Homewrecker Page #2
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- 2005
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know anything.
Okay?
Oh, my God! I'm totally
freaking the f*** out here!
You have to help me.
No. I'd love to help you
but I gotta get back to work.
No, no, listen, I'm freaking
the f*** out right now.
I cant help... you cant smoke that here,
this isn't my van. Okay?
Okay?
I've gotta think of a plan.
can I drop you
somewhere? Huh?
can I drop you home?
Okay, I can do that for you. Okay?
Alright? You gonna smile?
Calm the f*** down?
Good. Put your seatbelt on, please.
Yes, sir.
Who the f*** turns their
phone off for three hours
in the middle of a Workday?
My God
I mean, do you turn
your phone off?
No.
No, that's right.
I have to be on call
Oh, Lord. I guess
that's kind of different.
What about your sheets? When
do you change your sheets?
What?
Like when do you
change your sheets?
Like how often?
I don't know.
He changes his,like, All the time
Every dry.
I change mine,
every other Tuesday.
Why... why would you change
your sheets every other Tuesday?
I don't know, I
guess I'm on a schedule.
Why are you on a schedule?
It's discipline.
You like that?
Yeah, it's all right.
It's, like, rigor.
It's What?
It's, like, rigor. It's,
like, rigorous behaviour.
It's... it's just sometimes
What you gotta do, you know?
Mmm. Doesnt it
get a little boring?
Well, you have clean sheets.
On Tuesdays.
Yeah.
Whoa, cool.
Don't play with that.
Do all locksmiths have this?
I don't know.
This is such a brain charge.
Have you ever tried this?
No.
Oh, you wanna try it?
Just...
Alright... What's
the building number?
Building number?
I... I don't know. Just
stop here on the right.
Okay
where should I drop you?
It's a little further
A bit more
are you okay?
Perfect
Thanks
That's his gallery
Whose?
His.
that's him.
What... what
are we doing?
Why are they standing
so close together?
She's new here
You think she's the one?
I... I don't know.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Do you think
she's attractive?
No.
No, it's okay,
it's okay if you do
Just tell me if you do.
I don't.
Do you think they're f***ing?
No.
Oh. I do.
She's got that little
fine-featured thing going on
that guys like so much.
Ooh.
Delicate bones.
I'll bet you
she has perfect hands
I hate my hands They're
like a stranger's hands
My... my... my
hands are crooked.
Let me see.
Ahh.
Hey, you got
the wrong hands
That's him
Get down
I can't...
God! Is she going with him?
Is she?
No.
He's alone?
Yes.
where's he going?
He went around the corner.
Just take...take your bag!
Jesus, What the
f*** am I doing?
Sh*t.
He went into his
favourite f***ing bistro.
Will you go in and talk to him?
What?
Just...
Why... why
would I do that?
Ask him if
he's seeing someone.
I can't do that
No, you totally can.
You don't know him.
Exactly.
tell him that you're
seeing two women
and ask him if he's ever
been in that predicament.
No one talks like that.
Come on
Come on!
I'm going crazy,
look at me, I'm...
Why don't you go in there
and ask him for yourself?
Please, I would
do it my own self
but I cant do it
because he won't tell me
or else he'll think
that I'm totally paranoid...
that's what
you sound like.
of crazy of difficult
You have to
understand that this
is the only thing
that I actually have
in my whole entire life.
He's the only thing I have.
I don't even have any
one single other thing.
He's actually the best
thing in my life. Please.
Have you ever been
in love of...? At All?
He's gonna think
some thing's weird.
Just ask him for some advice,
he loves to tell
people what to do.
I'm sorry, I cant
do that, Okay?
I'd... I'd love to help
you but I cant. Alright?
I gotta get
back to work!
I know.
I know you do.
And I know that you really
would love to help me
and I can tell you that you really
actually could help me so much
If you just... if you just...
if you just give me
something, just for fa...
God, Okay!
Okay! Okay!
Sh*t.
What's up?
I... I cant do it.
What?
I cant do it. I don't
like places like that.
Why?
Writ.
Listen. You look awesome.
You look totally perfect
It's no problem,
just be yourself
that's all. Just be
yourself. It'll be fine.
It's good.
Be yourself.
You can do it
thank you.
- and just take on the mid
- career artist like myself.
can I help you?
And just tell everybody
else to f*** off.
Coffee.
Yeah, I would like for her to be...
I've never had a problem with Lofi
She's, it's a bit
unpleasant, you know?
And I'm not like one of these guys
who's, like, squeamish about it
But this is the first instance
where it's a little bit unpleasant.
You know, and you cant, like, say,
"Hey, let's go take a
sexy bath together"
every time before
you're gonna get in bed
Have you tried?
Yeah, like, once,but, I mean,
she's gonna catch on to it every time
Yeah, no, my assistant's gonna go
and do something about it
Maybe I'I go back to them and I'Il update
can I get this one?
Sure.
Beet salad.
thanks, Todd.
that salad looks good.
It is.
I recommend it.
can I... can I ask
you a question?
Me?
I was wondering, cause
I got a... I got a date
with this girl after work
and I was wondering if maybe
I got another shirt in the car.
Yeah, you look... you look...
you look fine.
thanks.
Yeah, you look like somebody
Can I take your order, sir?
Ummm...
What is that?
This is a beet salad.
Mm, a beet salad,
please. It looks good.
Yeah.
It's good, right?
It's great.
Okay? I love it.
I love beets.
Do you believe in love at all?
I... I don't know
What you're talking about.
Love. Like,loving people.
Not just like your parents.
I understand questions,
and this and that...
Let me stop you right here, Okay?
I'm not really in the
mood to have a conversation
with a perfect stranger, Okay?
I'm trying to do some work,
eat, I'm out the door. Alright?
Just kinda lost
the touch, you know?
I don't quite remember how things work.
I just got out
of jail, you know?
Well, I'm sure you're
gonna be fine, Okay?
You look very nice.
My shirt is just like
that with the cuffs.
It's not supposed to wrinkle,
but that's bullshit on
a hot dry like today.
Yeah. They don't tell you that.
Yeah.
So, do you have a girlfriend?
Yes, I have a girlfriend.
You love her?
Okay. Barbara Walters,
I'm gonna ask you something now, Okay?
What?
What were you inside for?
"Inside for," huh?
I sold, two bags of coke.
Were they big bags?
No, they were little 40s.
Sh*t.
So, What,
What do you do?
I own an art gallery
You know what? Let me give you
my card.
Name's Charles,
number's over there.
Alright.
Yeah.
thanks. I got one.
I'm Mike.
Mike. Pleased to meet you.
Very nice to meet you.
So What do you love
about your girlfriend?
Well, she's nice.
Yeah?
And I really think I gotta
get back to this email.
Oh.
Okay?
Yeah.
Sorry.
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