Hello Babies Page #5

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We just need one couple

who's willing to lend us their baby

The old man of our family really

want us to have a baby

and right now we cannot fulfill his wish

What are you guys doing?

Uncle Lui has Alzheimer's

and only got one year left

before he's gone completely

that's why we are here to see

if anyone can help us

let us borrow a baby to bide more time

and after 1 0 months,

we'll tell him the baby is ours

and that would be it

Will it work?

As lonng as they are willing, right

lt'll be fine

The mission is over,

once you let me borrow the baby to see my Uncle

We'll give the baby a full scholarship

to become a somebody

The baby can be a doctor or lawyer

Crazy!

Cuckoo!

Can you exaggerate anymore?

Be a doctor or lawyer!

What should l have said?

When the baby grows up

he'll be a beggar or a convict?

Sir, are what you said for real?

Yes, yes, yes!

l'm just 2 months in.

lt's you!

We won't only be raising your kid

We can feed the both of you too!

We don't need you to feed us

But l just want to know,

why don't you two have your own baby?

Because we don't want to

have a baby just to have one

We are good people!

Very good people!

Alright, we can make this deal

but we have one condition!

Whatever it is, we'll do our best to meet it!

We've tried to book many famous gynecologist

but they are all fully booked

l want to give my baby the best

Then this will not be a problem

My old school mate is Sally Yip

one of the best gynecologist in Hong Kong

l'll give her a call, no problem at all!

That would be excellent!

Thank you very much!

Hey, the first step is done!

What's next?

The second step, of course!

This is a very sour pickled shallot

l've heard these are very good for pregnant women

l'm eating one now!

Uncle Lui , Cher's pregnant!

Yes, l am!

Yes!

So don't worry about us over there

We'll send

you photos, postcards and reports

Yeah, you don't need to come and visit us!

Don't visit!

Don't even think about it! Alright?

Don't at all!

Excellent!

We are really a family!

We think so much alike!

Yeah?

How do you two know l'll come back to visit?

Yeah, how come you are here to see us?

Gong, l thought you quit?

Yes, l did

But Master Lui asked me to

stay with "The Star of Malaysia"

Let's talk business

lf you're pregnant

l would definitely know

Yeah!

lf that's the case

Mrs. Lui needs to see a doctor!

No!

Why not?

Guilty?

Yes!

No!

Let me tell you,

my gynecologist is very famous!

A lot of women see her

So right now

she's busy!

lf she's busy

Let me!

No!

Cher, get your bag

l'll give Dr. Yip a call to get an appointment!

Dr. Yip?

Will she help us?

What doctor wouldn't help?

lt's OK, l will take care of it

l'll make an appointment now

Get your bag!

Go on!

lf you make one step,

l'll know if you are really pregnant!

Gong, you are just so immature

Why would l pretend to be pregnant to lie to you?

Haha, who would pretend to be pregnant?

lt's so funny, l wetting like a baby!

Then walk!

Come here

Be. . . be careful!

That's the trouble with a big house!

Are they still looking at us?

Yes, yes!

Damn, our bedroom is on the 4th floor!

Gong, you don't need to keep staring

give us a break, would you?

Do you believe everything you hear?

lf l really can tell if a person

is pregnant or not by looking

why would we need ultrasound?

Slowly! Take it easy!

You two must be Mr. & Mrs. Lui?

Dr. Yip is ready for the two of you to go in

OK!

Let me inform her!

Thank you!

l'll let you go in alone!

l'll go with her!

Let her go with you or she won't believe us

- Go, go, go!

- Go on!

Uncle Lui

lt's better us men don't go in!

We'll just sit and wait here!

Hello, l'm Dr. Sally Yip

l thought Sally is a woman?

Marilyn Manson is a man

And he's called Marilyn

TRUE:

Marilyn is a stage name though

Please, sit!

So. . . how far along is Mrs. Lui?

Hey, aren't you supposed to be her doctor

and you don't know how far along she is?

Because l have so many patients, l just forgot

Why don't you get her records?

Yes, nurse!

Give me Mrs. Lui's report!

What report?

Where is it?

How do l know?

lt. . . it's where we normally put it!

Sally!

lt's lunch time!

You are such an a**hole!

lf it weren't for the soda you gave me

when we were kids

l wouldn't let you borrow my surgery

Don't get me into trouble!

l'll try my best!

Have a nice lunch and come back in an hour

like nothing has ever happened!

Be punctual!

OK!

Hey, what's taking so long?

Do you need me to take a look?

No!

Put on the ear piece

l'm going to setup

Follow my instructions, okay?

DiDi, l can see you

Bo, try putting the ultrasound on DiDi's tummy

l'm still missing a picture here

Alex, hold it off for a little longer

Hold off longer?

Why hold off longer?

Our ultrasound machine is like a tube amplifier

lt needs to be warmed up before use,

so we need to wait

So low tech here?

You're going to do it through her tummy?

ls there another way?

She's only two months in

shouldn't you probe something inside

that would be more clear, right?

l don't think that's necessary

No it's not necessary

Doing it this way

will just be as clear on our machine

Yes!

Mrs. Lui , l'm going to locate the area first

lt's plugged in wrong!

Do it all over again!

Dr. Yip, isn't it ready yet?

How long does it take for the machine to warm up?

Ultrasound

is a type of sound wave

The position needs to be

spot on for an accurate result

Look how clumsy you are

Let me!

Mrs. Lui !

This is the baby inside of you!

You are really pregnant!

You can also hear its heartbeat

Honey

l'm suddenly welling up!

Me too!

Damn, DiDi's brother is here!

Damn!

What the damn?

The baby's heartbeat is strong as a damn!

l'm going to tell Uncle Lui!

You are here, brother!

lt's DiDi's first time at the doctor

of course l would come

Come in!

DiDi!

Brother!

What are you doing?

l'm your wife's geniecologist

No, l meant

Gynecologist!

Of course l'm checking up on her

And she's fine, no problem at all

just a little heated,

a few drinks of herbal tea would be fine

You are one of the best gynecologists in Hong Kong,

Dr. Yip?

Yes, l'm Dr. Yip!

Hello, my name is Barbie!

Hello, Barbie!

Do you know my little sister

is very scare of pain!

l know there is an epidural method for childbirth

How does that work exactly?

Epidural for childbirth?

Ah, yes!

Did you see that movie, it's called

Prom. . .something. . .us? (Prometheus)

The female character

she did it with an alien

so she stick some analgesia to herself

rip her stomach open

got the baby alien out

lt looks so disgusting!

Then she stapled herself back together

and it did not hurt one bit

she jumped right out of bed and fought the aliens

Just like that!

l'll leave my sister in your hand

Maybe mine too in the future

Not a problem!

Don't let me keep you

Scallop, why are you wearing a white coat?

Are things taken care of?

This is my Uncle!

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