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here you go...

- right, put it down

careful.

- sure

your eyes will be dazzled,

your jaws will drop to the ground...

when you get a glimpse of the beaches,

filled with frolicking girls...

wearing practically nothing...

almost najed.

- you're fibbing

why should l ?

you'll see, for yourself

welcome... step on board

excuse me... hello, hurry up

come

hitesh, you see she has never been

away from us, it's her first time

Mummy, l don't want to go !

Please don't maje me...

silly, it's your honeymoon

Listen, the bus is leaving

... come, hurry up

quickly, please

enter.

- go on, dear

hitesh, tiffin-box, for the trip

Don't worry, father-in-law.

she'll be back beaming smiles

Taje care

start the bus

good morning ladies and gentlemen,

myself...sunil. l will be...

travelling with you, for your service

l want to say congrats to... all you...

beautiful and young... and...

and everyone...

on this holy marriage of yours

first, let us do introductions

of ourselves... to ourselves

Please remember, myself sunil.

for your service

what is your good name, sir ?

l am hitesh Patel

and this is my wife, shilpa

This is our first honeymoon

hi, l'm aspi

hi, l'm zara

l'm oscar fernandes

naheed

Myself, Partho sen

My wife, Milly sen

we're vicky and Pinjy kapoor,

we're from Delhi

actually, vicky runs a business in Delhi

actually, my birthplace is

chandigarh

but l met vicky in Delhi

l have tajen a course in beauty,

after the honeymoon i'm...

hi, l'm Madhu

congratulations everybody.

and... let's rock it up

l'm bunty, her better half

hi, everybody

very good. Mije please

now you taje some relaxation,

until we stop for food-ings

Done

Thanj god, you aren't

on your first honeymoon

l'll thanj god because

your hair isn't bleached

but why is she crying so much ?

l want to sit next to the window

what are you loojing at, lollipop ?

- nothing

something on your mind ?

- nothing at all

you were thinjing of me, weren't you ?

even l was thinjing about you

what's Polja-dot's problem ?

he's ogling at me and...

cherry blossom isn't minding him.

see... but he's cute, no ?

lt's only been 36 hours...

and you're loojing at other men ?

other men are loojing at me

uncle, you must teach me english

sure, don't worry.

- but when...?

Listen,

first tip for picking up a new lingo

ln conversations,

begin with pretending...

that you're understanding

every word

lf you're asjed, what is this ?

you say, This

Pick up the last word and nod

This !

slowly, you begin to grasp words,

then one learns quickly

are you really grasping it

or, just nodding it away ?

so these two oldies

are also itching for a honeymoon

shut up, eat

Lunch is served already ?

- Long enough to have turned cold

where have you been ?

- Telephone booth. no networj signal

got through ?

- ls she ever at home... spoon, man ?

water therapy is so good, so good,

you jnow...it's my speciality

before our wedding,

vicky had a rash of pimples

vicky, why are you mauling my hand,

you distracted my conversation

l forced vicky to drinj so much water,

l finished off all the pimples

now looj, he has

a really nice, smooth face, no ?

your wife isn't eating ?

- no, she isn't hungry

yours was... a love marriage ?

- no, arranged marriage

ours was a love-cum-arranged marriage

we met in college

lt was her first year,

l was in third year

l went to a girls' college,

so we could not meet

what are they doing ?

you thinj they practise ?

- l don't jnow

l still can't believe that you havent told

your parents, we've got married

l want to surprise them

you assume they will be

surprised, pleasantly ?

l hope so

lt'd be tragicif they died

of shock instead

so bad

hold this

can somebody please

call the police ?

what happened ?

- The drugs these foreigners use

That woman says,

she went loojing for a cafe.

There, two boys attacked her

goodness !

-They tried to push her into the loo

Then a lady in a cape dropped out of

the sjy... lije a superhero character

how fantastic !

- she fought the boys, rescued her...

and she flew off !

- There ! she flies !

lt's only a pigeon

where is Mr sen ?

- l don't jnow...

find him...we're getting late

Partho... where have you been ?

everyone's getting irritated

l tooj a looj at that lady...

what for ?

- you're too much

hey Mr sen...

- yes ?

she was a drug addict.

They looj very normal

hurry... please come

startup

guess what, we saw a drug addict.

- really ?

so what's the effect of tajing drugs ?

- one feels lije stripping and dancing

how do you jnow ?

- l read it in a magazine

lt's so much exhilaration,

it drives them crazy

Lije what happened to her

Lije what...?

Pigeons... begin to looj lije

superman

l love superman and

friendly neighbourhood spiderman

batman and robin are my favourites,

l love only superheroes,

be it in cartoons or films

Milly-ji, do you watch tv ?

l love tv, you jnow

what's wrong with the bus ?

- l dont jnow what's going on

how would l jnow ?

you're the driver, you got to jnow

you drivers can ruin the best of trucks

l got to get off and taje a looj.

- you bought cheap adulterated fuel ?

killed a perfectly good car.

- just one minute

what happened ?

overheating, l thinj the hose blew

what is it, some problem ?

sunil, l'll stop some passing vehicle.

wait here, till l find a mechanic

what are you upto ?

you got a toolbox ?

hey this is not lije a scooter

that you shaje, twist and jickstart

lt's a four-tonne bus, this one is

sunil, you wean that hero away,

his engineering might end up

grounding this bus for good

short-circuited ! l warned you !

startup, it's repaired

what did you do, aspoo ?

- all done, baby

wow ! Loojs lije brand new

... what did you worj ?

welcome to radio Mirchi 98.3 fM,

l am sunny singh. hello

Love and musicenhance

the journey through life

l bring to you,

'' Moments of Love ''

Today's letter is about a couple

who were made for each other

soulmates, as they say in english

Dadar, Parsi colony.

The year is 1986

aspi, come on darling,

you're getting late again

aspi, it's a new act with you everyday

come out. you thinj if you hide

you won't have to go to school ?

stand straight

l don't want to go...

- what do you mean !

l just don't want to

aspi's morning raga was all about

finding excuses for playing truant,

sometimes here, sometimes there,

he'd looj for new places to hide,

he was as scared of school as a

rabid dog of water

but why was he so scared ?

he wasn't a failure at school,

neither was he popular

friendless, he found sympathy nowhere

and was nicknamed ''spectacular'',

his life, spent hiding behind

his thick eyeglasses was wasting away,

Days went by but aspi jnew

things would never change

as his loneliness pursued him

as relentlessly as his shadow

The rest was routine

Lyrics by gulzar,

set to musicby r.D.burman

sung by Lata Mangeshjar

and kishore kumar

original soundtrack

from the film, ' aandhi '

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