Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco Page #3

Like it or not, you two, we're gonna|have to find our way back home.

Home? You remember what happened before?

Huge mountains, stinky skunks,|porky-pines. Not me, Pops.

Fine, stay here. I'm going with Shadow.

- On we go. - Go? You're crazy.

They're gonna come back for us. They're,|they're gonna come back right here.

And I'm gonna be waiting! AII by myseIf?

Uh, guys? Guys, fine. I'II come with|ya, but onIy because you insist.

So we waIked and waIked.

And just for a IittIe change|of pace, we waIked some more.

Questions began racing through my mind.

Where were we? How were|we gonna get home?

Who decided a Chihuahua was a dog?

And, most importantIy,|when were we gonna eat?

Shadow, where are we? I|don't Iike this pIace.

Just stay cIose. We'II be fine.

Hey. Hey, hey. Do you smeII|what I smeII? Eureka! Garbage!

Oh, boy, a burger. Hey, does that mean--

CouId it mean? Oh, that's--|that's fries. Mmm, cockroach.

Why are you dragging that? I|didn't hear anybody shout fetch.

Say heIIo to your home|away from home, Sass.

That? It's fiIthy. My|Iitter box is cIeaner.

And I don't have anything to sIeep in.

- What? No cat's pajamas? -|Oh, you're a riot, Shadow.

Oh, boy, is this fabuIous.

Who wouId have thrown this out, huh?

AII right, Sassy. Time for bed.

Oh! I'II never be abIe to sIeep in here.

DeIicious. You guys missed a great meaI.

I don't eat garbage.|Never have, never wiII.

We're going to sIeep now. Good night.

In there? You're gonna miss out on|aII the great sights, sounds, smeIIs.

You'd be safer in here with us, pup.

Shh. This box smeIIs bad enough aIready.

Safe. Ha. You forget I'm a buIIdog.

I weIcome danger with open paws.

And a constantIy open mouth.

Give it a rest, you two.|We've got a Iong day tomorrow.

- What? - What's that?

Uh, guys? Guys? Look at-- They're big.

- Th-They're huge. They're, they're|comin' to get me! - Here we go!

Hey, move over. Move|over. I'm comin' in.

- Ouch! - It's aII right.|You guys are safe now.

Chance, you put the buII in buIIdog.|Admit it. You're just scared.

Hey, I think the expression is|'fraidy cat, not 'fraidy dog.

Uh, Pops, I don't want to knock your choice|of hoteIs, but I think we got a Ieak here.

And nothing smeIIs worse than wet dogs.

Oh, this is gonna be a Iong night.

No, no. I'm sorry.

- Your attention, pIease.|- Hi. May I heIp you?

We regret to inform you that--

There's been a probIem.

What happened, Dad? Is it Shadow?

They say the animaIs got Ioose|somewhere at the airport.

They're outside in this weather?

Not here. In San Francisco.

We-- We have to go back.|We have to find them.

There's no sense in ruining a|whoIe vacation for everybody.

- I'II fIy back in the morning.|- I wanna go home and find Sassy.

Look, you kids and your mom go|camping. You have a good time.

But, Dad, we won't have fun knowing|the animaIs are Iost in San Francisco.

We shouId aII go back.

Dad, pIease?

Okay. Come on. Let's go.

Just think, Sassy. Soon you'II|be home in Hope's arms.

I don't know how much Ionger|I can take this music.

Yo, I'm Rapmaster Chance|And I'm Iost in the city

With an optimistic dog|and a sarcastic kitty

- Don't bother me when I'm|tryin' to get home - Oh, no!

I was so sure this was the way home.

What? What is it? Can you see|the house from here? Whoa!

That doesn't Iook Iike our backyard.

I can't understand it. We must be|much further away than I thought.

I trusted you to find our home, and|did you find it? No! We're Iost!

CaIm down. Yesterday we crossed a|goIden bridge. That's the way home.

Okay, but can we pIease stop for|breakfast first? What do ya say?

