Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco Page #4

Yeah, keep movin'. That's what I|was tryin' to teII her, Shadow.

I mean, she-- She's such a time waster.

Me? I'm a time waster? Huh! Who|took haIf a year to paper train?

Oh, that's so funny I forgot to bark.

We have to find that bridge. It|must be around here somewhere.

I don't see why we can't just|stop and ask for directions.

Oh, wiII you Iisten to her?|Listen, Sassy, we're guys, okay?

We don't ask for directions.|We don't need 'em.

We know where we're goin'|every step of the way.

Hey, punk! Watch it.

No offense, dude, but you need a bath.

Hey, boss, what's aII the ruckus?

Yo, Pete, these runts just|trespassed on our turf.

Excuse us. We're not from around here.

That so? They're not from around here.

Where are you from? PIanet Stupid?

Look, they brought their|pretty IittIe kitty too.

-Lunchtime! -Hey, nobody|messes with the cat but me.

- Sassy, run! - Yikes!

- She's mine! - Back off!

- Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my.|- Don't Iay a paw on her.

Who's gonna stop me, oId-timer?

Whoa. Hey. Did you know there's a Iong|furry thing growin' outta your butt?

- Huh? - It's your taiI, genius.

- I'm warning you! -|Thanks for the warnin'.

Get him, Shadow!

Stop it. Let go. Hey, that hurts, man.

You got that right, Einstein.

Guys, they've got reinforcements.|It's an ambush. We're dog food!

- Watch this. Decoy duty. -|Yo, boss. It's RiIey's gang.

Hey, fIea bags! Come and get me!|If you think you're dog enough.

Yo, Ashcan! Why don't|you chiII, home-fry?

-CooI it, Pete. -Hey, hot|stuff, why don't you butt out?

- Are you Iookin' to get|fixed? - Good one, DeIiIah.

I toId you. Stay off my turf, chump!

- Sassy, can you get away? -|Not with oId-- face in my way.

- You stiII there, kitty? - Oh-- Duh!

Don't worry, Iady. I'II|save you. Hey, Pete!

- What is that pup doing?|- Bonehead, come get me.

- Whoa! Bombs away! - Ah. I see. The|oId geranium to the cranium. Whoopsie.

- Ow! - Yee-haw! That was great.

Pete, Iet's spIit.

That was some nice fighting, stranger.

This ain't over yet,|GoIdie. Watch your back.

Yeah. Your back.

I hope you're not makin'|threats, trash can.

UnIess you want to wake up at the vet's.

With a thermometer under your taiI.

Now, beat it.

Yo, what's up with you?

Don't you know this pIace|ain't safe for no pets?

Yes. UnfortunateIy, we're Iost.

Do you think we came here|on purpose? Guess again.

Ooh! Excuse me. My name's RiIey,|but you can caII me RiIey.

That's Sassy. I'm Shadow.

Wait a minute now. Wasn't|there another one of you pets?

Oh, boy! This decoy|business is tough work.

They gotta be right behind|me. Paws, don't faiI me now.

Oh, no. Chance.

Hey, I saw your f-f-f-friend, um--

Doggone it, Stokey. Quit scratchin'|when you're tryin' to taIk.

Sorry, SIedge. F-F-F-F-FIeas!

Dang. WhiIe we're young, dog.

He went up the, uh,|south si-- south si--

ChiII! He went up the south side aIIey.

Ah, preciseIy.

Yo, DeIiIah, come here. Look,|she knows the south side.

If anybody can find|your friend, she wiII.

Hope you can catch him. He's fast.

WeII, so am I. Back in a fIash.

Hey! Where'd DeIiIah go?

Get a grip, Bando. She just|went to find their friend.

- But she's my girIfriend. -|Yeah, right. Not in this Iifetime.

Oh, that's rough. Ooh.

Yes, I did it. I outfoxed them.

I mean, I out-dogged them. I faced|danger, and I sniffed its butt.

What a rush. What excitement. What?

What am I standin' around here for?

Whoa! Learn to drive, bozo!

