Hellphone Page #5

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back on the board.

So stand up

and figure this out.

Got an idea?

Maybe.

- What is it?

- I better not tell you.

Hurry up!

As you can see, sulfuric acid

is incredibly corrosive.

Can you kill a cell?

Go back out. You're too late!

Please!

This cell phone must be killed!

Where's everyone?

All dead!

D'Harcourt,

what did you smoke?

Ouch!

Don't answer your phones!

Don't pick up!

No, Charlotte!

- That felt good!

- Miss Jolimont!

If you answer,

I'll whack you!

The three of you...

What?

The three of you,

to the principal's.

Can you stop a cell

from calling?

Yes, I...

- Answer!

- Sure I know.

How?

Shut it off.

I just told you that we can't!

Sir, they've gone bananas.

Take this!

It's for you, Mrs. Ronssin!

Answer it!

Are you okay, Mrs. Ronssin?

Mrs. Ronssin...

Remember when Cecile

wouldn't date you?

- What?

- I told her you were gay.

Why tell me now?

We're gonna die.

Oh sh*t.

Tallyho! Let's go!

Run guys, tallyho!

I have to tell you.

- I love you.

- Oh yeah? Thanks.

I was hoping...

Sorry but we never

had much time for...

you know what.

You're right.

Come on.

Your hands are cold.

What?

Angie, you're a genius!

Grab the phone.

At minus 196 Celsius...

All matter freezes!

I h8 U B*tch

My feet are cold.

Give me a hand!

Here I am!

It's mine!

Let me through!

Tiger!

The container!

Throw it!

Hellll-o, Peter.

Kill them, Tiger.

Kill Sid for me,

and my Prince you will be.

Tiger... my lover.

How did you do it?

- What?

- How did you do it?

I stopped by the infirmary.

I love you, bro!

I love you too.

I love you too.

Thanks, Tiger.

Good thing I came.

My best buddy!

Remember you told Cecile

I was gay?

I told her you had scabs

on your balls.

We're at the deepest part.

Deep 500 or deep 10,000?

Deep enough

that we can put this behind us.

Go on.

We're not making a mistake?

Shouldn't we give it

to the police?

Or keep it, just to make sure?

"My precious... "

It's nice spending a weekend

together in London.

I'll go for a walk.

Back in a minute.

Goodbye you all...

Does anyone happen

to have a Kleenex?

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