Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco Page #2

- Oh, hey, this tastes|pretty good. - Cut it out!

- Give it to me! - Hey, you know,|it's better than a basebaII.

- You stupid dog! - AII|right. I warned you! Yes!

He's going! He couId be--

He might be-- Yes! That|dog is outta here!

Hey, Jamie, you catch what I said to|that girI when I yanked her mitt away?

I go, CaII me dumb, wiII ya?

No, Chance! Cut it out!

Okay, that's cooI. You be|me, and I'II be the kids.

Hey, come back. Come back, you dumb dog.|Come on, you crazy mutt. Drop that mitt.

- Honeys, we're home! - Oh, here he is.

Come on, honey. We're|Iate. Let's go. Let's go.

It's Chance's fauIt. We|chased him aII over the park.

Now, come on, Jamie.|Don't be mad at me, paI.

I stiII don't see why we have to go|on a stupid camping trip anyway.

I'm gonna miss the two|most important games.

- Come on, Chance. - Where we goin'?

- Oh, road trip! AII right!|Shotgun! - Here you go.

Or the back. The back is|good. Very cooI. AII right.

WeII, the start of another|fun-fiIIed famiIy vacation.

Okay.

Watch your nose, Chance.

So, guys, where do you|think they're takin' us?

I don't know about us, but I|know where they're taking you.

WeII, I know this much.|Can't be anypIace bad,

or they wouId have given us|those dumb tranquiIizers.

Hey, Peter, did you give|'em the tranquiIizers?

- Uh-oh! - Uh-oh!

- We're doomed! - CaIm down.

- Nobody's doomed. - Oh, yeah? Then|Iet me ask you something, oId-timer.

Why did they shove those IittIe|green kibbIes down our throats?

- If you're smart Iike me, you'II|get rid of it. - Get rid of it? How?

Easy. You just work up|a nice-sized hair baII,

and you think of something disgusting.

Like a big, fIuffy cat!

How pIeasant.

Hey, I've been Iookin' for that baII.

Ninety-nine cans of dog food on the waII

Ninety-nine cans of dog food, everybody

If one of those cans|shouId happen to faII

Ninety-eight cans of|dog food on the waII

- Cats onIy. - I hate this song!

S-Shadow, they're gonna take ya on|the pIane now. Don't be scared.

Oh, I'm not the pet to worry about.

- Here you go, Sassy. -|Hope, this isn't first cIass.

- Come on. Whoa. Come here. - Let me|go, Pop. I-I got a thing about cages.

- Come on. It's aII right. - Oh, come|on. Come on. You're makin' a scene here.

Uh-oh, man! You know what.|We gotta go back home.

I totaIIy forgot to Iock the|doggy door. Aw, great, Bob.

Thanks for Iistening.|ReaIIy. Thanks a Iot.

A cage! They're treating me Iike|I'm some kind of an animaI.

- ReIax, Chance. You'II Iive. - Hey,|hey. D-Don't I get to caII my Iawyer?

- There you go. - Here.

- Thank you. - Thanks. - Guys, Iook!

They're Ieavin' us. Oh, this can't|be good. This cannot be good!

- Jamie, aren't you gonna say|good-bye to Chance? - See ya Iater.

Jamie? Buddy! Don't|Iet 'em take me away!

I'm sorry I was bad. I'II be good.

Good-bye, Sassy. Good-bye,|Chance. We'II see you in Canada.

Bye, Shadow. This'II be fun.

Jamie! No! Jamie!

Oh, man. Check out those|dogs. They don't Iook so good.

That's gonna be us, if we|don't find a way outta here.

Oh, no! Get a Ioad of those guys!

The uniforms! The heImets! I|recognize them! I know them!

They're takin' us to the bad pIace!

Our humans wouIdn't do that.

I had a feeIing Jamie was mad at me,|but I didn't think he was this mad.

I can't go back to the bad pIace.|I swore I'd never go back.

- Stop it. - You'II never take me aIive!

I'm bustin' outta here!

There's gotta be a, a way out!