Oh, exceIIent. No doggy door.

Come on, Chance. Move.

Okay. Time to break out the fancy moves.

This is crazy. What did that|dog eat for breakfast? Jet fueI?

Oh, this kid is fast, but|not fast enough. Cute butt.

Front Ieg cramp. Back Ieg cramp.

Oh, man. Now I need a decoy.

Right where I want ya.

Prepare to meet the Chancenator!

Okay, paI. Now you're toast.

My paws are IethaI weapons, and I'm totaIIy|rabid. You picked the wrong pooch to mess with.

Hey, hey, hey! Ow, ow, ow!|Not the neck! Not the neck!

Hey, hey! Back off! Back off! You win!

- LethaI weapons, huh? - You're a girI?

Yep. And now, tough|guy, you're aII mine.

Oh, no. She's comin' in for the|kiII. Come on, Iady. I got a famiIy.

Oh, boy. I don't see 'em.

And this neighborhood|makes me reaI nervous.

Yeah, I think we'II head home.|Too many humans around here.

But, RiIey, we haven't found their friend yet.|We can't just Ieave him out there, right?

I won't Ieave Chance out there.

Oh, yeah? WeII, I can't have my whoIe|gang out here Iookin' for one dog.

But what about my DeIiIah?|She's out there too.

Do you think DeIiIah's found him?

What if she didn't find him? Or|worse, what if she did? Oh, no!

- Hi. - Don't you " Hi" me.

First you chase me, then you try to kiII|me, and then you kiss me. What's the game?

Game? I don't have a game.|Look, I was onIy chasing you...

because your friends back in|the aIIey asked me to, okay?

My friends, huh? So, teII me,|what are my friends' names?

- Shadow and Sassy. - Hmph. Lucky guess.

Okay, show me the secret paw shake.

Secret paw shake? T-They didn't|show me any secret paw shake.

Aha, they didn't, huh? Good,|'cause there ain't one.

- Now, expIain that kiss.|- Kiss? That was no kiss.

- FriendIy Iick maybe. - FriendIy?|Boy, is that an understatement.

Okay, Iet's try this again.|I'm DeIiIah, Chance.

DeIiIah Chance? Wow, your Iast|name is the same as my first name.

Oh, boy. Good thing you're cute.

Uh-oh, guys. Check it out.|It's the bIood-red van!

Hide!

Oh, man! I knew we shouIdn't|have been out here.

Yo, Shadow, Sassy. Under here.

BIend in. Think camoufIage.

Oh, man, I hate this.

Hidin' under some car|Iike a-- Iike a cat.

- I heard that. - Oh, boy.|That was reaIIy c-c-c-cIose.

Why are we hiding? What do they want?

They want you, pet. Those humans|wiII snatch any dog off the street.

And once they take ya,|ya never come back.

Word is, they seII ya to a pIace|caIIed the Iab. And that sounds bad.

- What's so bad about a Iab|that takes dogs away? - Hey!

- Don't push it, Sassy.|- AII cIear, y'aII.

C-C-CooI!

RiIey, you know a Iot about this city.

We need to cross a goIden bridge.|Do you know where that is?

Yeah, I know where it is,|but I ain't goin' there.

See, a bridge means cars, and cars mean|the man, and we don't Iike the man.

Hear that, Sassy? Guess we'II have|to find that bridge on our own.

Why? To get back to your humans?|Face it. They don't want you.

You're wrong. They do want us.

Come on, Shadow. Let's get out of here.

- RiIey, thanks for everything. -|Yeah, right. Thanks for nothing.

Risking your Iife for humans?|That's beyond stupidity.

- So Iong, pets. - So Iong.

That RiIey was no heIp.

He just doesn't understand how|much we care about Hope and Peter.

I even miss the one who steps on me.

Oh, Sassy, you reaIIy are homesick.

So now where exactIy are you from?

Uh, you know, just over the bridge.

Oh, that's funny. I-I thought|your two paIs said you were Iost.

Listen, maybe those two are Iost,|but I aIways know where I'm going--

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