The sooner we get moving,|the faster we reach home.

Okay, fine. But if we don't find|food, I got dibs on the cat.

I hope you didn't pay|money for that haircut.

The nerve.

Good morning, miss.

Hey, nice buzz, cuz. Get in|a fight with a Iawn mower?

Peasant.

Dog, ho!

Pretty puppy. Look at|our pretty IittIe girI.

And Iook at you, fat boy.|What do you want? Oh!

What's wrong with the pretty puppy?

Did you wake up on the|wrong side of the bed?

You are so fat you|expIode your own pants.

Come here, you IittIe mutt.

- Come here. - Oh, no.|Don't you touch me.

- You stay away from me. No.|Let-- Let go of my Ieash. - Jack.

- Jack. Jack! - How dare you!

-Save me from this bIubber|baII! -Hurry! Hurry!

- Oh, you put me down! -|What's the matter, princess?

- HeIp! - Huh? Are we having a bad day?

- Take that, you swine. - Hey!

Oh, I'm saved! Oh!

- Sir, is this your animaI? - Yes.

Why, you ought to be ashamed of yourseIf. Don't|you know that there are scoundreIs out here,

just waiting to steaI a|beautifuI dog Iike this?

Oh, don't kiss me, you fat Grey Poupon.

CouId I have my dog back, pIease?

Au revoir, you miserabIe pig. I Ieave you|a speciaI gift on your extra-Iarge T-shirt.

- Geez! - FIoor it!

Shut up back there!

Man, do I hate dogs!

That mutt peed on me!

I had never seen anything|Iike this pIace before.

It was huge.

I had no idea what to expect, but|something toId me it was gonna be fun.

Shadow kept insisting he|knew where we were going.

But I don't know. It seemed to me Iike|we were just waIking around in circIes,

which, to be honest, was okay with me.

Heck, I was in no hurry.|Why shouId I rush home?

So Jamie couId ignore me? Nah, I|was enjoying the here and the now.

Every now and then you gotta just|stop and sniff the hydrants.

What's this? The oId nose radar is pickin'|up some pretty strong signaIs here.

Mmm, I'm gettin' warm.|Gettin' warmer, warmer.

Whoo! It's a buffet.

I see seafood.

Hey, Shadow, you're a retriever.|Fetch me a Iemon wedge, wouId ya?

Ah, my favorite. Sushi.

Hmm? I think I'II check|out the dessert tray.

Ah, fine. Didn't Iook|fresh to me anyway, crabby.

Oh, canines. The feIine's stiII hungry.

We're aII stiII hungry, Sassy.

Better get used to it, babe. This is|the city. OnIy the strong survive.

- WeII, then, you're a goner.|- WiII you two quit bickering?

Okay, fine. I'II just starve.|Or not. Where there's a cat,

- Hi, Tiger. - there's cat food.

- Stand back, boys, and watch|a pro. - This I gotta see.

- Oh. - First you bound up, acting|Iike you reaIIy wanna see him.

- Then make your|cautious approach. - Hi.

- Yes, isn't my fur Iong|and siIky? - Nice kitty.

- You're a nice kitty. See, it's another|kitty, Iike you. - Cut the mush. Get the grub!

I don't beIieve it. The kid's actuaIIy|buyin' it. Heck, I can do this.

Chance!

- Hey, kid! I'm a pretty|kitty too. See? - Mom!

- Don't go! - Mom!

- Isn't my fur Iong and siIky? - Mom!

- Bad dog! Go away! - Beat it, moron.

Go away.

Lady, wait!

- I can't beIieve I said that. - Chance.

Whoa. She must reaIIy hate cats.

OnIy the cats that Iook Iike you.

- Way to go, pup. - They|were about to feed me.

Now, just face it. They|didn't buy your act.

He was charmed by me. He was heading|for the can opener, and you bIew it.

Oh, Shadow! AttiIa the Hungry|here has ruined everything.

We'II find food as we go.|We've gotta keep moving.

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