Hello Babies Page #8

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l'm a descendant from Shanghai

that's borned in Hong Kong

Someone who understand

and can only speak with

an accent sounds more professional, right?

And Gong San?

ls that fake too?

Oh, that's real!

Three spots?

Gong San!

This is the mark of our family

Our family edict states that

each member is to help 49 couples to have a child

Once we complete this

then we can plan our own future

So how many left for you?

You would be the last couple!

Gong

l suddenly realize you are such a great person

l shouldn't have shouted at you

"You want a kid so much, why don't you have one"

l'm sorry!

lt's okay!

NNow the truth is ou

l'm done here

l'm going to Andy Lau's

Gong

l don't know if you like to be lazy

and do nothing

Just help us through this next half year

Let Uncle Lui be happy before

Alzheimer's completely take him over

Well?

Then l'll have to double my wage!

Deal!

That's quick?

Did l start at too low a price?

Treble! Would that be ok?

2 and a half!

Deal!

Hey, hello!

Why aren't you asleep yet?

Wow, genetics really work!

You allready know Wing Chun so youn

When you grow up,

l'll teach you more

Baby, l'm sorry

l shouldn't have left you behind for a girl

l'm really sorry!

Sorry, sorry!

Grandpa promise you, l'll never do that again

Will you forgive your grandpa?

You're laughing? Then l'm forgiven!

Right?

Baby knows you love her!

Go on!

Daddy, l'm sorry too!

We don't have to apologize to each other

lt's all in the past now.

Daddy. Why don't you give her a name?

Alright, l've thought of some already

l think she'll be famous

and will become a star

So if she's an action star, she'll be called Michelle

lf's she's a pop star then Miriam

lf she's a beauty queen, we'll name her Shirley!

l've got one too!

what is it?

Happy Yeung!

Happy Yeung?

Yeung Foon Hei? (Goat's Vagina)

You weren't happy

when l named her Yeung Gui? (Penis)

You can take Yeung Foon Hei? (Goat's Vigina)

Just happy!

Happy Yeung! Yeung Foon Hei !

You like it, baby?

Yeung Foon Hei, baby! Yeung Foon Hei !

Honey, are you starving?

Stuffing down so much?

Yes, l'm pregnant

l have to eat for my baby too, good boy!

Stop it, you're just faking it!

What are you saying?! l'm pregnant!

l'll eat what's yours too, if you stop!

Master Lui , why are you so headstrong!

How can a triangle fit inside a circle?

Look at him, so senile

Why do we still have to pretend?

Yeah, l'm telling you

this fake tummy is so heavy!

Look!

Yeah, it's big up here too!

Hey, stop messing around!

What if he's not completely gone yet?

Be professional, do it till the end!

Yeah!

We're a family,

we want him to be senile and happy!

Be good!

Hey, it's Bo!

What's the matter?

OK, OK!

DiDi is in labor!

Hey, honey, that means you are in labor too!

Hey, what's this?

Your water broke, your water broke!

Oh! You're in labor, you're in labor!

- Excellent! We'll have a baby!

- Come on. . . get a cab!

- OK! Call a cab!

- The water broke, the water broke!

Water broke, let's go!

Excellent, the baby's coming!

This hurts!

Doctor, can you give me epidural?

You've dilated 8cm, that's no longer an option!

What should l do?

Slowly, breathe!

ln through the nose, out through the mouth!

Right! Daddy's here to help

ln the nose, out the mouth

Can you look more painful?

Who give birth so comfortably?

Hey, it's not cancer!

Too much, hold it back a little!

Right, right! That's perfect!

Selfie, selfie!

Closer!

OK!

How come it's all dark, is it broken?

Master Lui , you have it upside down

l can see the picture!

Baby's coming, it's coming!

Alright, let's begin

Breathe deeply

Hold it

Push!

Mommy's really good!

Push out the baby like a sneeze!

Baby is a very healthy boy!

Baby

Thank you, Dr. Yip!

lt's my job. The baby is beautiful!

l'll write the room number 208

onto the baby's tag

lt won't come off until he leaves the hospital

so there won't be any mix up!

- OK, thank you!

- Thank you!

- Take a rest!

- Yes!

Baby

Having hotpot in the hospital

is a totally different experience

Delicious!

Really Delicious!

DiDi just had a boy, both of them are okay!

Already?

Honey, that means you just have a boy too!

Congratulations!

We are okay!

Excellent!

ls everyone here?

They all know the story behind

Uncle Lui is not here

Just speak normally!

Excellent

Master Lui thinks that you are Dr. Yip

So you need to carry on pretending

But DiDi's brother thinks that l'm Dr. Yip

So l need to pretend too

The balcony to Rm. 207 and Rm. 208 is connected

So when the "real" Dr. Yip has finished checkup

with Di Di in Room 208

We'll swap rooms with Bo and DiDi

Gong will bring Uncle Lui to come see Cher

Meanwhile, l'll pretend to be a nurse in the lobby

and will inform Gong once Barbie turns up

Once l get the info,

l'll take Uncle Lui out to see the baby

You swap rooms again

When Barbie leaves, we'll swap back!

When Uncle Lui and Barbie see the baby

They'll see the baby with the tag numbered 208

That means we've done it!

Honey, this is like the best plan ever

with such good actors as ourselves

l know we can do it!

ls everyone clear?

Actors, are you ready?

Ready!

How's my baby?

He's very healthy.

You ccan feed him yourself tomorro

Thank you, Dr. Yip!

Take a rest! l'll see you tomorrow

Master Lui is coming, move quick!

Be careful! careful!

Quick! Quick!

lnto the bed!

Hey, l've given birth

Dump the fake tummy!

Yes!

Uncle Lui !

Dr. Yip!

- Hello!

- How's the baby?

He's very healthy, yeah!

How's Cher?

Cher's fine too, you don't need to worry

Cher, l'll see you tomorrow!

l'll go now!

Oh, it's this way!

Cher, good girl!

As a gift for your hard work for the family

Uncle is giving you "The Star of Malaysia"!

Hey, be careful!

Last time it was a tissue

it might be a bogey this time!

No way?

Do you like it?

lt's expensive!

So pretty!

We did it! We'll share it!

lnto thirds!

None for you!

l'll blow this over!

What's this?

lt's so weird?

Oh, yes!

This is for the prenatal classes

The instructor asked me to wear it,

to feel what it's like to be pregnant

Gosh, the breasts are swollen

and the tummy is heavy!

They swollen and get heavy,

when they're heavy, they swollen

l can't tell you how hard it is to be pregnant!

That's more like it!

You've really grown up!

Knows how to take care of your wife!

Of course!

Master Lui , you look so much brighter today!

l felt so much better knowing the baby is born!

Dr. Ching, please come to the reception

your take away has arrived

Calling Gong

DiDi's brother is coming up!

We've chatted for so long

how come l don't see the baby anywhere?

Lucky that you are asking

Master Lui , let me take you to the baby!

Excellent!

Come on!

Come on! Swap rooms!

Barbie is coming up!

Go, go, go!

OK!

Come quick!

Hey, wait!

You need to stay and pretend to be Dr. Yip!

Honey, you are so clever!

You go, go!

OK!

Come here!

No, no. . .

Excuse me!

DiDi!

Brother, you're here

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