Hello Babies Page #3

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You are so sneaky!

Mrs. Lui , don't go to the party!

Hey!

Look at this!

The hip is so tight

lt squeezes your uterus!

Look at your chest

lt's so flat!

How will you breast feed?

How wil you have a baby?

You are going to have a baby?!

Gosh, you just wasted my time!

No! No! No!

Let's pack up!

Come back! No! No!

Forget about it

Just have the baby

What do you want?

To have a boy

You need to have food

that's high in alkaline level

to increase the movement of your sperms!

This deep sea fish is very high in alkaline level

Don't these deep sea fishes

have ciguatera toxin?

lt doesn't drink or smoke

l don't think it'll have toxins

Eating it raw is the most effective!

Do you think frying it slightly will be better?

l said raw!

Hey, can you pass me a tissue, Vincent!

What did you call me?

l . . .

l didn't call you Vincent

l heard you called me Vincent

Never. . .

l just asked you for a tissue

lt's okay! Sorted!

Hey, new technology!

lron Man?

lt's for teeth whitening

Honey

Remember Uncle Lui was us to have a baby?

lron Man

Why don't we. . .

you know!

You are so nasty!

Let's sleep!

Don't you know how to knock?

Don't you know how to lock?

l have something important to ask

How often do you two consummate?

OK, so when was the last time you two did it?

Three. . .

Three weeks!

Liar!

A month!

A month already?

How's your relationship?

Our relationship

has risen to another level that l called

friendship!

Yes and he keeps calling me his friend's name!

Just slipped out

Any more detailed examples?

Examples. . .

Like that

Fart right under the duvet!

How can you take this?

That's why l won't this time!

How dare you!

Yours was louder than mine!

And stink more!

l'm going to retaliate!

You two are crazy!

No passion, no romance

Never mind a baby

Even sex is not possible

This will not do. . .

lt's meant to be a boy

Why did this happen?

Father, you are here?

We were waiting for you at the hospital!

l don't dare to show my face

Baby, say hi to grandpa!

Don't, it might scare me!

Look at her, father!

She looks so much like Alex

That'd be a tragedy for her!

Girl looking like a man!

lt'll be hell for her to grow up like that!

Why don't you think up a name for her!

Family name is Yeung!

How about Ju

Yeung Ju? (Penis)

She's a girl. . .

Not right even for a boy!

You don't like it? How about. . .

Malbo-bro, Ram-bro, Place-bro, Tur-bro

Just something with "bro"?

lt will give us some hope

At least there's a "bro" in the name!

Daddy, she's your granddaughter

Why are you doing this to her?

She's done nothing wrong!

Nothing wrong?

She lied to me for 1 0 months!

lt meant to be a boy, how come it's now a girl?

She's a natural born liar,

imagine what she would be when grow up?

Daddy, can you be reasonable?

Ok, l will be reasonable

All my life l've been giving,

shouldn't l be given a grandson?

l don't mind if he is stupid,

a criminal or insane

l still want a boy!

But now he's a girl?

l don't mind if it's a boy or girl!

Of course you don't mind

l ask you to use chopsticks

and you like knife and forks

l ask you to learn Wing Chun, you went ahead

and learn Yoga!

Dad, l don't want to fight!

l need to calm down

Alright! Everytime when

you are losing an argument!

Okay, l'm going to go out and tell everyone

you won't have a boy if you learn Yoga!

Gong

You invited them here today

What are you conspiring?

Of course there is a conspiracy

l called these sexy girls here

To wake up those lazy brothers of yours

This is a big ask

l will have to give it my best shot, haha!

Got two mouthful of water

Excellent! Fun!

Mrs. Lui !

l've found you a world famous Yoga Guru

to teach you a very special sort of Yoga

You can call me Richard Billyham

Guru

l've heard you are lndian

How come you look so Chinese?

l've achieved the ultimate state of

Yoga called "Cocoon"

lt allows me to turn from an lndian to

a completely Chinese person

As the saying goes

Alone at the mountain, the highest is yet to come

Guru! Do not sing!

Let's start the class!

This is my very own

"Deep in Romance Couple's Yoga"

Practising this can

greatly enhance a couple's love

Very sweet

OK, OK!

Shall we start?

OK!

We'll start with the basic missionary

Relax, OK!

Relax! Let's stretch

Very good!

Ever had a child?

Very good, excellent, OK!

Relax! Don't be tense!

Are you OK? Breathe in!

You're ready? Ok, let's start!

Well, we'll go deeper!

Why covering me up?

Just taking care of you!

OK? Alright, breathe!

One, two, three!

OK? Good!

l'm still here, b*tch!

Your swim cap looks really nice on you!

Just look at how close

your wife is with another man

Don't that just make your blood boils?

l'm not as shallow as she is!

Help! Save me!

l need mouth to mouth from all of you!

Hey, are you alright?

Ouch, ouch, help!

- Save me!

- You okay?

Bastard!

Mr. Billyham

Yes

Something more passionate?

Of course

Ouch, ouch!

Downward facing dog

Ok! Very Good!

Hip up!

Wait!

l think we can do something closer

- Closer!

- OK, come on!

- Closer! Closer!

- Say my name!

Closer! Closer!

Say my name!

Closer! Closer!

Louder! Come on!

Closer! Closer!

lt's not "Closer"!

- Closer!

- l'm not called Closer!

Closer!

Very good!

l'm telling you to get closer!

OK:

Ouch!

Closer!

Okay!

Damn!

OK! Thank you, it's done!

Take a rest, we'll pick up later

Thank you!

How dare you taking advantage of my wife. . .

You are so handsome and tall,

look just like a model

You must be Mr. Lui?

Hello! Long time no see!

Hello!

Since you are here, want to give it a go?

Together?

Mr. & Mrs. Lui

Give each other more passion!

Give and take!

Okay!

Give and take!

No!

Completely wrong!

lf l may join in?

Please!

Come on!

Guru

Can you not blow on my neck?

l'll turn the other way!

Much better. . .

lmpressive!

Guru

- l think

- Yes

My husband and l need to discuss. . .

something

Yes

lf you'll excuse us!

Yes

l need to take a breather too!

Say my name! Say my name!

So tight! So Tight!

Not "So Tight"!

Say Scallop! Scallop!

So Tight! So Tight!

Another 4 hours would be

the perfect time for a boy

Scallop! Scallop!

lt's okay, l'm ready!

Freeze, everybody!

Are both of you all heated up?

You want to. . . with her?

And you want to. . . with him?

Just look at me right now

Do l look like being shot by Mr. Freeze?

lf you can let your passion

explode somewhere else

lt'll be about twice as successful!

But l'm already experiencing some leakage!

Then put a cork in your passion

and hold your position

Let's move it!

Where are you taking us?

Kangxi's Baby Boy's Bed!

Please let Mr. & Mrs. Lui have a boy!

Ready yet? l'm getting a cramp!

Just a moment longer!

How much longer?

Yeah! lt's hot with loads of mosquitoes

Just get this over and done with!

Time is here!

That's sudden?!

Let me help with the foreplay

Now, look at each other

The boy brushes the girl's hair

The girl touches the boy's face

The boy sings to the girl's tummy

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