Hello Babies Page #9

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- The doctor was just checking up on DiDi

- Barbie

You are now a mom

l am just so happy!

Barbie

How are you feeling?

l'm fine, the doctor said

l can be off the bed tomorrow!

Dr. Yip, how's my nephew?

He's OK!

What do you mean "He's OK"?

Oh, when us doctors

say ok, it means good and strong

Lots of muscles!

Why don't l take you to see the baby!

Shut up! Someone is already seeing the baby!

Who is seeing the baby?

Excuse me, l'm the Superintendent here

ls Dr. Yip here?

Hello, Dr. Yip is right here!

Dr. Yip, the Superintendent is calling for you!

Hello, Superintendent!

You are Dr. Yip?

Dr. Yip is a woman!

Yes, l've got this!

l remember you!

You don't remember me, right?!

We were classmates

Graduated at the same time, and work here

l . . .

You think because now you are with

the hospital board and is my boss

so you can boss me around?

Do you know how much hard work

we put in in the front line?

The female nurses are all old and wrinkly!

The female doctors are all stuck ups and ugly!

The salary is pitiful, only 1 00 thousands a month!

l . . .

l've had enough!

l'm quitting right now, happy now?!

l'm going!

Don't come after me!

l wouldn't if l were you!

Hey!

Can l have your phone number?

The more l look at the baby, the cuter he looks

Looks so much like me!

Master Lui , don't get too excited

You'll have a stroke

l'm fine, l'm just happy!

Old hag!

Who are you?

San!

Father?

When did you become a nurse?

l've got myself some extra work to help out!

Don't lie to me!

The cover's been blown!

Father is coming up!

Alright, let me deal with this!

You go back to Room 207 to standby!

OK!

Master Lui is busy, doesn't have time. . .

Master Lui is busy,

doesn't have time to see you! (Shanghainese accent)

l know everything

You just pretend to be from China!

Don't block my way!

Hey, don't!

l am so happy, baby!

Lui Ming!

Congratulations!

We've been fighting for so long

and now you've

won!

l've won?

Don't go senile on me!

l'm still waiting for your baby to

chase after my granddaughter!

l've won?

Come here!

l've won?

- Why aren't you busting us?

- Come on, what is it?

l've fought with him for so many years

Look at how crazy he is now?

lf l can make him happy with

a few words, then why not?

l didn't know you are so kind

l am quite kind

Would you like to have ice cream?

lce cream?! You're so cheap!

l've watched the show

Master Lui !

You look so good!

lt's amazing!

l've heard some sort of popping sound

lt all went black

like a blackout

l felt a head rush

Cells seems to expand

and now l'm all fine!

You think you're fine?

How could he?

lt's just a last hurrah!

Yeung Wai, let me

show you the baby, he's very cute!

All babies are cute.

lt's okay, don't need to see him!

lf you are really fine,

let's go and find some girls

l know you love that!

Stop talking so much!

Don't be such a sissy, come on!

Just take a look at the baby

Does he look as clever as me?

Sorry!

Hey, aren't you Barbie?

Master Lui

Why are you taking photos of our baby?

Your baby?

You must be mistaken, it's my sister's baby

He's my nephew

No! You must be mistaken!

This is bad !

We can go upstairs and ask

Go on, let's go upstairs!

Alright

Flush!

Calling Scallop, cover's blown!

Master Lui is coming up with Barbie, improvise!

Hey, leave!

- Go and hide, quick!

- What should we do?!

Let's go and have some fun!

Hey!

Barbie is coming up!

Father knows we lied!

My brother is coming!

Honey, what should we do?

Uncle Lui is also on his way up!

Stop!

Calm down and listen!

Honey, you've got a plan?

l've got nothing at all!

Scallop!

Tell me!

Whose baby is the baby in 208?

The baby in 208

is the baby to the mother in 208!

Bo, you tell me!

The baby. . .

The baby is our son!

Excellent! l told you he's my nephew!

Absolutely ridiculous!

Whose idea is this?

lf you say it's your idea

lt'll be my treat for the ice cream

Never mind! He'll die if l say it was mine

Anyway, l look so much like Tony Leung

But apart from your flat chest

you look nothing like

Zhang Ziyi

lt's my idea to pretend to be pregnant

l'm sorry, Uncle Lui !

The one who should be responsible. . .

Let me finish!

Yes!

lt is your fault pretending to be pregnant!

But the switch

was Gong's idea!

You're such a jerk!

You were in this too!

l am a jerk!

but you are the mastermind!

You . . .You . . .

lt's true

l'm. . .

fainting!

Uncle! Uncle!

Call an ambulance!

lt's downstairs!

So quick?

This is an hospital!

Let's take him downstairs

while he's still breathing

The ER is to the right

lf he stops breathing, the left is the morgue

He only just got better

l will miss him!

Kung Hei Fat Choi! Congratulations, Chief!

Congratulations! This is for your granddaughter!

Thank you! Hold on to it!

Good girl!

Wai, didn't you say grandson is better?

Look at you! So happy with a granddaughter now!

Granddaughter is way better,

she knows how to make this old man happy!

The grandson who lives next door

- keeps slapping his granddad,

- Really?

but she wouldn't

She just keeps kissing her grandpa!

Give me a kiss, here!

Brother, after becoming a mother myself,

l've realised

it's not easy taking care of a kid

Thank you for taking care of me all these times!

You two still have a lot to learn!

We know! Thank you!

Kung Hei Fat Choi! Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Kung Hei Fat Choi! Congratulations!

Hey, Scallop, you are so great!

You had no kids, and now you've got triplets!

Dr. Yip, you are excellent!

l'm only responsible for the birth,

Gong did all the hard work!

Yes, it was all down to Gong's planning

and dieting

That l was able to perform so well

Hey, where is Gong?

Yeah?

- Yes, where is she?

- Gong San, Gong!

l'm here!

Wow! You. . . you two. . .

Hey, look at you , Ming!

You still got it at your age!

lt's not his!

Then who is it?

What?

You can tell he's impotence. . .

sorry. . . l meant impossible

Of course it's mine!

l had a round with her 64 hands of Gong's Bagua

it was just a one time friendly

then she became pregnant!

Really?

Yeah! Even her marks came to my neck!

- lt's joint together

- And became a hickie

And became a hickie

Congratulations!

Thank you, thank you!

Gong is so open,

she will bear children till she's 49!

Hey, she's not 49!

l'm 56, and you are older than me

You're 59!

59!

Yeah, do you still help people?

With what?

Midwife

Because my friend Louis Koo wants a baby child too

Louis Koo?

- Louis Koo!

- Stop lying!

l'm not!

- Gong!

- lt's true!

lt's really Louis Koo?

Wow, he's so, so handsome!

Louis Koo!

Hey, l really want a baby

Do you have someone in mind?

No, but l want to make a booking first!

Oh, relax!

l'll have one with you after this one!

l'll hold you to it!

Hey, don't touch her!

Or l'll beat you up!

Don't!

Wait. . . Let me count how many babies we've got

One, two, three, four, five. . .

six!

That's a lot of babies!

Yes!

lt's new year, a piece of

jewellery for each of you!

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