Hellbent Page #3

l can't even drive.

You don't hit on guys

much, do you?

No.

Look, l'm Jake.

What changed your mind?

l wanted to see you shoot.

What's up, little pig?

You like toys?

Paddles? Plugs?

l could really train

a young boy like you.

Hey, big boy, why don't you

back off, huh?

He's my little b*tch.

Can't we share?

Come on, think about it.

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You'll be fine.

Just go with it.

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when you take it up the butt [music]

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Did you see me?

That was unbelievable.

Where were you?

Hey, did you see me?

Hey, yeah, yeah.

This is Jake.

- Hey.

- Hi.

He wants to go to the arcade.

l'm all for that.

Let's get the hell out of here.

Wait, l can't go.

Jared's here.

Wow, he is something.

We'll catch up with you guys

later, all right?

l'll watch out for him. Don't worry.

All right, little man, you're up.

l'll see ya.

Hey. l'm Joe.

l met you at the Labor Day party.

What Labor Day party?

l don't know.

They had the swans

and the porn stars.

Rich's.

Right. Sorry.

Lot of parties ago.

- What was your name again?

- Joe.

Hello, Joe.

You guys having

a good time tonight?

No. Boring.

Freaks and uglies,

same as last year.

Look, let me give you my number.

Preprinted card.

l love it.

You could give me a call

sometime if you want.

Thanks. Cool.

Anyways, you guys have

a great night, okay?

Geek freak.

Joe!

Joe.

How'd it go, man?

- Come on.

- l'm gonna puke.

Come on. l know another bathroom.

Down here.

All right, come on.

We're gonna get you cleaned up,

get you back upstairs good as new.

Find you something

to work with tonight, huh?

lt's Halloween, bro.

You guys done?

We got a little situation here.

Thanks, guys.

You're gentlemen, both of you.

You all right, kid?

Yeah. l can handle this part myself.

Hey, don't leave me, okay?

You got it.

F***, f***, f***!

Hello?

There someone in here?

Jesus Christ, man.

Hey, l didn't mean to scare you.

Your friend told me

you were in here.

Yeah.

l owe you my number.

Yeah?

Sorry about before.

My friends are in a mood

tonight, and...

Listen, we're all supposed

to go to breakfast tomorrow.

l could ditch them

if l had a better offer.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

l gotta get back. We're gonna

go to another club.

Come here.

l want to remember you this time.

So...tomorrow?

Oh, yeah.

Hey.

This isn't my costume.

l borrowed this.

That's okay.

Don't give it back just yet.

Never seen a cock block

like that in my life.

You've never seen a cock, period.

Gorgeous, you are

a walking hard-on.

My virgin ears.

Please, girl, your ears are

all the virgin you got left.

Oh, my--

That is so not funny.

Why don't we shoot for something?

- Make it interesting.

- Like what?

Winner chooses.

Okay. You're on.

All right. l need a drink.

l'll see you at the arcade later.

What's the matter with him?

Pink flamingo.

Thanks.

Hey.

For once, it would be

nice to find a man

who wants me for what's in here

instead of what's down here.

Say it, sister.

Not a bad shot.

''Not a bad shot,'' he says.

Why don't you

take a look at that?

lt's your turn. l'm gonna

take care of him.

Here's three tickets.

You nervous?

You want to aim

at your target right there.

Right there.

You're gonna make me

shoot that kid.

No, l'm not. You're not

gonna hurt anybody.

Just point your gun...right there.

Yeah?

Watch the target there.

Here it comes.

Shoot.

You are right.

You are a lousy shot.

Yeah!

We're going to help her out.

We're gonna help you guys--

- Hi, fellas.

- Hey, buddy. How you doing?

Where's the rest

of our posse, huh?

They're this way.

Hey.

Where have you been?

You guys have gotta

try some of this.

Where's Joey?

He's fine, man. His little

jock friend showed up.

Joined him in the bathroom,

if you know what l mean.

Hey, what happened?

l gave them their space, you know?

You just left them there?

Jesus, Eddie, let the kid

live a little, you know?

- Come here.

- Whoa.

lf you ever get

this guy into bed,

he's gonna f***ing explode.

Come on, baby.

All right, look,

we can get Joey,

but let me get a hot dog.

Do you want one?

No, l'm okay.

One dog, please.

l really do want

to go look for Joey.

That little f***er's

with his dream boy.

Excuse me.

Yeah, l know, but even still...

Look, you don't have

to come with me.

Are you blowing me off?

No, l just--

l mean, you want to come?

Okay, yeah.

Can we find him?

Okay, 30 minutes, only 30 minutes,

and we'll go do something else.

My motorcycle's

there anyway. Let's go.

Fine.

- Bye, Tobey.

- Fine. Bye.

Where'd you get a set

of legs like that, baby?

Soccer.

l hear he's got a huge cock.

You know he does.

Take my picture?

Sure.

Nice. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Am l beautiful?

Tell me l'm beautiful.

Gorgeous.

Awesome. Great.

So where you guys going, huh?

Oh, my God.

l look just like my mom.

l'm okay. Okay.

l don't need the calories anyway.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Wait.

l know you, right?

You've been following us

ever since the park.

So, which one of us

are you after, huh?

Before you answer,

let me just warn you,

l'm the only one left.

My other roommates seem

to have dates for the night.

Turns out my girlie costume here

isn't turning very many heads.

Hey.

l like your costume.

You work out, right?

l can tell.

You play any sports?

What gym do you go to?

What, you've got

enough candy already?

You couldn't use a little more?

l don't always look

like this, you know.

You superficial faggotl

lt's Halloween. Jesus!

God, here, look!

My driver's license.

lt's not bad, huh?

Tobey Weatherton,

1 126 Hollywood Lane.

Hair, brown.

Eyes, hazel.

Sex, male.

l'm never doing drag again.

The club's closed.

Listen, l was just here.

My--l need to get inside.

That's always how it is, isn't it?

lsn't it? You know?

Look, you don't understand.

My motorcycle was parked

out here. The bouncer--

lt's a crime scene, buddy.

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