Hello Babies Page #2

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- messing around, buying cars. . .

- mani-pedi, shopping. . .

- buying houses, yachts. . .

- parties, holidays,

and gossiping!

and clothes. . .

Enough!

Which of those are useful to the family?

Stop messing with us!

Our family is loaded!

lt can last us a few lifetime

- Why do we need to be useful?

- Yes!

l'm telling you

Within this year

You two must give us a boy

lf not, then l'll no longer provide for you two!

Damn!

No!

Don't stop providing for us!

You can't do that!

Does that mean l have to

set an alarm clock for work?

l am terrified of being sandwiched

in the underground!

l'm for real!

lf there are no child in a year

l'll go to the top of the Twin Towers

and toss out all the money from my bank account

for the people of Kuala Lumpur!

No!

Don't give away my money!

l'm busy here in Malaysia

and will be back in Hong Kong soon

l've found "The Superstar Midwife"

Gong San

to help you guys out

You guys have to listen to her

lf not, then set your alarm clock

and be that sandwich in the underground!

Uncle, uncle!

Come on!

Don't you think you overacted there?

Come on!

When he say he's not going to provide for us,

l was really scared!

What do we do now?

Let's talk at home!

l've found this Gong San's info!

Shanghai's Gong San

Superstar Midwife

Blue blood

Helped celebrities to deal with fertility problems

She was behind

the birth of Prince George

Even Time magazine and CNN want to interview her

Obama and Kim Jong-un

are also giving her the highest regards!

Who the hell! ?

Mr & Mrs. Lui

Hello

My name is Gong San

You can just call me Gong

Your Uncle has paid a lot

for me to be here for a year

to get the Lui's a baby boy

Paid a lot!

l wonder how much has he been con this time!

Yeah! Baby doesn't just pops out

lf it's so easy,

l won't be the only boy in my generation

Normally, if the mom is beautiful,

the chance of a girl is higher

As Mrs. Lui is quite a beauty

the first two babies

would mostly probably be girls

You are spot on there

Girls like me doesn't have much patience

Like to buy clothes, make-up and do SPA

As for babies?

No way!

Of course no way!

These are your fertility reports!

Mr. Lui , you are just weak!

Semen is runny

Your sperms are lazy as hell!

Of course!

But my semen are not runny

You know that!

These are the sperms of a normal male!

How smart!

And now look at yours!

They look so much like you!

Your are not so much better

Dieting all the time

When was the last time you had it?

The last time she had what?

What's it to you?

She's on a "four season cycle"!

l know there are

spring, summer, autumn and winter

ls this what you are on about

or is it something else?

Shut up!

Very lmpotent Person!

Stop it!

lt just means she has

her period once every 4 months

To have a baby?

lt's easier to win the lottery!

Gong

lf we are really as bad as you're saying

Why don't you just tell Uncle

so this can be over with!

Yeah!

We can pay double whatever he's paying you!

Just save it!

lf you don't have a baby

Do you think your uncle will provide for you?

From today onward

l'll be in charge of every aspect of your lives

Mr. Lui , you need to work out more

Train your sperms!

Mrs. Lui ! You have to stop dieting!

l need to fix you up

To have normal period!

lt's late, l'm going to bed

Take my luggage!

lt's only 4 in the afternoon!

l'm telling you

lf you don't sort out your "brothers"

lt'll be useless even if l have eggs

So why are you still here?

Go and get fix up!

lf not, my brothers will have no eggs to pick up

Dr. Cheung & Dr. Fan

Please go to ER, get your scrubs on

My daughter-in-law is in labour

lt's a boy!

What about you , boy or girl?

l didn't ask

My wife said it'll be a surprise

lt's okay, have some faith

Normally after three girls, it'll be a boy

lt's okay, l'll love boy or girl equally

as long as it's mine!

Nurse, nurse!

How's my grandson?

ls he cute?

How much does he weight?

Please calm yourself down!

We'll tell you when he's born!

Sit down and wait!

lt's dilated 4cm

San, you chose vaginal delivery

lf you need to

we can use drugs to ease the pain

Yes. . . yes!

Give her some laughing gas

Yes, Dr. Yip!

- Dr. Yip, l've got an extra cap

- This hurts!

what should l do with it?

They are not for your head

they are for your shoes

Sweetie, how are you doing?

Doctor, how come my wife looks so hyper?

laughing yet screaming?

lf she's really in pain

l can give her an injection

which can take away 30% of the pain

Only 30% ? Can it be more?

Then epidural anesthesia, it is 70%

Then do both!

30% plus 70%

That's 1 00%!

Maximum is 70%

lt won't not hurt, idiot!

Have you two finished?

lt hurts! So much!

Get the syringe!

Yes, Dr. Yip!

Sweetie, l want to take a photo for daddy

to tell him the baby is nearly here!

Go away!

OK, What should l take?

What's with the photo?

Why show me a picture of the doctor?

Breathe in!

Hold it!

Push!

San, you are doing very well!

l can see the baby's head

Push!

What are you doing?

l'm cheering the baby on!

Don't look!

There's no going back!

Again!

Push!

We are mom and dad

l'm so proud of you!

Congratulations! The baby is healthy!

But looks like the baby played a joke on you guys

Son, are they alright?

Yes

That's good!

l'll take you to the maternity ward to see your. . .

granddaughter

What?

Why is it a granddaughter?!

Doctor! Tell me why

You said it was a boy

How come it's now a girl?

Did you cut a little more than

just the umbilical cord?

Mr. Yeung

l'm San's doctor, Sally Yip

l didn't cut anything more. lt's a girl

l don't care for your name

When you had the ultrasound

and the other stuff, you said it was a boy

How come it's now a girl? Tell me!

The baby was naughty

When we had the ultrasound

She put her finger between the legs

Like this

lt actually happens quite often

You want to get rid of me like this?!

l'll report you to the hospital authority!

Be careful!

Daddy, stop it!

l'm sorry, Dr. Yip!

OK, l understand

Alex, let's finish the paperwork

Let your father calm down

Pretends to be a boy by

putting her finger between the legs?

My granddaughter played me?

Yeung Wai!

Congratulations!

l've heard about you becoming a grandfather today

l've bought you a case of cigars for the occasion!

Such a shame being a granddaughter though!

Maybe l'll enjoy the cigars myself

l'm going to get some food

How about some baby cream pies

for you to celebrate with!

Why don't you go to hell!

l'm going to let you have it, it's your big day!

Baby cream pies, here l come!

Disgusting!

How can he say baby cream pies!

You're an animal!

Baby cream pie. . .

Congratulations!

Daughter is good too!

Piss off!

Hey, don't tell me to piss off!

l'm want my grandson!

This?!

Fantastic Choice! Mrs. Lui!

l'm delighted to dress you up for the party

l dare say, no women in this world

can carry this design as beautiful as you!

You want to scare me to death?

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