Hello Babies

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The guests are here, is the salad ready?

lt's all ready

lt's Chinese New Year,

so a red pocket for everyone!

Thank you! Kung Hei Fat Choi !

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Mr. Lui , Kung Hei Fat Choi !

Good! Kung Hei Fat Choi !

- Wish you good health! Thank you very much!

- Good, good!

Happy New Year, Mr. Lui !

Wish you all the luck!

- Stay healthy!

- Thank you!

- Kung Hei Fat Choi!

- Thank you!

The only time you speak Chinese

is when you want money!

- These two are for your horses

- Thank you!

- l'll ask them if you keep it for yourself

- Yes

- Kung Hei Fat Choi!

- Kung Hei Fat Choi!

- Wish you good health!

- Thank you, Mr. Lui !

Cher, you are so kind

Shooting this charity commercial

on Chinese New Year

Chinese New Year is like any other day

people still needs our help

and being a celebrity,

l should do that much more to help!

Shot 8. Take 3!

Eggstasy formula has an excess of DHA & ARA

The baby will be smarter, more hyper

becomes a stoner and a sound sleeper

And it's delicious

How is it? Baby!

He's drooling!

Cut!Good Take!

Damn!

He drooled all over me!

The baby is so cute!

Babies are opposite of cute!

Whenever l see a baby

they give me a sudden urge of anger

l would have beaten him

if the director didn't cut it.

Cher. . .

Thanks so much for shooting

this charity formula advert today

lt's alright

Why don't you hold the baby

and let us have a few photos together!

OK!

Baby!

Want to take a photo with your mommy?

Kung Hei Fat Choi! The Salad's here!

Dato! Dato! Village Chief's here!

OK! Enjoy!

- Dato!

- Congratulations!

Hello! Hello!

Ming!

Hello!

Congratulations!

Chief, welcome!

So glad you are here!

Flown all the way from Hong Kong to lpoh

You have to let me pour you a cup of

Agarwood tea, it'll keep you young!

Take a seat!

l'm fine

Just look at you!

Out of nowhere, our tiny village

has a Dato

You should take the seat

- You are the chief,

- Hello!

- you should take the seat

- l'm live at the Agarwood plantation

The TV is running your interview!

is the owner, Lui Ming

Mr. Lui Ming . Hello!

Hello!

l know you are from Hong Kong

who have developed your business here

which has made great contribution to Malaysia

and has been given

the title of Dato. Congratulations!

How do you feel?

The title of Dato is a great honour

l've been working on

this Agarwood plantation for 20 years

And it is completely unique with

over 200 thousands Agarwood trees

Lui Ming!

Congratulations!

How cool is it that you are a Dato!

We are from the same village

We looked the same

and almost the same height since we were young!

Yeung Wai?! (lmpotence)

it's Yeung Ah Wai !

l told you there's an "Ah" in the middle

Look!

Damn! Misprinted!

l'm the Wing Chun Grandmaster!

My schools are all over Malaysia

So l have a lot of students

and as a thank you for all the support

l'm having a discount week

lf a guy signs up

we teach their girlfriend for free

lf a kid signs up

we teach their mom for free

How good is that?

Hey! You call this promotion?

Stop messing around!

Messing around? Let me demonstrate for you!

l'm so proud of you

Hey, how come Wai isn't here yet?

Yeung Wai?

l didn't invite him!

Chief!

- Ah Wai! Congratulations!

- Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Congratulations! l love Hong Kong!

This is Chinese New Year!

lt should be All's well, ends well

l'll leave, l understand!

Stop arguing, the both of you!

You two have been like brothers for years

why do you keep on fighting?

There's no fight

l always win, it's more like a beating!

Yes!

You always win!

One for each of you, it's the new year!

Thank you!

- And these are for Cher and Scallop

- Thank you!

These are for Alex and San

Chief!

Yes?

You would have to give me one more next year

Why?

Alex and San is having a baby!

lt's a boy!

Really?!

A boy!

Big show off! Where's the proof?

Yes, yes

l take it with me everywhere,

everyone wants a look

it is such a chore

Chief, take a look, right?

The ultrasound. Take a look!

Just like me, he's great!

Such a huge one being so young!

l'm so proud!

Wow! That's really something!

Chief, then l'll need an extra one next year too

Buttmuncher

Why?

Because Cher and Scallop will have a baby too!

Then they'll definitely get one!

He's talking bull!

Haven't you read the tabloid magazines?

Magazines say they

don't have the time to have child!

Are you sure they said baby and not Barbies?

l'm the uncle who's been providing for them

lf l want them to have a child,

they'll have a child!

That's crazy! l'm not having a kid!

What if the kid doesn't listen at all

or like that girl in "Orphan"

"l have a special surprise for you, Mommy!"

l don't know what to do!?

That would be some luck

l'm just saying, Vincent!

Do you know it's

a huge responsibility to bring up a kid?

That's why l admire you so much

You are so afraid of responsibility

that you choose not to take any

You are such a responsible person!

Wardrobe malfunction!

Where?

Here!

Why are you wearing a skirt today?

lt's new year!

So l thought l'll be a "true Scotsman"

Vincent, where are you?

Hey, where the hell are the others?

My model friends are all on the yacht waiting!

We'll be here soon, very soon

They're here!

What happened?

We said a yacht party

No wives, no kids!

l didn't want this

But my wife had to work

and couldn't find a baby-sitter, so l have to do it

Oh, gosh!

Stop smoking cigar!

lt's choking my baby!

This is a shame!

My model friends said they are going

Why don't you guys take care of the babies

Scallop, sorry, l have to go!

Hey, wait for me!

l'm just around the corner,

Hey, Vincent!

How about you play with my girl instead

Come on, let uncle hold you, alright?

You guys are so gutless, all of you

We made a pact not to

have kids after getting married

You don't understand!

Seeing them waving about

after work is so much fun!

Hey, Scallop!

Wow! Your wife's tummy

has gotten real big

l actually came to tell you something

l won't be able to go out with you anymore

We've been friends forever, what are you saying?

Are you drunk?

San is about to give birth

l want to be with her more

l'm going shopping with her now

Alright, go

Have fun!

Alright!

Uncle Lui !

What's up?

What time is it? Have dinner yet?

ls there a time difference

between Malaysia and Hong Kong?

lf l had dinner?

Are you out of your mind!

Uncle Lui , what is it?

l know l'm not getting any younger

so l've made a decision

Excellent news!

You're getting married!

Congratulations, Uncle Lui !

What are you two on about?

What l want is you two to have a child

Being the last man in the family

lf you don't have a child

The family name dies with you!

That would never happen

you are still going strong

l bet you could still do it!

This is so funny! l'm wetting like a baby!

lt's not funny at all!

You two are not young anymore

What do you know apart from wasting money?

- Drinks, smoking cigar. . .

- Diet, make-up. . .

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