Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd. Page #2

Synopsis: Honeymoon Travels is an off-beat drama weaving together the stories of 6 couples on their honeymoons on the same tourist bus. There are old-timers Nahid & Oscar on their second marriages, reflective and forgiving of live. Then there's the Gujrati couple Hitesh and Shilpa who can't get anywhere near each other without scrabbling, the super-compatible Parsi couple Aspi and Zara, and the oddball NRI husband Bunty with his desi, fun-loving wife Madhu. An uptight and insecure Bengali man, Partho, is very much in love with his beautiful, free-spirited wife Milly. And rounding off the sextet are the Kapoors, the Punjabi couple comprising of talkative Pinky and contemplative Vicky. The film starts off with the start of the bus journey, and a couple of red herrings, like Shilpa crying her eyes out at going on the honeymoon. Then there's an opinionated bus driver, and a mysterious motor-bike rider following the bus. And while everything looks lovey-dovey in the beginning, with familiarity and ti
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Reema Kagti
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.1
NOT RATED
Year:
2007
118 min
71 Views


what's your name ?

zara. what's yours ?

aspi

lt was the day when halley's comet

streajed through earth's sjies

what happened next,

may have been the comet's effect

Their eyesight improved drastically.

The spectacles were not required anymore

and when their eyes met,

the gaze held...

in a realisation...

this was something special

after that everything changed

since that day, aspi and zara

have been together, till this day

aspoo

yeah baby ?

l love this room

The sea is so vast and

l'm having a huge amount of fun.

vicky is treating me lije a princess.

how have you been faring ?

Let's exchange notes when we return.

with lots of love, Pinjy

writing something ?

apostcard to shalini, to tell her

how much we're enjoying ourselves

but we've only arrived...

haven't even done anything yet...

- she doesn't jnow that

but unless l post it by tomorrow,

we'll be back in Delhi before the mail

you jnow vicky, before our wedding,

l had a dream

vicky, you're running towards me

lije this...

l too,

am running towards you

Then we come upon each other...

and you dissolve into me

and l dissolve into you

Then we're in bliss,

so much of it, l cannot explain

lt feels so nice, when your

dreams come true, dear

happy honeymoon

you ojay, naheed ?

yes

you're fine...?

- yes, absolutely

Tears well up in my eyes

for no reason,

Tears well up in my eyes

for no reason,

it's nothing at all, go on you

how...

that's beautiful...

Mujar'rar

not Mujar'rar... gahlib

Mujar'rar means encore,

once again, please. once more

and it isn't gahlib, he was ghalib

gahlib

ghalib

gahlib

ghalib

ghalib

Dash it man, naheed.

what bloody difference it majes ?

Taje your shoes

shilpa, l'm not jojing.

l want to use the bathroom

shilpa

will you sit holed inside

for all four days ?

shilpa

where are the toilets ?

- lnside your room

where, in the foyer ?

quick ! l'll do it right here

bloody b*tch

here you go.

-Thanj you

Listen... l don't want to rush anything

l want you to taje your time...

and l'm happy to taje things as slow as you lije

or... ?

as fast as l lije ?

what ?

My uncle told me that

lndian girls are shy and coy

really ?

what ?

My back...

Must've been the bus ride

what's your problem ? first you

hurt your arm, now it's your back ?

come on get up,

l'll give you a massage

Taje off your t-shirt

you lucky man

god bless you

That feels so good

you are a talented woman

so, how many women

have you slept with ?

bunty...?

bunty...?

Thanjs !

stop tickling me ! stop it Milly

now try me

Lizard

not fair, you're cheating.

- everything is fair in love and war

Tickling won't worj anymore

now try me

Today's story is about the

eternal battle of the sexes

now, Partho and Milly are embroiled

in this age-old battle

The beginning of their romance

was enchanting

They loved each other dearly,

then marriage was proposed...

and everything changed.

you are listening to radio Mirchi 98.3 fM

son...

so she decides

when you'll get to marry ?

once married, they all change.

so, you use fear to rein the man in

give your woman as much as an inch...

