Hello Babies Page #4

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lt's a family lore

which says,

lf the husband sings to the wife's tummy

they'll have a baby very soon

What song?

As long as it's from the heart

Just think of one that will touch your wife

one, two, three, four

"One banana, two banana"

"three banana, four. . ."

Hey!

Can you be more serious!

l am, it just took me by surprise

At least l remember the lyrics!

One. . .

Skip this step

Right to the point!

Okay

Now

You think each other are gorgeous

and want to eat each other alive!

Then French Kiss!

Kiss her!

Get in there!

Stick your hand right in!

Kiss her!

Take off her clothes!

Wait. Can you. . .?

Don't kiss for too long

Then get it started !

Not too long

You couldn't eat this much,

share some with me!

Thanks!

This feels like. . .

Like what?

Like. . .

that l'm kissing Vincent

What the hell!?

You see me as your friend, Vincent?

No, it's just an example!

Like l'm kissing a very good friend!

No example, no example! No kisses, no kisses!

Why don't we just

finish this quickly, then eat! OK?

Just finish this?

Didn't we agree?

We'll have a kid!

lf not we can't live off Uncle Lui!

We agreed

but you can be romantic about it!

lt's romantic when there's air con

lt's hot with mosquitoes here

Come on!

Don't come!

What do you want?

l want you. . .

to kiss me, hug me, cherish me

give me a little love!

Didn't we just do all that?

And love?

We haven't start making that yet!

You didn't use to be like this!

You used to make me laugh

and would sing love songs to me!

And now nothing? Where are those days?

Where?

You want me to sing again?

"One banana, two banana, three banana. . ."

Stop!

This is not what l want!

You don't love me!

You don't cherish me! You don't care about me!

So? Are we still going to do it?

- No! l don't want to!

- What happened? What happened?

- What're you doing?

- Who cares? l'm not doing it either!

Hey, what is it?

What about what? What're you doing?

You think we are studs?!

l'm telling you!

As long as you are here, we are not having a baby!

You want a kid so much, why don't you have one?!

l'm finished

What am l going to tell Master Lui?

Which is better

for a baby?

Yes, Mr. Lui

it's a difficult choice!

Master Lui !

You are right on time

l want something for this great nephew of mine

Master Lui , l'm here to resign

l don't think l can help Mr. & Mrs. Lui

l don't' think they can have a baby

Since Andy Lau wants to have a second baby

l'm going to help them

Am l not paying you enough?

lt's okay, l know what to do!

This diamond necklace should be

enough to change your mind!

Wow, so shiny!

This necklace is worth 1 billion!

Very reasonable, l'll take it!

Thank you, Mr. Lui.

lf you would carry on to help me

"The Star of Malaysia" is yours

Why have you signed "Andy Lau"?

l'm Andy Lau!

A lot of people want me to be the Chief Executive

But l have to say no

l'm too busy

lt's time to take your medicine, Mr. Lui

Yes, where were we?

l said l want to quit

Mr. & Mrs. Lui are not ready

They are still child themselves

Even if they have a baby, the baby won't be happy

Gong, l don't have much time!

Are you alright?

l don't want to talk too much

You can ask my doctor

l'll give them a call

and tell them to apologize!

How's Master Lui?

What he's got is Alzheimer's

ls it terminal?

Yes

At least there's no medicine to cure it!

So how long does he has?

l have seen some people with this

who live to be over a hundred years old

You said it's terminal

Well, there is no cure for it!

So how long left until he's completely gone?

l promise you in about a year!

Then what happens?

With Alzheimer's

People will begin to forget things

Then they'll remember them again

Then forgets them again

And wouldn't able to remember it ever again

The more acute patients

can have a change in personality

and seems like a completely different person!

Really?

Damn!

Who are you?

What do you want?

l'm Mrs. Lui

Master Lui called me to come and apologize!

Mrs. Lui , please sit!

Take your time

You would really do anything!

Don't hit me!

l'm sorry!

l'll obey you from now on!

Another person now!

What can l do?

With him looking like this

l really want to beat him up!

l feel exactly the same

but l'd rather you not do that

lf he gets a shock now

and goes completely

we're not going to get pay

Mrs. Lui

Are you alright?

l'm Lui Ming!

How can you mistaken me?

Yes, how could you?

Let me get you your medicine!

Take a look at yourself!

God, it's happening again?

Don't you want to beat up yourself?

Gong, l beg you!

Please help me!

Before l'm completely taken over

l want to see a baby for the Lui's family!

Please don't beg me again!

l'll give in to you!

l beg you!

Give in to me!

"The Star of Malaysia" is yours!

Well, thank you, Mr. Lui!

Take care of it, don't lose it!

Spit it out!

You are a man, don't p*ssy around!

The yoga school has been very busy

Even San needs to come in to help out

So if it's not too much trouble

can you take care of the baby

You think l'll agree to this?

l told you, we've should

have just got a babysitter!

Alex doesn't trust a babysitter

and he think it'd be best if

her grandpa can take care of her

But l don't know how to take care of a baby

Sure you do?!

Alex said you brought him up alone, right?

Please help us, daddy!

Will she cry?

l hate children crying!

Baby won't cry at all

knowing it's her grandpa taking care of her

Really?

Ha, yeah!

That's not crying!

She's talking to me

What's the matter?

Smile! Smile! Smile!

Do l know you?

Remember our pact for taking you out

Don't cry or l'll leave you behind

You find that funny?

Look, a baby!

You are so cute!

Baby! ls the baby a boy or girl?

Do you want a look?

lt's alright!

The baby is yours?

Do l look like l have a baby so young?

She is my son's baby!

Can't tell you are a grandpa at all!

You're great!

l'm alright!

A shame that we have to get back to work

if not we can go and have coffee with you

l can go now

But we said we couldn't

Do you take the baby here everyday?

lf you girls are here

l can come by everyday

Don't lie to us!

Why would l lie?

Baby, we'll see you tomorrow!

Bye bye, baby!

Bye bye!

Bye bye, baby!

She said "Bye bye, baby" to me!

You are so great!

Remember, more hard work tomorrow

Dress you up cuter

This position would open up the pelvic cavity

Give the baby more room to swim

the mother tries to open up the shoulder

breathe deeply

and relax

Ok, and again, slowly

Still angry, are you?

Don't be so uptight!

l've forgiven you

lt's just l can't forget

Let it go!

So?

l don't know!

Smile suits you better!

Why are you taking me to Alex's Yoga school?

This is just the first step of our plan! Come on!

Alright, that's all for today

Practice while you are at home,

see you next class!

Namaste!

Please stay behind!

Potential fathers and mothers, hello!

l'm Scallop Lui , filthy rich!

l have a problem that needs your help

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