Hobo With A Shotgun Page #3

Okay,

fear.

I'll cut a hole

through his body,

and I'll make them watch as

I spread his intestines

out all over the street.

Well, you be ugly, you be

hateful when you do that,

some will fear you...

Slick...

I want to fear you...

But I don't...

You've got to show me that

you can scare the sh*t

out of everybody!

So why don't you unlock that

imagination of yours and give

them a show that is so fierce

that everybody in this town

will remember

your name forever.

What should I do?

Well, you need to figure

that out for yourself,

but I can give you one

sweet morsel of advice.

When life gives

you razor blades,

you make a baseball bat

covered in razor blades.

Do you kids like school?

Hey,

I asked you a question.

Do you kids like school!

Yeah!

What about ice cream!

Do you kids like ice cream?

Yeah!

And bicycles!

Yeah!

And Hobos?

Yeah!

I hate Hobos.

Disco Inferno.

After a horrific act of

arson this afternoon,

a school bus was

found burning.

There were an undisclosed

number of children on board.

There were no survivors.

Again, we regret to inform you

that only the charred bodies

of many, many, burnt

children remain...

Hi all you kids out there.

How are you doing today?

Good?

Great.

Guess what.

I've got something very,

very special to

share with you today.

- Are you ready?

- Yeah, yeah. Come on up to

the screen kids. Let go of your

mommy and daddy's hands.

Come, come on,

it's okay.

Get as close to

the TV as you can.

Do you see this!

This is what you get when

you want to follow a beggars

instead of the DRAKE!

Now It's time to

play a new game.

It's called gutter tag.

It's very,

very easy.

And every single one

of you gets to play.

All you homeless people -

you're it.

Everyone else -

you get to kill them.

All of them.

Otherwise...

We're going to kill the

rest of your children!

Ladies and gentlemen,

one more thing before you

continue on your busy day...

I want that Hobo's

head on my wall,

and whoever brings

him to me,

gets all my broads!

Oh, you're gonna

like em!

Grab your guns boys!

Grab your f***ing guns.

We got homeless to kill.

So let's go make

some dead bodies.

At least he's only

shooting the dirty cops.

We're all dirty cops.

You ever sleep with

a prostitute, kid?

No sir.

F***.

She's so hot,

I'd eat the

peanuts out of her sh*t.

Come on. What the f***

is wrong with you?

This conversation

is disgusting.

Well, you can't

beat your wife

like you can beat a whore.

That's what

I love about them.

Tell you what, we'll

go splits on this one.

You're joking right?

Hey, hey,

Abby.

F***, I love the

smell of your a**hole.

Why don't you get in here

and take me for a ride.

My legs are closed

for the night.

Maybe we should

get back to work.

You get back to the

f***ing station.

Get the f*** out of here!

Come here,

baby!

No!

Babydoll.

I am going to break your legs

off to get at your sweetness.

Don't hurt me.

I'll do anything!

That's not even

a f***ing option.

Now,

I'll tell you what:

You make sure that

I enjoy what you give me

and I'll make sure that

you can still crawl home

when I'm done.

Oh come on, now I

know you want it,

No!

You little f***ing whore.

Step away from the girl.

I'm a cop!

Don't do anything

f***ing stupid!

Shut up!

Look at her.

What do you see?

I don't know man.

She's... she's

just a f*** tube.

She is a teacher!

She despises you,

and so do I!

STOP!

STOP!

STOP!

What are you doing?

Let me walk you home!

Why are you out so late -

it's dangerous!

Why are you doing this?

Sh*t.

What are you doing?

You can't kill them.

I'm cleaning the streets

from the sh*t and

the smell makes me sick.

They're not bad people.

They're just scared.

You're not afraid of

what they'll do to us

when they come here?

We have to figure

something out.

He shot him!

The Hobo shot him!

He's back there!

Mom, I need my allowance

early this week...

I just do!

Okay,

come on.

Come on.

You're pretty sick,

you know that?

Come on,

we gotta go.

I gotta go Mom.

Where the hell were you

going after you left here?

What?

Come on, man, I let

you sleep in my bed,

tell me where you went.

I just wanted to

buy a lawn mower.

Wait - you wanted

to buy a lawn mower?

Yep.

After all those years living

in box cars and on the

streets, I thought I might

start up my own business.

That's what we'll do.

I've got my own slogan.

You grow it,

I cut it.

You grow it,

we cut it.

We'll get out of this

town and go somewhere

where they have

nice big lawns to mow.

This isn't the only

place that grass grows.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

First I gotta wash this

guys a**hole off my face.

Slick!

Slick!

Slick!

They're in there!

Do you need any back-up?

I could join your gang.

Shut up Otis.

Now f***ing beat it!

You're pissing me off.

Jesus Christ.

Ivan, you're going to

ruin your f***ing skates.

I ruin everything!

Let's f***.

Macaroni, beans,

I don't know.

What would you take?

Why are you in such a rush?

You shot a f***ing cop.

Everybody wants to kill you.

Oh,

all right.

We need a blanket, it's gonna

get cold at night and uh,

some matches.

I don't have much money.

All right.

Don't worry about the money.

We'll hop on a train.

We'll get a job somewhere

and start saving up.

No, no,

no, no TV.

We've gotta travel light.

Right.

F*** TV.

Just take what you need.

Okay,

I think I'm ready.

Okay,

I'm ready too.

Woo!

It's a beautiful day

for a skate rape!

Is there another way out?

Woo!

Oh!

Do you f***ing see me?

Do you f***ing hear me?

Do you f***ing feel me?

Why don't you get up beggar

and beg me for

your f***ing life.

Ah!

Do you f***ing fear me?

F*** you!

My face!

Don't kill that

f*** without me.

Turn that whore

into a baby factory.

Ah!

Hit me again mother f***er!

Come on.

Right in my f***ing face!

I'm going to wash this

blood off with your blood!

Get away from me!

No!

Don't kill me,

don't...

I love murder.

Come on,

play with me grandpa.

F***ing play with me Grandpa.

Yeah!

Now we're gettin' rowdy!

Abigail...

Sh-sh-sh...

You!

Do you know me?

He made me come!

Oh God!

Slick, what the f***

is going on in there?

You better be killing

that f***ing hobo!

Get the f*** out

of here IVAN.

Now!

Bro?

All right you

scum carving f***.

I'm going to make you regret

a whole lot of living

and teach you some respect.

All right, man,

you win, you win.

Just tell me what you want?

My dad owns this f***ing town.

I bet there's not on human

being in this town

who's life you

haven't ruined.

Pl.. Please don't shoot

my dick off, okay?

I'm young, I've got too

much f***ing left to do.

Please!

God damn it boy!

Nooooooo!

I'm gonna get

you to a doctor!

Just give me the

f***ing phone.

What?

Dad...

My whole body hurts

everywhere.

Slick?

Where are you?

What happened?

He shot my dick off!

Tell me where you are.

I'll come and get you.

I'm not gonna make it dad.

I'm dying.

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