Holy Rollers Page #7

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none of your business.

This is your business.

All right?

Mm.

Yosef,

we don't have time.

The kids are gonna be waiting.

We're gonna miss the flight.

Ah, we're not gonna

miss the flight.

The kids can wait

two minutes.

Look, jackie knows

you're skimming, yosef.

Jackie knows

about these guys.

I can't keep hiding these

side deals in the book anymore.

All right?

All right?

I'm gonna tell jackie.

Will you shut the f*** up

about jackie?

All right.

You shouldn't be doing this.

Just -- be right back.

Okay.

Yosef...

[ door closes ]

Hey.

You said

you'd be alone.

Who the f*** is this?

I said I'd be alone.

Ivan, hi. How are you?

Can I have my money, please?

I am in a rush.

I got to go.

Yeah. Here's the deal --

our buyers --

They want a bigger cut,

Or they'll go elsewhere.

Sam:

Okay. Come on, yosef.

Well, guy, I need my money

or my pills right now.

Mm-hmm. Okay.

We got your money.

It's on --

it's on the tab, right?

Yeah.

It's small change.

You got to look

at the big picture.

that's worth $250,000.

I want that right now.

What the f*** is going on

right now?

Hello?!

It's on our tab.

Shut the f*** up,

you understand me?!

Yosef. No, no.

I have given you

No!

That's $250,000!

What the f***

are you doing?!

Yosef! Yosef!

Yosef, come on! Yosef!

Hey, hey, hey,

your girlfriend's running away.

Yosef! Yosef, yosef!

Empty all your pockets --

all of them.

Really.

It's easy to forget.

We all do. It doesn't mean

you're not smart.

Empty all

of your pockets.

You see? It's easy.

Come on.

Come on.

What are you doing?

Why are we flying

from brussels

To montreal

to get to new york?

Is that route

a problem for you?

You said you wanted

to make money.

I'll be back in 24 hours

with the medicine.

But what if there is

an emergency?

An emergency?

Call the front desk. Dial 9.

Where are you going?

Jackie:
You lost the pills,

the money.

You want this?

F***ing unbelievable.

Oh, hi, sam.

Where's my money, yosef?

Nice haircut.

Uh, we have company, by the way.

Get off the phone.

Enough already!

Put it somewhere!

Yeah,

he just walked in.

I'll deal with it.

F***ing piece of sh*t.

All right,

just call me later.

Yeah, call me later.

Okay, bye.

She gets

very emotional sometimes.

Yes. Yeah, I know.

I know she does.

Your flight was good?

Oh, it was okay.

Family's good?

Uh, my family...

My family.

We need to talk, sam.

I want you to meet me

at the netherworld club

Around 5:
00 a.M.

I'll come with you

right now, jackie.

No.

I'll see you later.

Don't be f***ing late.

[ door slams ]

Rachel:

Sam, I need you.

Uh, I'm busy.

I'm not asking!

Okay.

What?

What do you think?

Um, it's very

high-quality silk.

[ sighs ]

So, you hate it?

I don't hate it.

I think you look beautiful.

Okay.

He's so shitty

to people sometimes.

Who?

Jackie.

Oh. Yeah.

Did he say

anything about me?

Sam?

Yeah?

Do you want to run away

with me?

What?

Do you want to run away

with me?

Yeah. Yeah.

You do?

Yeah.

Do you want to have babies

with me?

Yes. Yeah.

How many children?

Okay. That's a lot.

Or less.

Where -- um, where will they

go to school?

We could homeschool them.

You can teach them hebrew.

And I'll teach them

something else really important.

I could teach you hebrew.

That's really important.

Okay. Well,

teach me some hebrew.

You know "shalom"?

Everybody knows "shalom."

Okay. Um...

Um...You should

learn a prayer.

Do you want to

learn a prayer?

I think we look pretty good

together, don't we?

[ sighs ]

Sorry. Thank you.

It's okay.

Your dress

is very nice.

I'm sorry.

I should have said that.

You don't want to kiss me?

And then I should maybe...

Look over my books.

Why don't

you want to kiss me?

Okay. I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Okay. No, no.

Mm.

Mm.

Slow.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Thank you.

I'm gonna go to --

I'm gonna go to the other room.

I'm just gonna see this.

[ mid-tempo music plays ]

Rachel:
Shalom.

You must be mr. Maxim.

I'm rachel.

Nice to meet you.

Jackie.

Gorgeous. Do you guys

need anything?

Hey, jackie?

Ladies.

[ snaps fingers ]

Let's go.

Come on. Let's go.

Am I okay?

Yeah, you're fine.

Jackie.

Hey, jackie.

You okay? Hmm?

Yeah, he's fine,

and she's fine, too.

Jackie, come on.

It's okay.

Your friends

brought what I want?

Actually, we only deal

with pure m.D.M.A. You

know that, right?

These kids nowadays -- they want

heroin, speed, special k,

Whatever else

is cut into this sh*t.

Sounds like a rave.

You like to party,

huh, beautiful?

Jackie:
What about

those sniffing dogs?

They can't

smell that sh*t?

Hey, chill, please.

All right?

Let's be professional.

Don't embarrass yourself.

Okay.

So, how do

you transport it?

Sam, please explain to mr. Maxim

how we transport it.

We use hasidic kids --

young hasidic kids, couriers.

I've heard of this.

Ultra-orthodox jews --

What, do they think

they're smuggling diamonds?

Uh, actually,

medicine for rich people.

This is your young

business partner?

No, no, no, no, no.

He works for me.

Hey, this is my operation.

Actually, no, we are.

We are partners.

What the f***

are you talking about?

This is funny, ephraim,

and that's not funny.

[ clears throat ]

Get me a pack

of cigarettes, please.

All right.

Mr. Maxim, I think

we should talk numbers.

What do you think?

Get me a f***ing

pack of cigarettes!

No, no, no. Okay, sam.

Let's talk numbers.

Now!

[ chuckles ]

I'm sorry about that,

mr. Maxim.

You're very aggressive,

hmm?

Excuse me.

[ sighs ]

Hey.

Hey.

Are you okay?

Well, I'm not getting

his f***ing cigarettes.

Okay.

Do you want to

come back inside, or...

No, I don't.

I was thinking

we should go to lithuania.

What do you think?

Sam, I don't even know

where lithuania is.

My grandmother lives there,

all right?

And I never met her.

My dad -- she's like us.

Sam.

No, I think

we make a cute couple.

You're just a...

Child, sweetie.

And how old are you?

How old are you?

Rachel,

he's gonna drop you!

Yosef told me

jackie is gonna drop you.

F*** you!

Sorry.

You don't know

anything about us,

So why don't you

keep your mouth shut?!

Yes, I do. Yes, I do.

Yosef told me

jackie is paranoid,

And if you get smart,

if you get too smart,

He's gonna drop you.

Sorry.

You know what?

You're the one that's paranoid.

If you want to come back inside,

f***ing come back inside.

[ breathing heavily ]

[ slow piano music plays ]

[ woman vocalizing ]

Sir.

What?

Are you jewish?

What?

You are jewish, no?

Yeah, of course.

Did you put on

a tefillin today?

No, I didn't. I'm traveling.

I forgot.

Oh, that's --

that's why you look so down.

You know,

we must never forget.

We have to renew the spot,

you know?

Yeah.

Do a mitzvah.

Here.

Where are you from?

You're from --

you're from new york?

Yeah.

I have family in, uh,

brooklyn -- crown heights.

Really?

You've heard

of the rabbi king messiah?

Yeah, of course.

What are you, a chabad?

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