Hollywood Sex Wars Page #12

NOT SURE I'M DOING I PROPERLY. JOHNNY?

OKAY.

( moaning,

laughs )

NOW I GET IT.

OH, SO GOOD.

IT'LL FORM A PROTECTIVE SEAL

OVER THE EPIDERMIS.

YOU'RE SO CLEVER, JOHNNY.

VERONICA,

I DON'T SEE A SCAR.

WHAT?

THERE'S NO SCAR.

THERE'S A LITTLE SLIT.

THERE'S A SLIT? WHERE?

HERE.

? HEY

F*** IT.

Max:
THOSE B*TCHES

GOT JOHNNY GOOD.

THEY HAD HIM:

CHEATING ON VIDEO,

AND WHEN THE JUDGE

SAW THE TAPE,

HE GAVE HALF HIS SHI TO LITTLE WENDY FOR ALIMONY,

AND THE OTHER HALF TO BIG WENDY

FOR CHILD SUPPORT.

AND NOW THEY LIVE

VERY COMFORTABLY.

AND DAMN...THAT WAS ONE

WELL-DRESSED BABY!

BUT JOHNNY:

MADE THE BEST OF IT.

HE PIMPED THE SH*T OU OF THAT KID.

OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

MY PLEASURE.

YOU LOOK GREAT,

BY THE WAY.

Max:
GLEN TRIED TO FOLLOW

IN JOHNNY'S FOOTSTEPS...

...HOW MUCH YOU'VE

SPENT ON IT...

BUT NOT EVERYONE'S

GOT THE TOUCH.

IT'S JUST A SERVICE

I PROVIDE MY CLIENTS.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

EW, APPLY THEM

ON YOUR OWN TITS!

WELL, BUT I HAVEN' HAD A BOOB JOB.

Max:
YVONNE FINALLY GO HER OTHER TITTY.

IT'S ALREADY PAID FOR ITSELF.

LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!

WHAT THE F***!

Max:
HOLLYWOOD SEX WARS

STILL RAGE.

( blows whistle )

EVERYBODY, OUT!

YOU DON'T WANNA F***

WITH THE T.O.B.

LET'S GO, GIRLS.

WELL, I FEEL

A LITTLE BIT BETTER

THAT YOU'RE SORRY...

THE WENDYS EVENTUALLY

CAME CLEAN ABOUT THE FRAME JOB,

AND COURTNEY QUIT THE T.O.B.

I JUST FOUND THEM.

EW.

AGAINST JOHNNY'S ADVICE,

AARON FESSED UP:

ABOUT THE GIRL AT THE PARTY.

TURNS OUT HE WASN'T THE ONLY

ONE WHO "MADE A MISTAKE."

I F***ING CHEATED

ON YOU, TOO, SO THERE!

WHAT?!

WITH THE WENDYS OU OF THE PICTURE,

LOVE WAS ABLE TO FIND A WAY.

AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVING THIS

BANGING-ASS BACHELOR PARTY!

YOU KNOW, YOU TAUGHT ME

HOW TO FIND A GOOD ONE,

AND I FOUND A GOOD ONE.

YOU DID.

I GOTTA ADMIT, YOU DID.

SHE'S A COOL CHICK.

THANKS, MAN.

I LOVE YOU, MAN.

I KNOW I GIVE YOU

A HARD TIME, MAN,

BUT I THINK IT'S COOL

THAT YOU GUYS:

ARE GETTING MARRIED.

LET'S GET DOWN, MAN.

Max:
AND ME...

I'VE GOT A DRINK IN ONE HAND,

A JOINT IN THE OTHER,

CHICKS ARE JOCKING ME,

MY BEST FRIEND'S

MARRYING A GREAT GIRL,

AND I'M IN THE SHOWER WITH

FOUR BUTT-ASS NAKED CHICKS!

CAN IT GET ANY BETTER

THAN THAT?

I LOVE MY LIFE!

? HEY

? HEY

? "H," "O"

? DOUBLE "L," "Y"

? "W," "O," "O," "D"

? HOLLYWOOD SEX WARS

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? DOUBLE "L," "Y"

? "W," "O," "O," "D"

? HOLLYWOOD SEX WARS

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? DOUBLE "L," "Y"

? "W," "O," "O," "D"

? HOLLYWOOD SEX WARS

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? DOUBLE "L," "Y"

? "W," "O," "O," "D"

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? GRRREEDY

? IT'S THE KOREATOWN

ODDITY ?

? OBVIOUSLY

THEY'LL PUT YOU UP ?

? ON THIS WHOLE

HOLLYWOOD THING ?

? SPECIFICALLY THE SEX WARS

? GOT STRIPPERS STACKED

ON TOP OF US ?

? BUT THIS IS NO CONNECT FOUR ?

? IT'S STRIP TWISTER

? NOW WE PARTY UP

? BUT IT WASN'T ALWAYS

LIKE THIS ?

? WHEN CHICKS

WAS MORE FRIGID ?

? THAN INTENSE WINTERS

AND ANTARCTICA ?

? BUT EVER SINCE WE GO ALL OF THE KNOWLEDGE FROM ?

? JOHNNY EYELASH,

SLOWLY AS THE TIME PASSED ?

? WE FELT BON VIVANTS ?

? YOU KNOW,

MACADOCIOUS ?

? WITH THESE BROADS

UPON OUR NUTS ?

? SO THE WENDYS

GOT BEEF ?

? AND THEY DON'T WANT I ON TWO BUNS ?

? THEY'RE THE CAPTAINS

OF CLUB T.O.B.'s ?

? HOLLYWOOD CHICK ALLIANCE

? WE GO BACK AND FORTH

? LIKE PING-PONG TEAM

CHAMPIONSHIPS IN CHINA ?

? WITH THE

ABORTION EXTORTION ?

? AND THE NUCLEAR OPTION

? TO MAKE US BOYS

WANNA FORFEIT ?

? AND LOOK STUPID

IN THE PROCESS ?

? BUT I'M STILL

SQUEEZING BREASTESES ?

? YOUR GUESS IS

I'M A PLASTIC SURGEON ?

? NOT EXACTLY,

BUT THEY DEFINITELY ?

? GOT MY PACKAGE

TURGID, TURGID, TURGID... ?

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