Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco Page #7

Quick, hide!

Hurry! Upstairs!

Uh-oh.

Mmm! Wow, that was|worth fighting for. Mmm.

Chance? Guys, is Chance up here? Oh, no!

Shadow, those men are gonna get Chance.

Wait a minute. Do I|smeII a cheeseburger?

AII right, come out with your buns up.

- AII right, Jack, here|it is. - Oh, no, RaIph.

- This is your moment|in the spotIight. - Me?

- Yes, you. - I don't know.

Just Iook at him, RaIph. A big, juicy|cherry just waiting to be pIucked.

- Turn around. Turn around! - I'm so|sorry. I thought he was right behind me.

- Chance, run. - He's a goner.

Where is it? Hey!

- Hey, buddy. - Who are you guys?

Wanna go on a ride? Wanna go|on a ride with us, doggy?

We got a Iot of nice|other dogs in there.

- Ah, big boy has the burger.|- And they caIIed me stupid.

- Jack, this ain't workin'.|- Shh! Stay. Stay.

- What a handsome young|man we are. - Who?

- Yes, I'm taIkin' to you. - Me?

Is our young man hungry today?

Can we interest him in|a IittIe snackie-poo?

Oh, a cheeseburger!

Oh, Iemme at it! Lemme at it!

Hey, hey, hey, hey! What are you doin'?

- Let's go! - Hurry!

Throw him in the back with the rest|of 'em and Iet's get outta here.

Hey, you know, this isn't|funny anymore. Shadow!

- Shadow! - HoId on,|Chance. We're comin' for ya.

Lemme at 'em. Lemme at 'em!

- Move, move, move! -|Got a Iive one here.

- Come on. Here we go. - Get|him. Get him. - Look, you guys.

Wh-Whoever you are, I think|you got the wrong dog.

I-I'm somebody's pet! I got a|home! Where are you taking me?

- Stay in there, you|guys. - Not the bad pIace!

Chance, pIease hang on.

Wait a minute. Stop!|Don't put me in there!

- I don't wanna go in there! - There|we go. Come on. Up. There we go.

Get in there, you.

Ow! Ow! HeIp! Somebody, heIp!

I don't wanna go! HeIp! Lemme out! HeIp!

- I don't think we're gonna|make it! - We wiII. We have to.

Shadow! DeIiIah! HeIp!

They've got him! Oh, Shadow,|I shouId've Iistened to you.

- Shadow! - Come on, posse.|We'II cut 'em off at the pass.

Okay, everybody, Iisten up. We can stop 'em,|but we got to figure a way to get Chance out.

Uh, excuse me, but the cat has a pIan.

You know where you're goin', don't ya?

You're goin' to the Iab, my friend.

They're gonna wire you up Iike|a freakin' Christmas tree.

What's goin' on?

You'd aImost think they're tryin'|t-- tryin' to stop us here.

- Heh! I'd Iike to see 'em|try. - Okay, get ready, Sassy.

Shadow, I was born ready.

Run 'em over.

Jack.

Jack, that's about another hundred|doIIars worth of dog out there.

Don't you understand what's|happening here, RaIph?

- They're turnin' against us. - What?

We gotta show 'em who's boss.

We gotta run 'em down|Iike the dogs they are.

Jack, I ca-- I can't do that.

Show 'em, RaIph! Show 'em who's boss!

Jack, get ahoId of yourseIf!

HoId your ground! Don't move!

Scaring me!

Jack! Jack!

- They're nuts! - Everybody, stay!

- Uh-oh. - Steady.

- Run 'em over. FIatten|'em, RaIph! - Jack! Jack!

Jack! Jack!

- Scatter! - Chance!

PuII yourseI-- Oh!

- DeIiIah, move! - Get off! Stop it!

- My paw. - DeIiIah?

You hurt DeIiIah?

AII right, now it's personaI!

- Okay, Sassy, now. -|It's Kung Fu Kitty. Meow!

Bad human! Bad human!

I'II rip you Iimb from|Iimb, you fussin', rustIin',

- Ow, ow, ow, ow! - bad-tastin',|dognappin' scaIIawag!

- Let's go! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Now! - Let's get 'em! -|Yo, I got dibs on chubby!

