Heiße Tage im Juli Page #4

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-Open your luggage compartment!

-Isa, what...

Open it!

Arrest them immideately!

This is unbeliveable.

Totally unbeliveable.

Now we're doomed!

Forever! And why?

Because I hitchhiked with a guy that

had a corpse in the luggage compartment.

Just imagine! A corpse!

Is it your hobby or something?

-Shut up!

-I won't shut it.

-Don't make me angry!

-Or what? Your pants will blow?

Listen, you d*ckhead!

Not more than 20 words from you,

from here to Istanbul, ok?

Yeah ok, you can get them right now:

A**hole, a**hole, a**hole...

The corpse in the car is my uncle Achmed.

What?

He came from Istanbul to visit us.

Uncle Achmed is my fathers eldest brother.

And my father often invited him to Germany.

Five months ago, he finally came.

He got a visum for three months,

and tricked his way to Germany.

He thought Berlin was pretty awesome.

Lots of turkish people in our neighborhod.

At once, he participated in everything,

and really had a great time.

And we, my family and I,

had a great time as well.

My nephews...I've got two nephews,

the boys of my sister.

They dropped out of kindergarten, -

- because when no one else was there,

uncle Achmed looked after them.

You wouldn't believe how

good he was at cooking!

Better than my mother!

Three months passed, and

uncle Achmed stayed.

Then the unavoidable happened.

He died.

Without even saying goodbye.

Heart attack. Dead.

Really stupid.

The whole family gathered and

held a crise meeting.

This had to be kept a secret when my

parents kept an illegal corpse in the basement.

So we decided to smuggle the

corpse back to Turky.

Since I'm the youngest,

and on vacaion, -

I was stuck with this sh*t.

Sh*t!

They are going to ask for his birth certificate.

-You can get it sent here by fax.

-No, they want to see the original.

If I just could have one phone call.

Then I would call my girlfriend.

She could bring the birth certificate.

Isa, my time is running out.

Come on.

Wait! What about me?

-Who was that?

-We'll soon find out. Come on.

The door is open.

So you came all the way here just to

bring your dead uncle to Turky?

Brave, Isa! Bravo!

Osman, give the hero some tea.

-Cigarette?

-Thanks.

I need your uncle's birth certificate.

If I could make a phone call,

I could get it brought from Istanbul tonight.

Show Isa the telephone.

To all passengers:

We'll take a 30 minutes break.

The tea is on us.

July?

Hey! Why are you here?

What are you doing here?

Melek.

This is unbelievable.

-I'm heading for Istanbul.

-What are supposed to do there?

-That is...a pretty long story.

-Tell me about it. But fast.

I met a girl.

Fell in love.

I'm going to Istanbul to see her.

Where in Istanbul are you going to meet her?

Under the bridge.

Are you sure that she'll be there?

I hope so.

The bus to Edirne is soon leaving.

Please board the bus immediately.

I have to go.

-Aren't you going to Istanbul?

-No, I have to bring something to the border.

What?

That is also a long story.

-Say hello to your boyfriend for me!

-I will.

Did I tell you about my boyfriend?

Don't be late for your bus now!

Hey!

You made it.

Good to see you.

Where is the girl you were meeting?

My love, -

- I've travelled thousands

of miles, -

- crossed rivers and

moved mountains -

- I've suffered and endured torment, -

- I've resisted temptations, -

- and followed the sun,

so I could stand in front of you -

- and tell you -

- that I love you.

We'll do the old game: The first car

that stops, decides our destination.

May I say something?

I love you.

-What?

-I love you.

-Funny, but I didn't quite hear you...

-I love you.

Yes, but I told you that I have

difficulties understanding you.

-I LOVE YOU!

-That's more like it.

Hey, lovebirds!

Where are you going?

-To the f***ing south!

-Ok, get in.

What are you waiting for?

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