Hit and Run Page #9

I'm sorry

I disappeared like that.

I couldn't handle

letting you down on

top of everything else.

It was just

too much for me.

And it was

cowardly.

And I'm sorry.

I'm racing Class 1 now.

Get out of here.

Class 1?

Yep. I bought a Tatum,

You should drive it.

Motherf***er will go over

or through anything.

It's a...

Good luck with the dinar.

Oh, man.

It's gonna be huge, Yul.

if you weren't

such a shitty

motherfucking friend.

All right. Let's go.

Don't touch me!

What, b*tch?

Ow!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

(GUNSHOT)

You want to see me act like

a f***ing degenerate, b*tch?

Get off her! Alex, man,

you've got the f***ing

money! Just go!

Annie's coming with us.

When the deal is made

and the cops aren't called

No one's calling the cops.

Just please, take the money.

I'm not f***ing

asking you a question.

(GROANS)

(ANNIE COUGHING)

(GROANING)

Go! Go, baby, get him!

Hey!

(GUNSHOT)

Hey!

Hey!

(GUNSHOT)

Hey!

Yul!

ANNIE:
In here?

Is this it?

No, no!

That's not a Tatum!

What a bone grow.

Come on! Let's go!

ALEX:
You open that door!

Seatbelts! Seatbelts!

Turn it on!

Uh, okay.

Jesus! Look at

all this sh*t!

(GUNSHOTS)

(SCREAMING)

Start this

ridiculous vehicle!

Okay! I'm trying!

I'm trying!

You're gonna

catch a f***ing stray!

Power! I've got power!

ALEX:
Come on, motherf***er!

(ENGINE GRINDING)

(ENGINE ROARING)

Go!

What the f***

just happened?

What are you doing?

I can't leave my

dad in that field.

Looks like he's

got it under control!

Yeah.

Come on, motherf***er!

RANDY:
Give me your gun!

(NEVE SCREAMING)

Get out of the car!

Lady! Grab some dirt!

Get your f***ing hands up!

I got him!

I shot him! He's shot!

He's shot. He's shot!

He's shot, look!

I don't think they're

following us anymore!

I can't see

a goddamn thing.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Okay, you know what?

It's 2:
30.

So I think we're just

gonna have to chance it.

Well, I mean, we've got to

get on the freeway to

get to UC from here.

And this thing isn't

exactly highway legal.

So I think we should...

I can call a cab.

But you don't have

time to call a cab.

Then I'll be late.

Or I won't make it.

But I don't want you

getting arrested over this.

I don't care if

I get arrested, okay?

I promised you that

I was gonna get you

to this interview,

and I'm gonna do that.

I don't have a job.

I don't have any friends.

You don't love me anymore.

So my word is really

all I've got going for me.

I don't not love you.

I'm just terrified

that I don't know you.

I mean,

between your fake name

and those were your friends?

Annie, Annie,

Annie, Annie.

You know me.

You do.

You know me

more than anyone.

And I'm gonna be

the exact same person

you met and fell

in love with for

the rest of my life.

Do you think you can be

the exact same person

except not say "fag"

when you really mean "lame"?

And not buy into

get-rich-quick schemes

that profit from

war-torn countries?

Okay.

I'll even throw in

stereotyping.

Okay.

Let's go.

KEITH:
I'm gonna go ahead

and call horseshit on the

RANDY:
Horseshit, my ass.

KEITH:
Yeah, horseshit.

TERRY:
That shot was in

excess of 60 yards, sir.

Okay.

And you thought you could

use Big Red's revolver

instead of your own Sig?

This whole thing stinks.

I was out of ammunition

from a previous exchange.

Yeah, okay.

I noticed that you

modified your vehicle too.

A little bit more of an

underhaul, wasn't it?

Did you see that? Good God.

RANDY:
It was an extreme

pursuit where I was

temporarily airborne.

KEITH:
You want to lay down?

Take a quick sit?

You've clearly

got professional

health problems.

My chest hurts

just looking at you.

You've got total

disregard for equipment.

But somehow...

Somehow

you managed

to take down Dmitri

without any help.

And that, my friend,

that's impressive.

Is it not?

Well, I did receive

some vital backup

from Officer Rathbinn.

Thank you.

That's you, ginge?

Yeah.

Good God.

I'm Terry.

Hey. Pat Rickman.

Great job.

Thank you.

KEITH:
You know, you're

probably gonna get out of

witness protection

for this, big guy? Huh?

Maybe even air marshal.

You like that?

You like the sound of that?

Riding up front,

first class,

gun at the ready?

From your mouth

to Grant's ears.

I'm gonna whisper

it right in there.

I'm gonna

see him this afternoon.

I'll make sure he

knows everything.

Yeah, we are.

Hey. We'll even

throw your name in there.

Really?

Are you interested in

being a U.S. marshal?

Well, good.

Are you going

to borrow a condom

or can we go?

We can go.

Okay.

Nice going.

Mike's gonna be back

give you guys a ride

a little bit later.

I'm proud of you!

Well done!

STUDENT:
Way to

go green, a**hole.

It's bio-diesel, friend.

Okay. You set?

That was pretty

amazing. Right?

Will you acknowledge

how cool that was?

Yeah. It was cool.

Are you all right?

Are you ready?

No.

I'm not. I don't have

my teaching certificate.

I am covered in mud.

I look like a transient.

Put your head back.

Close your eyes.

Okay?

Take a few deep breaths.

This is the only moment

you need to worry about.

You're not late

for anything. We made it.

You're not missing anything.

You're exactly where

you are supposed to be.

And you're exactly who

you are supposed to be.

And you are

absolutely perfect.

And if you're up for it

I will spend every

moment with you for

the rest of your life.

I'm up for it.

Oh, buddy.

Okay, buddy.

I've got to go

now because

there's a job

in there that they

want to give me.

Go get it.

Good luck.

How do I look?

Amazing.

(WHISTLING)

You look great. Nice buns!

Shut up.

RANDY:
Deep breath.

No matter what happens today

you are an amazing person.

The test does not have

the power to define you

or validate you.

What the f***?

Why do you still have

your Pouncer app?

Why are you going

through my f***ing phone?

I'm not!

You are! You're snooping

because you have

major trust issues.

Yes, I've got

a lot of issues.

Okay? No sh*t.

And this doesn't help.

I just didn't

erase it, okay?

Not a big deal.

You promise?

Yes, I promise.

Okay, you're going

to be great today.

You're going to

be a great marshal.

I know. Let's go.

(COUGHING)

No, thank you! Um...

I'm with somebody!

ANNIE:
Excuse me?

On the phone!

Come back later, please!

Office hours don't start

until next week!

I'm sorry. I can't

hear you through the door!

Having trouble hearing you.

Hi! I'm Annie Bean.

Sandy Osterman.

Please? Come in.

(COUGHING)

(COUGHING)

I'm sorry.

I have a medical condition.

Are you okay?

Did you sleep

in an outhouse

before you came here?

No, (STUTTERS)

I apologize. I know

I look unprofessional,

and I shouldn't have

been covered in dirt.

I'm sorry. It's my fault.

I was deflecting

because I was embarrassed

about the smoke...

My vaporizer was broke.

It's not important. Please,

just come over and sit down.

My sister Debby told me

how wonderful you were.

Wait.

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