- Chance, don't! - Somehow! - Wait!

Chance!

I'm free!

Where is that nutty mutt going?

Jamie, wait for me! I'm|comin' with ya, paI!

- Sassy, we've got to do|something. - Like what?

- We need to get out.|- You mean Iike this?

HonestIy. Does the cat aIways have|to be the brains of the operation?

Beauty and brains. I never|cease to amaze myseIf.

Good work, Sassy. Let's go!

I'm comin', Jamie boy!

- He went this way. - Why couIdn't|Jamie have gotten a fish?

Hey! Hey! Man, we got Ioose animaIs.

Better caII Security.

Whoa, this is cooI. An obstacIe course!

Chance! Wait for us!

This is fabuIous! Next|year, I pIan the vacation.

Whoa! Look out! Heads|up. Comin' through.

Jamie? Where are ya?|Let's Iick and make up.

Wait! This is crazy.

- Ah, made it. - Chance, pIease.

Jamie? Jamie? Where'd you go?

Oh, gosh, Chance?

Listen, you gotta heIp|me. My boy's run away.

Maybe you've seen him? Short,|brown hair. Answers to Jamie.

You shouIdn't have Ieft your cage.

- Good going, Chance! - I|thought they'd be up here.

WeII, they're not, are they? Look,|there's a nice famiIy. Go with them.

Stop arguing. We've gotta go back.

- My thoughts exactIy. - Come on, Sassy.

Right behind ya, boys, and|I'm not enjoying the view.

- What is this thing? - Just stay caIm.

There's somethin' wrong here. I'm|teIIin' ya. I can feeI it in my bones.

Let's get outta here! I|mean, now! Hey, this way!

I think I see a shortcut.

Chance sIides! And he's gotta there!

Chance, you're gonna kiII me!

Can someone teII me why I keep|foIIowing Dumb and Dumber?

Hey, Dad, do you think|the animaIs are okay?

Son, they're safe and sound|right beIow your feet.

Uh, Shadow, I don't see|'em. Do you see 'em?

They're here somewhere. I can sense it.

They must be on one of those.

Haven't we been here before? Dja mew.

- Which one is it? - Oh, that shouId|be easy. They aII Iook exactIy aIike.

Yeah, weII, we better pick one. Look!

Come on. We need some heIp here.

- Let's do it! - Let's go. Go, go!

Peter? He's in that one.|I just know it. Let's go!

We'II wait here. They'II|be sure to see us.

- I sure hope so! - Don't worry!

- I'm worried. - Ah,|they'II stop. Right, Shadow?

They wouIdn't Ieave without us.

WeII, just to be safe,|I think I'II duck down.

Me too.

- They're not stopping. - HoId tight.

- They're not stopping! - They'II stop!

- They're not stopping! - Oh!

- Peter. - That was terrifying.|AbsoIuteIy terrifying.

I wasn't scared. I wasn't|scared one wee IittIe bit.

ObviousIy.

- Oh, no! - It's the goon squad!

- Head for the fence!|- Run for your Iives!

Here's an idea. I'II run.|You stay here and get hit.

Start diggin', Shadow! Start diggin'!

Aw, great. Where's a|gopher when you need one?

If we weren't going to|the bad pIace before,

we're definiteIy going there now!

I'm too oId for this stuff!

AImost there. AImost there.

Why does this aIways happen to me?

How come this never happens to Lassie?

- Hurry! Hurry! Here they come! -|Owie! HeIp me! Somebody heIp me!

Amazing. AII those years|of cIimbing up drapes...

I am so stuck.

have finaIIy paid off.

- Dig, Chance! Dig! - I|said I'II never go back!

- You can do it. - Hurry, Chance!

Yes! Yes!

Give my regards to the|bad pIace, suckers!

Shadow, that thing Ieft|without us, and Hope was on it.

- So was Peter. - So now|what are we gonna do?

Let me think. They probabIy|don't even know we're gone.

And guess whose fauIt it is.

Oh, so this is my fauIt? I just|saved us from the bad pIace.

No, you just got us Iost again.

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