Here Comes The Boom Page #3
The right to not feel pain.
No.
Okay, look, we covered this
for, like, 45 minutes.
You guys remember Monday?
You guys remember Monday?
When we went over
this for, like, 45...
to this. You don't...
"Suffrage" has nothing
to do with pain. No pain.
No pain, no gain?
Okay, we're off track.
We are
definitely off track here.
The right to vote?
I'm sorry,
you got something to say?
Niko. But forget it.
I'm sure it's wrong.
Please, look, there are
people. You know what?
I'm gonna stop right there 'cause there
are obviously a lot of wrong answers,
but there are a couple
wrong answers, but...
It's okay, there are.
But let's give
it a shot anyway.
The right to vote?
There you go. Okay?
Yes!
You know what, "suffrage" is
You understand, right, Miguel?
I do, I do.
Okay, good.
Mr. Voss! Mr. Voss.
Can I talk to you?
Sure, what's up?
I always try to
be a good student.
But when it comes
to taking tests,
I get all clenched
in the tight spot.
If I fail this
citizenship test,
they'll send me
back to Holland.
And things here are
just starting to twist.
I'm sorry, is that good?
I don't even...
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Twisting is good.
So, I was wondering,
is there any way you can
Extra help?
Yeah, you know what,
I kind of got,
I can't, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank you. Thank you.
Niko!
I'll move some things around and maybe we
can sit down later tonight, all right?
You are the best!
Oh, thank you!
Thank you very much!
All right.
You can stop that now.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, we're good.
We're good.
There he is!
Hey! How are you?
Good.
Oh, thanks for doing this, buddy.
Sure.
Scott, meet Koen and Nard.
Koen, Nard, this is Scott.
Hey, guys.
Oh, close the door,
before the ferret gets out.
The ferret, the ferret.
Okay, okay.
Hang your coat right there.
Okay.
He has no weaknesses.
He has incredible
knockout power...
Wow, you used to fight, huh?
Yeah.
Long time ago.
Now I just teach
Mixed Martial Arts at my gym.
Should we study or...
Oh, yeah!
Come on, sit down.
Hi, again, everybody.
I'm Mike Goldberg.
Welcome once again to the
Ultimate Fighting Championship.
Since the first day
he entered the Octagon,
we knew Ken Dietrich
was something special.
My partner as always,
Joe Rogan.
Man, what
Incredible matchup, you know,
for a bunch of reasons.
You hold for bets.
Ken Dietrich,
Brian Stann, here we go!
Straight left by Dietrich.
He's jumping all over Stann.
He should just double-leg
him, take him down.
Did you ever fight?
No, no, I wrestled in college.
That guy's a wrestler.
Wrestlers make great fighters.
And Dietrich
jumps all over him again.
- He's got the takedown!
- Oh!
You called it!
Ooh, twisty!
Twisty! Twisty!
Twisty.
And he has that
nasty shoulder-lock.
And it is all over!
Ken Dietrich, the Executioner!
Sorry, Koen.
Ah! He took his 10 grand
and ran off like
a Shetland pony!
Ten grand... He made
Yep.
But he lost.
Yeah, if he won,
it would've been 50.
Okay, next fight.
Mixed Martial Arts?
Do you even know
how to do that?
No. No, I do not.
This is crazy.
Look, I saw this
UFC event last night,
and the guy got paid 10 grand
to fight, and he lost.
I was a really good wrestler in college.
I think I can do this.
Do what?
Lose.
You cannot do this.
Marty, look, we only have until
the end of the school year
to save your job.
Come on! Night school.
Oh, great, yeah,
between what I make there
and what you make
with your private lessons,
we'll save the music
program in 18 years.
This is the best
chance you got.
Okay.
Okay, if you're gonna lose,
then I'm gonna help you lose.
Deal?
Deal.
Let's do this.
Let's lose.
Unfortunately,
today is gonna be my last day.
But don't worry, next week,
you're gonna be in great
hands with a new teacher,
and he's gonna be...
But you are new?
Yes, I am new.
But this guy, he's even newer.
Understand?
So, you are not new?
No, I am new, okay...
I'm so confused.
I don't...
Okay, we're going
Okay, listen, everybody.
Here's the point.
Next week, lam not gonna be here.
I will be gone.
But I wanted to say
to you guys good luck and...
You know what? Welcome
to America in advance.
Yeah, that's how
confident I am in you.
Live the dream.
Make it happen.
So, thank you and good night.
Okay?
So, I'm citizen?
Man, I can't believe you
would quit on me like this.
I'm citizen.
You know how
important this is to me.
Niko, relax.
I got it all worked out.
But I need to
ask you something.
Okay!
Here's the thing.
I need money
to save a friend's job,
a lot of money.
Okay,
and as crazy as it sounds,
Arts, but I need your help.
I want you to train me.
You're kidding?
No, I can do this.
You're too old!
And on top of that,
you have no experience.
But there are guys that run
marathons well into their 80s.
Not when they're
being punched in the face.
Come on, you said it yourself,
wrestlers make great fighters.
And you know, when I was
younger, I took judo.
I mean, it was only for
three and a half weeks.
I had to stop 'cause my sensei
got accepted into dental school.
But he said I had
wicked potential, man.
There's no way you can fight.
And that's the end of it.
Okay, great.
What time are we
studying tonight?
You just quit!
Look, you don't want to
train me, that's fine.
But we started this thing
and we're not gonna stop
until you're a citizen, okay?
Okay.
You want to be a fighter?
You start in the cage.
There's a small-time show
this weekend.
I'll get you in.
Wait a second, no.
Fight right away?
Shouldn't we train first?
No! Trial by fire, baby!
I'm a citizen.
You made my dream come true.
Miguel...
I'm going to name
my boy after you.
His name is Sergio,
but I'm going to switch it up.
That's nice, Miguel.
Let's slow things
down a second, okay?
And let's take
a little walk and talk.
Something wrong?
Maybe.
Ow!
Ow!
Come on, I got to do this.
I know. Okay, okay.
Oh!
Okay, hold it for a minute.
This is a terrible mattress.
I'm feeling everything.
This is ridiculous.
I'm not gonna learn
any of this stuff.
I'm telling you,
I'm just gonna wrestle.
I'm gonna take it
to the ground.
It's my world.
Your world?
Your world is
gonna be destroyed
by people who know
multiple disciplines.
The fight's in two days.
What am I gonna learn?
It is what it is.
I got it.
I know exactly
what you have to do.
You're gonna beat your opponent
before the match ever starts.
ancient art of intimidation.
You ever actually
been in a fight?
No. Well, none with a boy,
anyway.
But I know this is gonna work.
Okay, so based on your limited
experience fighting girls,
how?
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