Hobo With A Shotgun Page #2
knife away from me!
Easy Slick, I think you
might be hurting him.
God,
Jesus God boys.
What ever happened to
delicacy and finesse?
This is so you'll
never forget what you are.
I thought this was
a police station.
Not a f***ing circus.
I just wanted to help.
Ah!
And don't forget you
f***ing piece of sh*t,
everyday is garbage day
Hey.
You're so hot,
you make me want
to cut my dick off and
rub it all over
your titties.
Why don't you just calm down
and tell me what
you're looking for.
I was hoping to
keep it a surprise.
I've had enough
surprises tonight.
Quit wasting my time.
What's it gonna be?
Come on Abby,
I'm a regular.
Baby, nothing about
you is regular.
Hey, look, I'm the
one with the money
and you're the one
selling your hole...
I know that sweetie,
I'd love to take your money.
So why don't you just
tell me what you're after?
F*** it.
Just give me the
regular, plus 10%.
Okay.
I'm gonna make you love
the taste of my rot!
What the f***?
Get the f*** off me!
Oh my God.
Help me.
I could use a drink right now.
Do you mind?
I really appreciate
your helping me out today.
If it wasn't for
you, who knows,
I'd probably be dead
in ditch somewhere.
I see you have an empty
picture frame here.
Why don't you put
a picture of your
famit.
I don't really have
anything worth remembering.
Right.
You seem like a smart
intelligent girl.
You should be teaching.
things and miracles.
You're obviously
not from here.
I'm not from anywhere.
Yeah, well
I f*** for a living
and believe me I don't
have a lot of other options.
Right.
Well, I wouldn't
know about that sh*t.
Hey,
take it easy.
I think I'm okay now.
I just tell my brain
when I know I'm hurting.
I just say I got
nothing for you buddy...
Nothing to make it go
away, so just go to hell.
And he goes.
He's like a
brother to me now
Well, I think it's time to put
you and your brother to bed.
No, I'm not going
to stay here.
I'm gonna go,
it's all right.
No, no,
it's okay.
I want you to.
It's a good one.
I don't even remember
when I slept a real bed.
I am tired.
I didn't get your name.
It's Abby.
Here.
Put this on so you don't
get blood on my sheets.
Oh.
Thank you.
Oh,
I like that.
This is good.
Thank you.
Well Abby,
can I...
tell you something
about bears?
Sure.
The bear is a solitary animal.
They like their space.
They live in a magic circle.
They mind if you're
like a mile away,
but if you get
inside their circle,
they will maul you.
If a bear's claw would
ever strike your face,
it would take your whole
face right off your skull.
Your eyes, your
nose, your lips.
Everything.
And you would die from it.
Wow.
I didn't know bears
could be so vicious.
They are
wild animals.
There's something else about
bears not many people know.
If a bear gets hooked on
he becomes a man killer.
He'll go on a rampage
and has to be destroyed
and that's why you
should never hug a bear.
Give me that f***ing money!
You f***ing little b*tch,
I'll shove that
money up your...
Move b*tch!
Make you feel it.
Help!
Don't let him take me!
Help me someone!
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
I love your work.
Hey!
Back for that 10
dollars, eh dirt bag?
You're right.
Ah!
Yeah!
Beautiful.
I'm only giving you
twenty for that one buddy.
Now get down
on your knees,
go on,
on you go.
Now I want you to start
chewin' the glass.
What?
I want you to start
eating that glass.
Go on.
Don't even bother
looking at this,
until you start chewing.
Go on.
That's it.
That's it.
Oh, now smile
for the camera.
Holy sh*t,
this is f***ing gold!
Now...
pick it up with you mouth.
That's it.
Arrr...
Good dog.
Yeah.
Yeah,
you heard me right,
I want four
big f***ing dogs...
Un-huh, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
And shave em first.
Lady.
I don't trade for babies.
If you're looking for jewelry
a god damn f***ing robbery!
Ah!
Okay, this guy,
this guy,
he is a great baby sitter!
I'll look after him.
Give me the f***ing money or
I'll slit her god damn throat!
Okay,
okay.
What are you waiting for?!
F***ing kill her!
Kill the f***ing baby!
Here it is,
here it comes.
All right.
Old man you've got five
seconds to give me what I want
or I will end her life.
Put you hands in
the cash register,
give me more you
piece of sh*t!
That's it,
that's everything.
- 1...
- No.
Faster,
come on!
No!
Come on!
Just f***ing kill her already!
your bloody carcasses.
Tonight!
Ah!
Jesus Christ!
You vultures
circle this city tearing
off the flesh
from everything
that is innocent.
Please don't shoot me.
I didn't even hurt her.
I want you out of this city,
you and your
grave-robbing friends.
Spread the word.
Now!
Pay guns!
Keep the change.
Oh f***!
Where's the tape?
Leave me alone man.
Take it out.
Now you put it in
your mouth and eat it.
You f***ing b*tch.
Stop wasting your
time doing homework.
Get up on the block
and make me some money.
Come on baby,
show daddy you ain't mad
at me and give me a kiss.
Listen.
Go home to someone
who loves you.
Now.
And you -
you're f***ed.
F*** em.
Read em and f***ing weep!
You can have
the f***ing b*tches.
Happy Valentines Day,
you f***ing sluts!
Kill him!
F***ing kill him!
Kill him!
Hallelujah.
I'm gonna come down
both your chimneys
and give you a big present.
Jerk on this you child
molesting sh*t-licker.
Ah!
Night watches and other
anti-crime groups have been
seen springing up all
throughout the city and their
inspiration, a brave,
yet still unidentified,
homeless man who has
been delivering justice,
one shell at a time.
A shotgun!
This town is impressed by
a homeless man with
a f***ing shotgun.
Ow!
Where's the
creativity in that?
So what happened to you?
School bully get
your lunch money?
I don't want
to talk about it.
Look Slick,
don't make me mad.
Tell me who did this to you.
I don't know.
Some bum?
Some bum!
Have you been watching
the f***ing news lately?
Don't worry dad,
we carved that f***er up.
You carved him up.
Somebody does this
to your brother
and you treat him like
a Jack-o'- lantern.
Put your head on the table.
Head down,
now!
Don't worry son,
everybody gets knocked out
once in a while.
Really?
Have you ever
been knocked out?
F*** no,
I'm the DRAKE,
who's going to f*** with me?
But I'm Slick,
nobody's supposed
to f*** with me either.
Listen, you've got
a lot of potential,
way more than your brother...
head down.
Maybe even more potential
than me, eventually,
but first you've got to
learn to think bigger.
Bigger?
I'll crucify him to
a homeless shelter.
That's revenge.
Don't look for revenge.
Look for people's fear.
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