Hogfather Page #11

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Thank you.

Granddad?

YES?

Why? I mean, why did you do all this?

HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING.

DO YOU KNOW THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS,

THEY'VE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM?

QUITE ASTONISHING.

NOW THEN...

HAPPY HOGSWATCH!

Yes. Granddad! Happy Hogswatch.

HAPPY HOGSWATCH, AND GOOD NIGHT, CHILDREN EVERYWHERE!

Hello, hello!..

YOU HAVE A BIG, WOODEN ROCKING HORSE IN THE WINDOW.

Yes, yes. That's a special order for Lord Lotten...

HOW MUCH WOULD HIS LORDSHIP HAVE PAID YOU?

Twelve dollars.

I'LL GIVE YOU FIFTY.

Would you like me to wrap it up for you, sir?

NO. I'LL TAKE IT AS IT IS, THANK YOU.

INCIDENTALLY, THERE'S A SMALL BOY OUT THERE,

WITH HIS NOSE FROZEN TO THE WINDOW.

SOME WARM WATER SHOULD DO THE TRICK.

Happy Hogswatch, sir!

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