Here Comes The Boom Page #4
Music.
You're gonna be
inspired by music.
That's why all the gladiators
entered the Colosseum
with all that thundering music.
Actually,
they do that in the UFC.
Exactly.
And you're gonna
follow in the footsteps
Every one of them had
a distinctive musical theme
that put fear in the hearts
of their opponents,
which rendered them defeated
even before their match began.
I got it. You could
enter with Pachelbel.
No, I know what I'm doing.
With Bach.
I don't need that. It's gonna be...
I have it.
Don't...
Mozart's 35th in D Major.
Listen to me.
I'm picking the song!
Of course you are.
Good evening, sir.
This is Scott Voss.
He's fighting tonight.
Change behind the tarp.
Yeah. We were just hoping that
there would be some place private,
you know, where he could
have a modicum of privacy...
No, no, no,
I'm doing this for you.
I appreciate it...
It's embarrassing.
Yes, it is. We're gonna move.
We're gonna move.
Okay.
Thank you, sir.
Wow.
This place is unique.
Is that a chicken?
This looks like
a Civil War hospital.
Lookie, look who showed up.
You're not as smart
as I thought you were.
Look, I knew this
wasn't gonna be the UFC,
but I'm 80% sure I saw a chick...
I think it was a chicken.
Was it a chicken?
Chicken.
It's 100%...
Look at that,
that's a farm chicken.
They're filthy animal...
Is that even...
Is it sanctioned here?
Hey, this is
bottom-level MMA.
No, but I want to be clean.
You ready? You better be,
because you're next.
You ready to do this?
Yeah.
Making his MMA debut...
What are you doing?
...from Hyde Park, Massachusetts,
Watch this.
Intimidation!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Whoo!
Get in the cage, you Vike geek!
Whoo!
Come on, guys, you ready?
One second, okay?
Ready? Ready?
Fight!
I like your hair up like that.
Cute.
But I know it
could come down, too.
It'd be all...
I know, I'm just saying.
Is this the best plan
you could come up with?
Fighting in a cage?
What kind of an example are
Hold this.
As much as I enjoyed
teaching future Americans
it wasn't getting the job done.
by the way...
Gee whiz, what's with the...
You're like this.
You're like that on me.
Just put a Band-Aid on it.
Come on, Scott. You and I
both know this is crazy.
What would I say to Marty?
He'll understand.
He saw you get
knocked out cold.
I wasn't out cold, all right?
I was half in, half out.
Mmm.
Although I did see a unicorn.
I was riding it.
Please.
Okay.
I'll talk to him.
Kiss? Want a kiss?
Nothing? No.
Hi, can I help you?
You must be Mollie.
Hi, I'm Scott Voss.
I work with Marty.
And I didn't see him
after school,
and I was wondering
if he's around.
No, he had a private lesson.
But he should be home
any minute.
Here. Please, come in.
Thanks so much.
Yeah.
You're welcome.
Oh, it is such a mess.
I am so embarrassed.
Marty's instruments
are everywhere.
Let me pick up
We're turning the music
room into a nursery.
I can't believe
I just said that.
I'm expecting.
No one knows yet.
Please, don't tell anyone.
We're really... It's
Say no more.
Believe me, I didn't...
What baby, right?
I didn't even know, you know.
That goes right in the vault,
by the way,
and it's like a,
it's like a vault,
locked down, Fort Knox
or some sort of prison.
Great. Thank you.
Wow, does he play all these?
Oh, no.
He buys them off the Internet
and garage sales,
and he fixes them up
for students who
can't afford them.
Oh, man.
Just sucks what's happening
at school, doesn't it?
What do you mean? What's
happening at the school?
He didn't tell you?
that's going on at the school?
No, no, nothing bad at all.
Last week, they installed
a metal detector
in the teachers' lounge,
'cause...
Really?
Yeah.
Because a teacher had
flashed a piece, you know?
Oh.
Yeah.
So now it just takes long...
You know, you can't
get in and out any more.
What happened to your eye?
I cut myself shaving.
I was shaving my eyebrows.
I do. On the weekends.
I'm gonna get going...
Well, is there a message
I can give him for you?
You know what? No.
Thank you. Okay.
Great.
It was nice meeting you.
Nice meeting you.
Tell Betcher not
to cut anything.
We're saving Marty's job.
That's 750.
That's the first
installment right there.
Scott?
Yeah?
You know I'm on your side
on this, right?
Yeah.
in the marching band.
shiny white spats,
the smell of the grass.
Those were some good times.
Okay.
Excuse me,
is there a Niko here?
Fourth floor.
And knee. And up.
And knee.
And up.
And knee. And up.
And knee. And up.
Grab him and head-butt.
Knee to the face, knee to the
face and throw him back.
Stomp.
Victory dance!
Oh, victory dance!
Run, run, run, run...
Hey!
No pain, no gain!
Victory dance,
victory dance...
And stop!
Worthy attack, everybody!
That's right!
Thank you!
Thanks for coming,
ladies and gentlemen. Scott!
Hey.
How you doing, buddy?
I thought you said
No, no, no, no.
Oh. Well, that
wasn't MMA though, right?
No, that was
Disco Street Fighting.
Don't worry, with you, we're
gonna do the real stuff.
That's what we're gonna try.
Let's go. I have
a spin class in an hour.
Okay.
Let's work on some
takedown defense.
I wrestled, I think I know
how to stop a shot.
Ding, ding, boom, boom,
elbow, elbow, boom!
Liver shot, bang, bang, bang!
Oh! Knockout blow.
You got the point.
We need to keep you out
of dangerous situations.
Now, to escape
the Rear-Naked Choke,
you want to break the grip,
pull the arm down
and move to the side.
Escape.
No, don't squirm.
That just helps me
sink it in tighter.
Arm bar. Escape.
Escape!
Wrong way, wrong way.
Too late.
Okay, you're vulnerable
like a puppy.
Yeah, that's 'cause I
let you get into position.
It's easy. I could do
the same thing to you
if I got you in a hold.
Good point. Yeah.
I'm out.
I'm free.
I'm bored.
I'm late for my class.
We're just gonna
have to wing it.
All right, ladies.
Let's get those legs warmed up.
Ladies and gentlemen,
introducing the principals-
First, from Jamaica,
Queens, New York,
here's Ragin' Rafael Romero!
Romero!
No helmet?
Hey, it's okay to be afraid.
Don't worry. Use it.
Try to channel it into focus.
That last knockout,
never happened.
Three migraines a week
say you're wrong.
Hey, you got to... You
got to stop this. Why?
Either dig in or call it a day.
No, no, I'm loosening you up.
No, you're not.
You're rubbing me like
you're putting on sunscreen.
Get off!
It is weird.
Okay. I thought I was
doing the right thing.
And now, my friends, let's meet
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