Hello Babies Page #7

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We are so connected

l love ice cream , you love ice cream!

Yeah, can you give me your phone number?

Do you think we are moving too fast?

You don't even know my name yet

Come on, l'm in a hurry

ln a hurry?

What's your name?

lt's Lawrence, a English name l rarely use

Whatever, can l have your number now?

The thing is

l'm not such an easy guy

l know

You know?

We're connected

Can you just give me your number?

lf l give it to you ,

will you really give me a call?

Hey, enough!

Just give it to me!

Stop being such a big p*ssy!

How are you going to score?

lt's

Give me a call

Hey, hey!

l've got his number, come out! Come out!

Hello, Master!

What?

l'm the host to the reality show "Cougar Love Match"

Stop shooting!

We have so got you here!

Our show is live online worldwide right now

Why don't you say a hello!

Stop shooting!

She is one of our contestant, Cherry

You really dare to give your number to a girl?

She asked, so l gave it to her!

Hey! Stop shooting, what're you doing?!

You seemed so connected with Cherry

Talked nonstop walking here

And kept looking at her

without a blink of an eye!

She's talking with me,

of course l'm looking at her

lt's called manners!

l've asked you to stop shooting!

But as an old man your age

and still manage to get a girl

you must be quite happy?

She's still a girl?

l think she's too old to be a cougar!

Hey, what did you say?!

lf l'm not a girl, then what am l?

l dare you say that to the world again!

Cougar! Cougar!

Too old to be a Cougar!

Go to hell!

What? You want a fight?

lf l don't want to be famous

l don't have to dress up like a glow stick

to be on a stupid reality TV show!

So disgusting! l want to puke!

Asking a hobbit for a phone number?

You are asking for it?

Come on, l'm not scared!

Stop it!

lf l were you l'll find the baby first

What baby?

The one you left behind to chat me up!

Baby! You didn't tell me l left the baby behind?

You guys are animals!

To get the ratings, we're beyond animals!

How else will we kill the other channel?

Oh, poo! lt looks like a stew!

Be quick, we need to change the diaper

before she catches the cold

Baby, be good! You're smelly

Baby! l've found you!

Thank you! She is my granddaughter,

please give her back to me

lt's your baby?

Yes!

You are so careless

Yes! l took my eyes off her for a second!

Baby, you are. . .

Hey! You're talking as

if she walked away and got lost?

Yes, l walked away for a moment

And she got lost!

Sorry for troubling you two!

Hey, wait a minute!

Here!

Look at how he's dressed in the middle of the day?

He might be a kidnapper!

Yes!

So friend, how's the baby related to you?

Hey, friend!

Didn't you understand a word l said?

The baby is my granddaughter, l'm her grandpa!

Yes, he said that!

Yes!

Proof?

Very simple!

l'll tell the baby to tell you two

Baby, tell these two you are my granddaughter!

Call me grandpa! Grand. . . pa!

She's ignoring you!

She's always like this,

ignore me when l call for her, stupid!

Why are you always messing with your grandpa!

Look at him!

Just because the baby didn't answer to him,

he called her stupid

lf we let him take her, he'll beat her to death!

No, l won't!

lf she's naughty, l'll beat her here!

Don't need to take her home, right?

Okay, okay!

l'll ask you three questions

lf you answer them right, l'll believe you!

Go for it!

Question 1

What's the baby's name?

Of course l know the baby's name!

But l haven't named her yet

You are such a bad liar!

Question 2

Okay

What formula does the baby eat? Know this one?

Normally her mom feeds her

l really don't know

Hey, you're just making it difficult

Ask something l actually know, okay?

Alright, the last one!

lf you can't answer this, l'll call the police!

And have them send the SDU to pick you up!

Go on!

Let me ask this one!

Which side is her dimple on?

Which side?

Left!

Wrong!

Right!

lt's either left of right, genius!

Don't be silly, it's on both sides!

No! She doesn't have dimples!

No?!

Stop talking, give me the baby!

Honey, you take the baby and go!

- l'll hold him off!

- OK!

l'll kick your ass!

Do you give up? Give up now!

l give up!

How disgusting are you ,

playing with dirty nappies!

Daddy

Hello

l saw the live broadcast

Did you leave our baby behind to

chat up some girl?

l've found her!

Help! Help me!

Where are you?!

We. . . we're. . .

Sound so familiar?

Hey, Alex is that you?

Hey, Alex, it's Scallop! Save me!

Scallop? Why are you with my daddy?

Your dad?

So you are Uncle Yeung?

You are Lui Ming's nephew, Scallop?

You should have said!

Come on, you calm my son down!

l'll look for my granddaughter!

Mrs Lui!

- Mrs Lui . . . are you alright?

- ls the baby alright?

Mrs. Lui , are you okay?

l'm fine, and the baby?

The baby should be okay

You're pregnant, are you okay?

l'm fine, you take a look at the baby first!

Baby's okay, and you?

The kidnapper is here!

Give me back my granddaughter!

lt's okay, leave it to me!

Kidnapper!

l've practice the 64 hands of

Gong's Bagua for many years

And you should see the labour of my hard work!

Bagua, Gong San!

Wing Chun, Yeung Wai! (lmpotence)

No. . . it's Yeung Ah Wai !

Are they going to fight?

Stop it!

lt's a misunderstanding!

lt's my friends' baby!

This is his dad, Uncle Yeung, he's not a kidnapper

Old friends!

Mr. Lui , how are you?

Can't you tell that l'm fine?

But my jaw is dislocated

Let me!

Wow, l'm fine!

But my vision is kind of fuzzy,

maybe my cornea is. . .

Alright!

Wow, that feels good!

All clear now?

lt's very clear now!

Honey!

How're you feeling?

l'm fine!

Please give me my granddaughter, thank you!

This is Uncle Yeung

Yes, we are old friends!

He's really her grandpa!

Baby!

Are you sure you are alright?

Can you stand up?

My spine is really painful!

l'll call an ambulance!

Mrs. Lui is pregnant, the fall could be serious

l know a shortcut to the hospital

Let me carry her! Come on!

Hey, don't. . . Hey!

Hold on tight!

She never listens to me

That is not the way to the hospital

Yeah! l think it's the graveyard there!

Yeah! So, Uncle Yeung

Yes

l think my wife's vision is fuzzy too

Can you teach me what you just did?

Oh. . . it's a secret

But seeing she's your wife

Alright, l'll help her myself!

lt's okay, l've never asked

Don't be shy, we know each other so well

lt's just you won't be able to find it

Really?

Damn! lt's blocked

Put me down, l'm fine!

No! l must get you to a hospital for a check-up

Hold on!

Ouch!

Ouch! Are you alright?

Yes

Ouch!

Enough! l beg you!

Alright? Please?

l'm not pregnant!

lt's not that we don't want a baby

We are still young

Time is still on our side

You young people

always think that because you are young

there's load of time, right?

One moment, there's too much responsibility

Next moment, you want some private time

Do you know how much harder it gets

to have a baby as you are older?

How come your Cantonese are so proper?

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