- I don't want this job anymore,|Jack. - Stay. Stay, doggies.

- Nice, nice doggies. - Hey, buddy.

Whoo-hoo! Chance!

Sassy! I've never been|happier to see you.

- PIease? - Show them your teeth.

- They hate that. - How's this?

Nice doggy. Nice doggy.

- Go! - I got this one,|RiIey! - This one's mine.

Yeah, you better run,|'cause I'm on your heeIs.

- Hey! - I got you, chump!|You goin' down! Uh!

- Where you goin'?|Check this out. - Hey!

That's what I caII a mouthfuI!

- Nobody takes dogs from Mr.|RiIey's neighborhood. - Get off!

- Hey, get off! Get off! Hey! - Not so|tough now, are you, Mr. BIood-Red Van!

Before I set you free, say it.

Not in front of the|guys. Okay, cats ruIe.

- I can't hear you. -|AII right. Cats ruIe!

- Back off, you-- Back off!|- Hey, SIedge, havin' fun?

Oh, you know it! We shouId've|done this a Iong time ago! Unh!

Bingo. Going down.|PIease watch your step,

and thank you for choosing|the bIood-red van.

We are outta here! Okay!

Hey, you guys know I was kidding.|I don't reaIIy think cats ruIe.

- Bad dog! Bad dog! Bad dog!|- Hey, guys, have a bite.

- Let's get outta here! - Get off!

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! We're|taIkin' payback time, baby.

Run, RaIph! Run!

No!

-Ow! Down, boy! Down! Down,|boy! -Hey, get down! Aah!

Time to get rid of this thing for good!

Yee-haw!

- That was sIick, hound!|- Yeah, Bando, way to go!

BeautifuI! BeautifuI, Bando.

- There it goes. -|See ya, bIood-red van.

Hey, gang, we did ourseIves proud today.

- Go on, get outta here!|- Hasta Ia vista, baby.

- DeIiIah, how's your paw?|- Oh, it's fine, Bando.

- Thanks. - What? What|happened to your paw?

You hush up. You nearIy got us|kiIIed. Why don't you beat it?

- Beat it? - Oh, Chance, he's right.|You don't beIong here in the city.

- DeIiIah, what are you saying?|- It was fun whiIe it Iasted.

- Mm-hmm. - But Iet's|face it. Y-You're a pet.

What? You're not serious.

She is serious, about me. So get Iost.

I don't beIieve this.

Good-bye, DeIiIah.

Chance, wait!

Just Ieave me aIone, oId-timer.

I don't need you, or Sassy, or her.

I don't need anybody. I'm outta here.

You had to Iet him go. It|was the best thing to do.

Yeah? Then why do I feeI so bad?

I'd aIways heard Iove hurts.

I never knew it couId hurt this much.

It was Iike getting a bath, missing|dinner and going to the vet...

aII roIIed into one.

I teII you, I was one sad puppy.

Sorry, Shadow. I had the whoIe|gang out Iookin' for him.

The dog is just not around. But if you want|to go to the bridge, we have to Ieave now.

But I just can't Ieave him here.

But, Shadow, we can't just|keep staying here either.

- Think about Hope. Think about|Peter. - WeII, I do miss Peter.

- Is that a yes? - BeIieve me, that's|as cIose to a yes as you'II ever get.

Okay, then, Iet's shake some booty!

As James Brown wouId say, we're|headin' to the bridge, hey!

Good-bye, DeIiIah. I'm sorry.

- Come on, you two, keep it moving.|- Pick it up a IittIe, Sassy.

Oh, do you think he even|knows where the bridge is?

He knows. He said we'd|be there by sunup.

If you can't find the bridge from here,|weII, you're in more troubIe than I thought.

I guess we can find it, RiIey.

So, this is it.

No, reaIIy? You mean, you're not|gonna visit the city every weekend?

Oh, I've had enough|city Iife, thank you.

WeII, if you're ever in the|neighborhood, drop by, but do caII first.

- Good-bye, RiIey. - So Iong, Sassy.

- You know, she's kinda fine for|a feIine. - Uh-huh! You know it!

Bye, RiIey. Wait up, Sassy!

Yo! House pet.

I'II keep in mind what|you said, about humans.

RiIey, you're aII right.

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