Hello Babies Page #6

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He's got Alzheimer's

and keeps forgetting that l'm a doctor

Let me introduce them

This is Mr. Ding

These two are Mr. & Mrs. Yu

Hello, l'm DiDi's brother, Barbie

l'm from Beijing

Hello, l'm Scallop's uncle Lui Ming

l'm with Alzheimer's

You're so funny!

Your nephew is funny too!

He's so irresponsible

His wife is doing checkups

and he's gone missing again

Be careful

Slowly

Cher is out,

didn't you want to see how it went?

l'm going over there, don't chat for too long

Of course!

Let me show you out

ls the baby healthy?

Mr. Lui , don't worry, it's very healthy!

Now with a baby

you have to listen to me, okay?

Thank you, Dr. Yip!

Dr. Yip

You look so familiar, have we met?

No, we've never met!

Uncle Lui

Your Alzheimer's is kicking in again

Did you take your medicines?

Who cares if l've forgotten!

You guys can take the ultrasound with you

OK, thank you!

Let me. You stay here, let me take care of it!

Wait, it's time for my medicines

Alright, l'll go with you

Where are your medicines?

Oh my God!

We actually lied through it!

You're lucky l still remember

how Dr. Yip did my check-ups

lmpressive

Hey, don't ever ask me

do something like this again

l nearly pee my pants

Never again!

We're going!

Bye bye!

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

You can't act

lf you knew earlier, it'll blow up in our face

Who's the one that can't act?

Ouch! l'm not saying it's you!

- Ouch. . .

- Who?

Who?

Hey, it hurts!

l'm sorry!

l'm hungry, let's eat

OK:

What you want?

Whatever

Hotpot!

OK:

Look how cute!

Look at those big eyes, how handsome!

Honey

Didn't l promise you

when there is air con,

l'll be more romantic with you

Today's air con. . .

is very cold!

Why don't we romance a bit?

lt's okay, l don't mind

Get it over with!

l don't mind, l don't care

What are you two doing?

lsn't it obvious?

lt's coitus in Latin

More commonly known as doing it

So can you not get in the way of us doing it?

Mrs. Lui is just pregnant

You two can't be doing it!

Then coitus!

l can do it old fashion way

Be good and listen to me

You can always come to me!

Are you kidding?

l love my wife!

Take a dump!

l've got books for you to read

on how to become a better father!

Honey

l've got it!

Let's play some games

l've just downloaded a racing game,

it's great fun!

l'll race you!

Yeah

No!

There are lots of radiation

it's bad for the mother and the baby

so NO!

l don't want you two to be like hamsters

doing it once my back is turned

so you two sleeps in separate rooms!

l'll keep watch of Mrs. Lui 24

You have to sleep in the sitting room! Go!

Leave! Go. . . ! Now!

H. . . Honey. . .

Go! Now! Go. . . !

l wonder what he is doing?

Over! Over! Can you hear me?

l'm Scallop!

Have you had dinner yet? What time is it?

Asking me for the time, you're so funny

l couldn't sleep

l'm used to fighting for the duvet with you

and your farting

l'm not use to living without you

l couldn't sleep alone either!

You know?

l couldn't hear your snoring

l don't feel comfortable

The room is so quiet

l miss you, honey!

l miss you too

Honey!

Why don't we see each other while Gong is asleep

What?

l said we see each other while Gong is asleep!

Are you trying to have a date with me?

Yes! Would you like to go on a date?

Hello!

Why are you wearing your underpants?

The maid forgot to iron my trousers,

and l don't know how to iron

So what's there to eat, l'm so hungry

l can eat two horses!

There's nothing here

Yeah!

How about some cream!

No, it's fat!

lt's only once in a while!

What are you thinking?

l just remember

we've got a new Seahorse mattress,

still wrapped up in the garage

Let's try it out!

Try it!

How is it?

lt looks very comfortable

Yeah, the advert says

once you lie on it, you won't want to get back up

Really? Let me try!

So?

Not bad!

How come we've got so many cars

but you never seem to drive them?

Yeah, l've never driven them because. . .

l don't have a license!

l won't back down just

because you pretend to sleep

Get up!

Slept really well last night!

But it blows that we did nothing at all

What's the plan?

Oh my gosh!

Can't l just get a break from the two of them !

Good thing l've got GPS

Motel 1 88?!

l've booked room 1 06

You're Mr. Lui?

Shh . . .

Why shush?

A lot of big shot actors and directors come here

They fight to take their pictures and autograph with me

Raymond Wong and Wong Jing were here too?

This way please!

Wait. . .

l know! Say your name, right?

Scallop! Scallop!

No. . . No. . . !

l've got something serious to talk to you

Honey

when we were going out

l always sang for you

l know you like to listen

But since we're married

l began to take everything for granted

becoming more and more lazy

l've gotten so lazy,

l've even forgotten my promise

to always sing for you

and make you happy everyday

Honey!

Gong said

lf l sang to your tummy,

you'll have a baby very soon

l want to sing this song for you

and for the baby we'll have

"Just look at the little baby"

"Look as sweet as a melon"

"Face round like a melon"

"with round mouth and eyes"

"You want a rocket in the sky"

"May your wish come true"

"Rocking basket is a carnival of dreams"

"Seeing you smile is a gift"

Honey!

Do you know what l really want to do?

What?

A baby with you, you alright?

That's great!

How come l feel like you've took advantage of me?

Don't be so paranoid .

Are you ready to go again?

l'm always ready!

Then let's go again!

Come on, Tiger!

Are you full yet?

But it's okay, l can wait till you finish

You're asking for it!

Come on!

l am Tiger!

l'm dressing up like Tony Leung today

And you are so cute

let's get to work, partner!

Come here and have a hug!

My baby is so cute!

You can feed him, that's right

Come on, take a picture!

What the hell, stealing my thunder?!

That's just way too much

French kissing here?

Damn, l'm too late

You can stop being cute

We're out!

Let's get some lunch!

Alright, get the sun screen up

Food for you

Wow, the baby stroller is so beautiful!

My daughter-in-law chose it

This baby is not my daughter

She's my niece

l'm off today, so l'm helping to take care of her

l'm single!

You're such a good aunt!

Really?

A lot of people said so

l love kids

lt's a shame

l haven't found my other half yet

l would like him to be more mature

shorter than me by a few inches

and sounds a bit like Mickey Mouse

That would be perfect!

Looks like you're talking about me!

Really?

lce cream!

Why don't we talk over ice cream!

OK, OK!

Let's go!

We better be quick, or it'll drive away!

Come on!

Honey!

Yes

l want to ask

How come you know

they have a whale tail shaped bath in room 1 06?

lt's so special, l love it!

Are you trying to catch me out?

What am l supposed to tell you?

lt's what l've read from some online forum

Look, honey!

How come there's a baby here?

ls it an abandoned baby?

Maybe someone left it here by mistake?

Thank you!

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