Hollywood Adventures Page #3

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We have a deal. What if she's not here?

I thought I could trust you. - Oh! Yes!

My Goddess! My beloved, my goddess, Kat Dennings.

I want to do to you back in time, even if it there is no electricity,

no Internet, no movies and series are.

The car is flying across it and it touches the guy on the finger. So 'n nonsense!

This is Hollywood. Nothing is impossible here. Huh, my goddess?

The next casting is for Jimmy Wilson. Jimmy Wilson!

Let's see if we come from behind. - I have a plan.

Oh goodness that seems neither?

Hi.

Hi. I'm sorry, here you are not right.

The woman has no idea that Dawei is a famous actor.

Yes, they do not know. - We came for the auditions.

This is Tong Dawei, my client.

OK. But are you sure you are right with us?

Wronald Wrights office, a moment please! - Do not believe us.

Uh, no, no. Tell her that ...

If you do not go, I call security.

Oh, now I understand. They swarm us from here because my client is Asian

and he can not participate for this reason at the audition?

Uh, no, I did not ...

I did not know that this is intended only for white actors.

I did not say.

Are you aware that we have a black president,

of getting upset about the lack of diversity in Hollywood?

Please be a little quieter, yes? I'm the casting director say

that Mr. Tang Dwyan ... - moment, Tong!

Sorry. Sorry! - DAWEI: That's okay.

I'll let them know that Mr. Tong is here. Please sit down.

If you need anything, water, coffee, Please tell about it. - Thank you very much.

Good presentation. - It is full it entered.

I still have not see anyone who can bluff as well.

How do you mean?

You are talented. Man does not realize that you are lying.

You think me 'ne liar?

One thing I swear to you. Whoever spreads a crap about me, which is due!

That's not what I meant. I mean, you're good actors.

Oh yes? Well fine, then let's talk about your talents. - What about me?

You're a control freak. Everything should run according to your plan. - Is that bad?

Let me guess. You've planned the life of your friend,

but they never asked if she has plans of his own.

That's why she left you. And you run after her.

That is my life! You're a criminal, disguised as a tour guide!

You do not know how developed your life, what is right or wrong.

Well, now let's see Yan Yan down to finally part ways.

Okay, the next one is Tong Dawei. - This is me!

Well then, come over here!

Next, on, on the screen. On the mark. Exactly there.

May the force be with you. - Very much.

To infinity and beyond!

I am the king of the world!

Oh, my God, who is horrible! Where did we get it? discovered on YouTube?

Interesting! Okay, could we please hear a dramatic monologue?

A speech perhaps?

Should I call security?

One, two, three ... Action!

What life has in store for me, I will never forget the words of my uncle:

"With great power comes great responsibility."

This is a gift from God, as we know. But it's also a curse.

I did not understand a single word. Although I am Asian, but not as a!

If there is a performance full of emotion and truth,

lets them language superfluous.

No, I understood the deeper meaning,

because the words have penetrated into my heart.

That you should write, people, you're witnessing the birth of a superstar!

We have the seventh apocalyptic traffic policemen found.

Bravo, Sir! Bravo!

I already knew that it is something special when I asked inside him.

The boy there is the Asian DeNiro. - Yes!

A pretty little fellow!

Ah, Wronald Wright. - That must be place Yan Yan.

Are you sure that it works here? - One hundred percent.

Here is not a stinkin 's photo of me.

Did you find something? - Not a trace.

I wanted to let my hair grow until butt. The cut is impossible.

It is determined on the set. Here it is not, anyway. This is the mask.

Hm, what you can do with such a head everything.

... Shooting in the Hollywood exhibition.

The police have taken suspects into custody,

including a businessman named Bung Ho Lee, as Manny Love known.

I'm just a Korean immigrant who wants to live the American dream.

When this incident ...

We should change our appearance. - Smile some games. What's wrong with you?

The hat makes' nen others from you. Do you like him?

And what do you think of this shirt? That would be you, is your size.

A smile, a smile, a smile!

Health, my friend.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's up man? Ye are two movie stars.

I have the package. I'm on my way to deliver it.

Give me my passport, then I'm out immediately. Listen, uh ...

Hi, honey, you missed me? - Do you want a ride, Miss?

Oh, there's also Dougie. He drives us to the location. Yan Yan is there.

Oh thank you very much.

Hey.

Oh. Do not mind him. He's wild. Say hello, open land.

Sit back and relax you. Now it's off to the set

How long since the ride? - Two hours.

Have you ever made, Dougie?

I'm going for ages. And so I will not proceed, I have my navigator!

Was sagt er da?

- h...

I do not want to be impolite. A biscuit? - No. Thank you.

Is quite irritating.

Hm, good stuff! - Hey, there's with you any biscuits?

Do you live on the moon? We serve a lot of fortune cookies.

Sure, you dud! - Nevertheless, I have talent.

That's why you're doing well. - I'm the big DeNiro.

Well, who do we have here? Mr. Manny Love.

Do you have any idea how much trouble are you?

Bros, you have to believe me! I'm not a lawbreaker.

I love the American law, I love America.

The since you seek. I did not know that the Hollywood Adventure Tour

just a cover for their illegal activities.

I gave you my consent,

my hotel and my records to search.

You will notice that they used me.

I am ready to cooperate, if they go to jail.

Dougie!

- Morgen!

Stay on the road, right? Hm? - Do not be upset!

Dud! - Dud.

This Manny certainly means you much.

Manny? That's ridiculous! Because of him, we have all the trouble.

I have to smuggle people cheat every day.

This has happened to me. I am a criminal. I trusted the wrong person.

And the rhino horn, what happens to it? - I think that I could get out.

With the money I could buy somewhere for a new passport,

brand new start and back to go home to my family.

How old are these chicken legs?

Dougie! Dougie! Wake up! Dougie! Wake up!

Wake up! Wake up!

Dougie! Wake up!

Dougie? Dougie? Whether the dead by the impact?

If you found in a film with a dead Americans, that's bad.

Its my fault. I should take the helm.

No, my. The studio wanted us go out there so tomorrow.

I surrender, Sheriff.

I was the one who Dougie yelled, "Now!"

The get anyway with nothing.

If you were not here, we would have long since bitten the dust.

You're so right with what you said in the elevator.

Oh. And I've just thought up.

Can you ever start?

Wow! You're great!

Hey, wait, we have not yet entered! Wait a minute to us, Dougie!

So what's going on? Here determines comes right over a car.

My cell phone was still in there.

Dawei, tell me, if this were a movie here, what would happen next?

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