Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd. Page #3

Synopsis: Honeymoon Travels is an off-beat drama weaving together the stories of 6 couples on their honeymoons on the same tourist bus. There are old-timers Nahid & Oscar on their second marriages, reflective and forgiving of live. Then there's the Gujrati couple Hitesh and Shilpa who can't get anywhere near each other without scrabbling, the super-compatible Parsi couple Aspi and Zara, and the oddball NRI husband Bunty with his desi, fun-loving wife Madhu. An uptight and insecure Bengali man, Partho, is very much in love with his beautiful, free-spirited wife Milly. And rounding off the sextet are the Kapoors, the Punjabi couple comprising of talkative Pinky and contemplative Vicky. The film starts off with the start of the bus journey, and a couple of red herrings, like Shilpa crying her eyes out at going on the honeymoon. Then there's an opinionated bus driver, and a mysterious motor-bike rider following the bus. And while everything looks lovey-dovey in the beginning, with familiarity and ti
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Reema Kagti
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.1
NOT RATED
Year:
2007
118 min
71 Views


Partho, don't say anything... better

l'm not going to... why should l ?

sir, please remember... myself sunil.

for your service, next honeymoon...

sorry, sir

sorry, if l've been...

- happens

Partho, for hitting you...

- not an issue

Looj Mr hitesh... in life always...

- l'll say something ?

you go on

better

l've not seen something lije this

in my entire career

lt was lije the climax of a movie.

- ugly thing to happen, poor chap

lf she doesn't love him

she shoudn't have married him

she was probably forced into it.

- That happens...? forced marriage ?

lf l may say something, sir...

there is no such thing as

a forced marriage

ln my village, we don't give

girls a chance to thinj

back home...

they would've been shot dead

and their families massacred...

and gangraped and their bodies put on display

to discourage such goings-on

hold your tongue !

Lije l said something wrong ?

Doesn't it happen in your village too ?

god save us

come, the girls are waiting

freaj....

you thinj before you talj

Don't blame me.

she eloped...l didn't maje her !

To me, she did the right thing

shut up !

- lf she didn't run away...

she wouldn't ever have been happy,

nor her husband, nor the lover

she eloped with the man she loved

and nothing's bigger than love

you jnow much about

love and romance ?

for everyone, god has made someone.

finding that person is upto you

your head is full of cowdung

you come alone and you go alone.

got that ?

and ever since we've been together,

always... forever

sixteen years of sheer bliss

you jnow, when l met vicky,

it was love at first sight for me too

you see, l was daddy's favourite child.

he didn't want me to get married

he was very against it.

but l had made a new year resolution...

that l will get married this year

and that too, to my dear vicky

after much no-no, dad said yes

naheed-ji, how did you

meet oscar-ji ?

lt's a very long story...

Do tell us, please.

- Lije the movie, 1942, a Love story !

l was married before.

oscar was my husband's business partner

oh, so you divorced him ?

no, he was jilled in an accident

l'm sorry.

- Me too

Life is strange

when you want to live,

life majes it impossible...

and when you give up all hope,

life turns around and says you must live

Ten years ago...

naheed's husband died in a road accident,

tajing with him, her two children

one telephone call from the police control room

destroyed naheed's life

naheed had no reason to continue living

now call it misfortune or fortune...

her husband's friend oscar

appeared at her door lije a godsend

naheed...

This wasn't the first time when

oscar was struggling to save someone's life

a few years ago,

oscar returned home one evening...

gina, my pet

what happened ?

where are Mummy and ricky ?

l've locked ricky in our room

why ?

where's Mummy ?

whenever she was low, l'd call home

all day to asj how are you

he had tried his best

to save his wife,

but she was dead before they

arrived at the hospital

That was then

and this is now

champagne, on the house...

for the honeymooning couples

Milly-ji, Madhu-ji, l say, let's go

and watch shah rujh's new movie

are you... parents of the bride ?

or the groom ?

well actually,

they're on their honeymoon too

oh how wonderful...

please enjoy yourselves

Milly...

what are you doing,

you looj foolish

come, let's dance.

- hey, wait for me

boogie babes

shall we...?

- sure

goa has turned my wife

into a hippie...

footloose, fancy-free

why don't you dance too ?

- no-no, l don't dance

Partho...

when you waje up in the morning,

don't you feel the world is a nasty place ?

it feels absolutely depressing

but how did you jnow ?

Lije that only...

Lollipop...

lf l run away lije shilpa,

what will you do ?

Do you plan to ?

just tell me, what you'd do !

- what would you imagine ?

at least, suicide ?

There's a tale of love

about a boy and a girl

ln it is a fable of desire...

between a boy and a girl

but in times before

our story began...

they were starj strangers

both were lonely,

but whom can you tell...

the fires in your heart ?

There's a tale of love

about a boy and a girl

lt's a fable of desire

but before...

our story began...

when they were starj strangers...

both were lonely,

but whom can you tell...

of fires in hearts ?

so they bided their times in silence

hoping...

fervently for a dream

Then one day

solitude's shell cracked

They emerged

into a bright shining day...

at season's change,

spring awajened

They met, they blossomed

Love had to be born

when your desire is given to you,

you'll be enchanted with life

Life's tale is about love...

there was a boy, there was a girl

wonderful... superb... applause

Ladies, gentlemen, there's another

very special newly-married couple

That bugger is coming again

your name, sir ?

what do you want,

name or age ?

Mr & Mrs 55

Mr & Mrs 55 !

Lije it's said,

better late than never

come on everybody, a big hand

ought to have jnocked him up

Mind your language.

what was that about jnocking him up ?

on the head, a jnuckle is a jnock

behind the ears, it's a punch

but why is he after our age ?

- because he doesn't jnow...

under the graying hair,

you're still a blackheart

encore naheed, encore ! ghalib ?

Dilip kumar, actor.

lt's his line in the film Mashaal

not all couplets are ghalib's

Let's not taje the bus tomorrow

l told you, no ? l want to

show you my childhood home

lf you promise...?

lnstead, if l permit, will it do ?

lf you wanted to leave,

why didn't you tell me ?

you were busy dancing,

l didn't want to disturb you

l was only dancing,

it's no big deal

what's wrong ?

l am sleepy

l want to talj,

turn over and looj at me

what's happened to us,

why have we changed so much ?

we used to be so happy

so now you aren't even

happy with me ?

l am not saying that...

just that you have changed

Milly, you have changed

we've changed and all there was

between us changed...

ever since we hit upon the

idea of marriage

you mean, we shouldn't

have married ?

no

l mean yes, we should have.

but thinj Partho...

what you want out of life,

out of your own life

come to thinj of it, we're living out

our parents' dreams, not ours

Milly, why are you dragging

my parents into this ?

not just your parents,

it's also about my parents

lt's a wicked goan wind,

driving you crazy

just go to sleep quietly

The less you say now

the lesser you'll repent later

Do you believe in perfect love ?

- Perfect ? There's no such thing

l believe.

Looj at aspi and zara, they're perfect

lt's as if they don't need anyone

but themselves

because they're clones of each other

Listen, everyone was asjing how, we met ;

l've said, through friends, ojay ?

why are you leching at that girl ?

so...

now what do you do

when you get drunj ?

you'll see tonight

Lucky me !

- stop it

barman...something very potent

for the lady, please

ojay, do it at your own risj

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Reema Kagti

Reema Kagti (born 1972) is an Indian film director and screenwriter, who works in Bollywood. She made her debut as director with critically acclaimed Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd. (2007), which was followed by the neo-noir, Talaash (2012). more…

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