr--
Me down!
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Hello...?
Where is everybody?
Out.
"Out"? Why are you
in such a mood?
I have been having
the most wonderful time with--
do you remember
that 45-year-old divorcee
with the hair
and the mean look?
She came up to me
after the show, and I thought,
"This lady wants
a piece of me."
So I didn't know
what to do.
I was alone,
I had nothing in my hand,
I was gonna go
for the eyes.
She came at me
from both sides, somehow,
and she just gave me
a f***ing hug.
She gave me
a f***ing hug.
Can you figure?
Can you f***ing beat that?
She gave me--
I also got a few drinks
out of it as well,
which was not
a bad...
I was born
on the other side
Of a town
ripped in two
Made it over
the Great Divide
Now I'm coming
for you
Enemies
and adversaries...
What the f***
is wrong with you?
Why can't we...
why don't you write
a new song?
You want me, baby,
I dare you
Try and tear me down...
Thank you,
my name is Hedwig.
Please welcome those ambassadors of Eastern bloc rock,
The Angry Inch.
Here they are.
And my man Friday,
through Thursday,
Yitzhak, ladiesand gentlemen.
There's no need, there's none.
Also very talented and so lucky
to be here, right, boys? - Yeah.
- Yes, Miss Hedwig.
Look out, guys,
lmmigration!
I've got their passports
right here.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
do you like the pelt?
I want you to be honest,
because some b*tch
stopped me on the way in--
"What poor, unfortunate
creature had to die
for you to wear that?"
"My Aunt Trudy,"
I replied.
Just walked away. Just walked away ladies and--
- Hedwig, can we eat dessert?
- What is it? Yes, you can.
I am thrilled,
you can join me for
of the St. Louis leg
of my world tour.
And when it comes
to huge openings,
a lot of people
think of me.
Many more of you,
though,
have only recently
become aware of me.
It took a character
assassination piece like this
to make you finally
pay attention.
But now you're
interested, huh?
Intrigued, even?
How did some...
slip of a girly-boy
from Communist East Berlin
become the internationally
ignored song stylist
barely standing
before you?
That's what I want to talk about
tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't wanna talk
about sudden, undeserved
commercial success.
I don't wanna talk
about betrayal,
I don't wanna talk
about my lawsuit
against a certain
rock and roll "icon,"
Tommy Gnosis,
who, by some freak
coincidence, is performing
right next door
at Busch Stadium.
And to whom I taught
everything he knows,
and has apparently
forgotten,
about rock & roll!
Yes, this is
Phyllis Stein,
manager of Hedwig
and the Angry Inch.
I've been ho--
"Inch"! Not "Itch."
Let me speak
to Brad, please.
You know I've been holding
for 24 minutes?
Yes, hi, Brad,
this is Phyllis.
So what's going on
with Bilgewater's?
I heard the entire
chain's going under.
Hold on,
hold on a second.
- Hedwig! - We can have a gig
in any Bilgewater's nationwide
with a 24-hour notice?
And they know what kind
of music we play?
Okay, ciao.
People, people,
people.
Tomorrow is
a travel day.
It's a travel day
for Tommy,
so it's a travel day
for us.
Friday, Chicago.
Tommy's
at Soldier Field,
and we're
at Bilgewater's in the mall
down the street.
And the next day,
looks like he's...
basically, he's back
on the bus.
Phyllis--
"basically"?
Why do you feel
the need to lie to me?
Hedwig, please.
Come.
I don't think it's going
to help our lawsuit
if you continue to--
if you present
the appearance of stalking.
You know I don't
like that word.
Please listen to me.
How about you don't talk to him,
and I get someone to steal a photo
- of you two together?
- A photo--
You know some rag
will run it.
It'll really help
the lawsuit.
Proves you two
know each other.
Please,
Iet me do my job.
Please?
Okay.
I'm gonna make
some phone calls.
I'm gonna make
some phone calls!
All right.
Okay, everybody.
Bedski!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I recently found
my first diary.
Age 2-6.
It was fully illustrated.
As I unrolled the pages,
I realised that so many people
have touched me
on my way
to this stage tonight.
How can I say
who touched me the most?
My father,
the American Gl?
Could it have been
my East German mother?
...pervert!
Get out! Get out!
Go on... Go on!
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When the earth
was still flat
And clouds
made of fire
And mountains
stretched up to the sky
Sometimes higher
Folks roamed the earth
Like big rolling kegs
They had
two sets of arms
They had
two sets of legs
They had two faces peering
out of one giant head
So they could watch
all around them
As they talked
while they read
And they never
Knew nothing of love
It was before
The origin of love
The origin of love
The origin of love
The origin of love
Now there was
three sexes then
One that looked like two men
glued up back-to-back
They called
the children of the sun
And similar
in shape and girth
Was the children
of the Earth
They looked like two girls
rolled up in one
And the children
of the moon
Looked like a fork
shoved on a spoon
They was part sun,
part earth
Part daughter, part son
The origin of love
Now the gods
grew quite scared
Of our strength
and defiance
And Thor said
"I'm gonna kill 'em all
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