HK: Forbidden Super Hero Page #4

What?

Have a taste of my ultimate attack.

Spinning Fire of Death!

Amazing!

What an incredible attack!

My glasses.

Where are my glasses.

Goody Two-shoes-man, try seeing

the world without your glasses.

Master Tamao!

Be quiet. Be quiet.

Master Tamao! Master Tamao!

Dust. Dust. You're stirring up dust.

Goody Two-shoes-man has lost.

What?

What?!

The pervert managed to resist the

Goody Two-shoes-man's logic?

Yes.

He is... He is no ordinary pervert!

Man, like are you serious?

Geez! Can you just send in the second, the third, and

even the fourth assassins who might be able to beat him?

Yes, sir!

Now! Now! Now! Now!

Run!

Go call them!

Door! Door! Door!

Close it! Close it!

It's not even!

You're really gross.

Gross!

Why don't you be pleasant like me?

Versus Pleasant-man.

2nd Assassin:
Pleasant-man

No matter how pleasant you may be, I will never give in to

you, Pleasant-man!

Oh, really?

You're... just drinking water!

What?! Now you really feel pleasant.

Let's all be pleasant!

He's so pleasant...

At this rate, I may also become pleasant.

Secret move, Perverted Dance!

I can't breathe!

If I see anything too disturbing, I can't breathe.

Please stop! Please...

My name is Manly-man!

I can't let a pervert like you roam this earth!

Versus Manly-man.

3rd Assassin:
Manly-man

What are you doing?

Fooled you!

My real name is Moho-man!

Real Name:
Moho-man

I actually love men like you!

What?

Let me kiss you!

Stop, you pervert!

Where's the evil doer?

Over there!

Panty-man, this is the end for you.

Who are you?

My name is Slenderly Fit-man.

Versus Slenderly Fit-man.

4th Assassin:
Slenderly fit-man

You're just plain and simply slender!

The kind of muscular body you have isn't cool anymore!

The ladies are into a slenderly fit...

I give...

F***!

I just threw my chicken!

Like seriously?

You're not supposed to throw perfectly good chicken!

I just threw a chicken!

I just threw... I just...

F***!

Why?

Why can't you beat the pervert?

Master Tamao, I have an idea.

What may that be?

I have collected data on the past appearances

of Panty-man...

and the results are very interesting.

Okay.

I suppose I can lend an ear.

When he appears, there's a high school girl,

Himeno Aiko, nearby almost every time.

What are you implying?

It appears...

Panty-man may have... a crush on her.

You know.

I think you're on to something.

What shall we do?

I don't know...

Even if we attack, it'll just backfire.

How about we send him?

Yes.

He could... do the job.

Mrs. Yoshizawa is on maternity leave so I,

Mr. Towatari, will be your temporary math teacher.

Nice to meet you.

I'd like to start class now.

Please, open the textbook to page 22.

We'll be covering trigonometric functions.

Does everyone know that...

these triangles in trigonometric functions...

Guys!

The teacher's talking.

Please, be quiet.

Th-That's right!

Thank you, Himeno.

You're welcome.

Are you really somebody's mother? Damn it...

What's wrong?

Let's eat.

Sorry, I was thinking I should go on a diet.

What do you mean?

You're weird.

Oh, if you want to lose weight, why not go to a gym?

A gym?

Maybe.

I've been going to a gym lately.

Just swimming in the pool makes your body feel good.

Pool?

Wait, Aiko...

In your swimsuit?

Of course...

That's not good!

A lot of people are going to look at you in your swimsuit.

What are you talking about? They're there to work out.

No! They're ogling at you for sure!

The fat old men are just pretending

to work out to ogle at you!

Maybe they're even going underwater to look at your...

Damn it!

They're not!

Oh, I know!

Why don't you come try out this Sunday?

The gym?

Yeah!

Swimming is a great way to lose weight.

Are you going to swim with me?

Of course!

Kyosuke!

Oh, yeah!

I love you.

Stop!

Stop fantasizing about Aiko in her swimsuit!

Shikijoh.

Yes?

Why is your desk raised?

Oh, I wonder why...

Ow.

What's stuck under there?

I... I don't know...

Okay, class is over.

Himeno, come to the special purpose room later.

I heard that you're a little behind being new.

I'll tutor you.

Okay.

What's wrong, Kyosuke?

Don't look!

What?

Special Purpose Room

Hey.

Thanks for coming.

Thank you for helping me.

Now...

Let's begin... our 1-on-1 lecture.

Okay.

Oh no!

Aiko is drowning!

Are you okay?

Drowning in a pool? You're crazy.

I must do CPR.

What are you doing, you perv?

Your hopelessness never ceases to amaze me.

Turn the TV on!

A man among men is on.

He was known to be a superhero before, but suddenly...

Suddenly, he's running around flipping everyone's skirt!

What?

I guess this means... Panty-man was just a pervert?

Well, he is wearing underwear on his face.

No!

Panty-man isn't a pervert!

What are you saying?

This is just beautiful!

The best! Amazing!

Wonderful!

Are you f***ing kidding me?

Keep going! Keep up the joke!

That's odd...

Damn...

Bizzaro Panty-man...

Where are you?

You!

Who are you?

My name... is Panty-man.

What?

You won't get away!

Damn...

I see your panties! ...Panty-man has truly become a pervert!

Damn it! God damn it!

Is something wrong, Shikijoh?

Mr. Towatari.

No, nothing's wrong.

Himeno Aiko.

She's... a good student.

Y-Yes.

Yes, she is.

Do you... well...

Do you like her?

No, me? Like her?

You don't like her?

Well...

You're a teacher.

I can't tell you.

Yes, well... of course.

Aiko, do you want to go to a restaurant

to make plans for Sunday?

I'm sorry.

Mr. Towatari's tutoring me again.

Oh, okay.

The Daily Bugle.

Extra! Extra!

Extra! The Daily Bugle.

Extra!

Extra.

Panty-man Makes a Statement:

He will flip the skirts of 1,000 ladies this Sunday!

What? Panty-man?

Panty-man? Is he really?

That jerk.

You ready, Kyosuke?

Let's take on that Bizzaro Panty-man this Sunday.

We have to stop that merciless pervert!

I can't.

Why?

He's made a public statement!

We know he'll be there.

It's our perfect chance!

I can't.

Why, Kyosuke?

I have a date!

A date?

I have a date with Aiko at the gym.

A pool date.

She'll be in her swimsuit.

Oh my god...

I'll get to see her wearing swimsuit with the naked eye!

If I'm lucky... If I'm lucky...

She'll ask me to put on something like tanning oil.

She may ask me with those cute innocent eyes.

Why should I have to fight a stupid pervert instead?

Has god forsaken us?

Just let that guy do whatever he wants.

I see.

If it means sacrificing your date...

you'd rather have 1,000 ladies have their skirts flipped.

Yeah.

Very well.

Okay, so...

How about we go to the one in Shibuya?

Yeah.

Wow, I'm so excited.

What's wrong?

It's just...

the Panty-man I loved... was such a horrible person.

What?

When he saved me, he was so handsome.

But now, he's so heartless.

No... that's just a misunderstanding.

What's there to misunderstand?

He was just a pervert after all.

What?

He was just a pervert! That's all!

Aiko!

What should I do?

What's there to contemplate?

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