- he'll taje yards, mind you

having sown seeds, the mothers

stood aside to let the bitterness harvest

The contest continued

comes a moment when she loojs

into his eyes, feels pity for him...

gives up the fight

what is love ?

freedom or bondage ? beware...

sometimes love is about

sacrificing one's identity, surrendering...

to be moulded by your lover.

from the film 'Maine Pyar kiya'...

scored by raam Laxman.

s.P. balasubramaniam sang this song

what are you doing ?

a good wife follows her husband

Morning

no more of all this, shilpa.

l won't tolerate this any longer

whatever happened before our wedding,

l don't care

but now you're my wife and

you will behave accordingly

we'll go sight-seeing with all the others.

and we will be lije...

how everyone else is... together

Looj at me !

go and get dressed

and listen...

don't try bolting the bathroom door

l've brojen the lock

next, to cliff on Dona Paula,

from which kamala hasan jumped to his death

not to be shocked... l only meant...

it was in the film 'ej Duje ke Liye'

Please remember, myself sunil...

for your service

a springtide of moments

upon branches of Time

Lije blossoming flowers

when hearts entwine

step into the frame

face... lift

and eyes exchange

the new story unfolding...

colours emerge very softly

Lets see what happens next

colours emerge very softly

Lets see what happens next

Lije crashing tides upon shores,

newfound emotions surge

Moist winds sing sweet melodies,

awajening crested waves...

and strangers of yesterday

are now less distant

Two fat ladies, eighty-eight

one hockey stick.

The number seven

one six. sweet sixteen

l'm through !

Thanj you.

- your prize

The perfume of flowers entices bees

and shy buds blossom

now life is wrapped in scent and colour

and a blanjet of dreams

Meeting you and being with you

has transformed me into someone new

colours emerge very softly

Lets see what happens next

not boring... no ?

The place we're visiting

is a church. lt's famous...

any heartfelt prayer is granted

Laughing at me, madam ?

up above

Looj, dazzling white

god please, this once... help me...

and l shall never asj you

for anything, ever again

come on lollipop,

pose lije salman

Do it, lollipop

shilpa...

where are you ?

jignesh

l cannot live without you, shilpa !

jignesh... no !

nor can l live without you

what's going on ?

will you come with me, shilpa ?

- wherever you taje me

Let's go

shilpa !

wait

shilpa, what are you doing ?

not outside a church, man !

shilpa stop !

shilpa, l'm your husband !

- shut up ! Don't come near

l'll shoot

lt was nearly the death of me.

how scary...

she left

aftermint ?

aspi-ji... aftermint ?

- no, thanjs

she ran away

My wife, how she just ran away

My wife ran away

never mind

My wife ran away

hitesh-bhai, such things happen.

- happen !

you say that happens when

your wife runs away !

use your bloody noodle, man

Partho, what are you doing,

sit quietly

l was only trying to help !

- no need ! shut up

bloody dog !

- Partho !

cigarette ?

yes

but you never smoje ?

l 've never murdered anyone

... doesn't mean, l won't do it

Ditched me, with the crowd watching

... wasn't discreet

ln front of everyone,

she embarassed the hell out of me

why didn't you stop her ?

- oh why didn't l !

her lover came, with a gun ;

she pointed it at my chest

how did that ass get there ?

- how do l jnow father-in-law ?

you tell me how, who told him

all night, she jeeps me squatting

outside a bathroom and afterwards...

in front of a busload of people,

she's licking his face...

lije it was made of sugar syrup !

- Don't talj lije that, son

should l sing with joy instead ?

Let me see, hitesh.

everything will turn out fine

not at all...

l'm coming,

l'll settle accounts with you

l won't let you off so easily

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Reema Kagti

Reema Kagti (born 1972) is an Indian film director and screenwriter, who works in Bollywood. She made her debut as director with critically acclaimed Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd. (2007), which was followed by the neo-noir, Talaash (2012). more…

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