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if he's great - then he'll show you

how to apply it.

But some teachers inspire us.

For me Mr. Khan is that kind

of a teacher.

Mr. Khan was an inspiration

for all of us.

To me, he still is sir.

Sir, I assure you sir,

I won't let you down.

I was born to be a teacher sir!

Ms. Mathur... will you be able

to manage with these sounds?

I mean I've never seen a teacher

with a speech defect.

Tourette's affects my speech sir.

Not my intellect.

Come with me Ms. Mathur.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, ma'am.

Bad choice!

Good morning, sir.

National Science Fair?

St. Notker's has won it

for the last 2 years.

All credit to Mr. Wadia -

our science team in charge.

We're expecting a hat-trick

this year.

9A.

The school's brightest students.

All the toppers are from here.

Sir... I was in 9 C.

Sir, F division?

There was no F division, before?

Well, thanks to the Right

to Education initiative - we do now.

Just 14 kids.

Just 14?

But... why is this class empty?

Because their class teacher

is on leave.

Permanent leave...

I'll be honest with you,

I urgently need a teacher,

which is why I'm offering you

this job mid-term, Ms. Mathur.

I see a spark in you,

and I'm willing to take the risk.

I wouldn't offer this job to you

under normal circumstances.

But neither are the circumstances

normal,

and nor is this class - 9F.

I'd say, think it through.

Sir, I've thought it through.

I really want the job

and I'll not let you down.

They're just kids...

How bad can it be?

Ma'am, you're going to teach 9F?

Ya, why?

Nothing. It's great.

Ma'am...

9F is upstairs. This way.

I know.

It's so dirty,

why don't they clean it?!

Someone tell that Shyamlal to clean it

everyday for us!

The echo here is the bomb, man!

Got a smoke?

What should I call these guys?

You rack your brains,

they're your rats!

I got a smoke...

When did you start smoking?

No ya, I am just holding them

for Killam.

Bro, the cops raided us yesterday...

we had to scoot!

They gonna get you one day man!

So what should I call them?

Wadia and Pareira!?

No, no, my rats will die

from the shock!

Hey! Don't smoke near

from my rats.

You'll ruin their lungs

like your own!

Ravinder! Wanna bet? That

stammering idiot won't survive a day.

Who told you she stammers?

The peon - Shyamlal.

Bro, trust Shyamlal only to smuggle

cigarettes! Not information.

Give.

If you don't know how to smoke,

why do you do it!?

Show me.

There you go.

Tamannah... what will you buy

if you win the bet?

There's a new nail polish shade...

Katrina Kaif wears it.

She wears what?!

Girl, the whole world wants

to see Katrina Kaif's fingers.

Who will you show your fingers to?

Those ladies-fingers!

Okay, guys, guys, guys! Listen up

10 cents on the buck -

Ms. Stammer won't last a day.

60 cents - if she lasts a week.

Who wants the action?

I'll take those odds.

- How much?

- Here's 10 bucks.

It's betting... not 'begging'!

Here's 30, now shut your mouth.

Here's my 20.

You won't bet on Ms. Stammer?

Who gonna bet?

Ms. Stammer is who 9F gonna get.

We gonna light a fire,

her eyes will be wet.

He's the punter,

and we gonna hunt her...

...cause we're no fakes,

like those 9A stunters.

Notker's is a pond,

we're its big bad sharks.

Stammer's a goldfish,

no bite, all barks.

In these waters,

we swim and surf.

Pipeline's our home,

Notker's our turf.

Don't push me!

Then stop being a tortoise!

- Move it!

- You move it!

I'm the wolf, you're the pack...

follow me!

Class, I'm your new teacher,

Naina Mathur.

What was that?

Education isn't limited to the

classroom or school hours.

So whenever you need me -

this is my number.

Sorry.

Madam... "whenever"?

Hey! Respect women's guys!

Yes. "Women's... women's!"

Let's do introductions

along with the roll call?

Aatish...

Present.

It's me, ma'am.

Ashwin...

Yea, yea, yea.

Arundhati.

Present ma'am.

Killam.

Cha woop woop...

present ma'am.

I got it right no?

Looks like, you are more interested

in my tics than roll call.

So let's start with that?

I have Tourette syndrome.

It's a neurological disorder.

When there are some loose

connections in our brain...

...it gives small shocks...

like that.

You can ask me anything you want

to know about my Tourette's.

Ma'am, what's your ring tone?

I'll tell you...

1, 2 cha cha cha...

3, 4, cha cha cha...!

Dude, these days my rats

also make the same noises.

You think they also have Tourette's?!

Ya! possibly.

Ma'am, have you heard rats

do the chee-choo rap?

Chee choon, chee choo,

the rats are going chee choo.

Hey teacher, going cha-cha,

this class just ain't for you.

We scratchin our heads,

me and my crew.

Is this a school,

or a bloody zoo.

Ms. Stammer, you stammerin.

Why you always yammerin.

C'mon be on your way,

you and your hiccups can't stay.

Hey Killam, she's such a bore,

can't do it, no more, no more!

Chee choon, chee choo,

the rats are going chee choo.

Hey teacher, goin cha-cha,

this class just ain't for you.

Chee choon, chee choo,

the rats are going chee choo.

Hey teacher, goin cha-cha,

this class just ain't for you.

Chee choon, chee choo,

the rats are going chee choo.

Hey teacher, goin cha-cha,

this class just ain't for you.

Why did you stop?

That was just like me. Exact.

The only difference is,

you can stop it any time you want -

but not me.

You know, there are bets being

placed on how long I'll last,

and why others didn't last.

But you guys don't know that

I haven't come here to quit.

I've come here to teach.

Ravinder,

here's my 100 bucks.

I'll bet on me staying.

Take it.

A real punter never goes back

on his word or his odds.

If your chee-choo rap is done,

shall we start the class?

Ma'am, this is just the first lecture.

For staying, you will have to first

get back on your feet.

C'mon get up.

That's right!

She's not going to leave that easily.

Stop staring bro,

she's out of our league.

She's the topper of 9A.

- I'm also the topper of 9F bro.

- Huh?

- At staring bro!

- Right!

Hey, F for failure! Pass the ball.

What's wrong man?

Why you fighting?

Look what he did to the ball?

It's not as bad as...

...what's gonna happen to you now!

Aatish.

Hey... hey...

Stop it at once! Stop it!!!

Get up, get up!

Sir, look what they did to the ball.

Don't worry sir, there's not a drop

of blood on the football.

Look!

You. Principal's Office.

Okay sir!

Come on, come on!

Come on.

Ma'am, you're early!

Ya... I needed to get some

books from the library, so...

So... you're going to hang

in a little more.

Shyamlal, I wanted to ask you

something.

What's the deal with 9F?

Who are these kids?

You see that playground, ma'am?

There used to be a government

municipal school there.

There's a slum near that sewer,

across the highway.

Things were perfect.

The garbage went into the sewer...

...and the kids from the slum

went to the municipal school.

Then one day they learned

the school was on leased land...

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