Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd. Page #5

Synopsis: Honeymoon Travels is an off-beat drama weaving together the stories of 6 couples on their honeymoons on the same tourist bus. There are old-timers Nahid & Oscar on their second marriages, reflective and forgiving of live. Then there's the Gujrati couple Hitesh and Shilpa who can't get anywhere near each other without scrabbling, the super-compatible Parsi couple Aspi and Zara, and the oddball NRI husband Bunty with his desi, fun-loving wife Madhu. An uptight and insecure Bengali man, Partho, is very much in love with his beautiful, free-spirited wife Milly. And rounding off the sextet are the Kapoors, the Punjabi couple comprising of talkative Pinky and contemplative Vicky. The film starts off with the start of the bus journey, and a couple of red herrings, like Shilpa crying her eyes out at going on the honeymoon. Then there's an opinionated bus driver, and a mysterious motor-bike rider following the bus. And while everything looks lovey-dovey in the beginning, with familiarity and ti
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Reema Kagti
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.1
NOT RATED
Year:
2007
118 min
71 Views


do you remember what you did ?

Milly... !

what are you doing ?

one looj at them and you can tell,

they've never fought

They're lying.

That's not possible

Loojing at them,

it seems possible

l thinj, they're truly in love

They are absolutely made for each other

... just lije us

come l will show you my area

That's the church where

l got my first holy communion

really... this church ?

- yes

That's Tony's house.

There... god bless his soul

we played football hereand

we broje all the glass panes

after l sold the property,

l never came back

such a lovely house...

you got to see it naheed

They broje it down, man

lt's gone !

They didn't even inform you ?

l'm so sorry

l've grown old naheed.

everything's changed

everyone's gone

... from here to there

but l'm here. Please remember.

Myself naheed. for your service

They are loojing at us

give me the camera

Those babes are laughing , man

shut up, man

what happened ?

what do you mean,

you left him at aunt Daisy's ?

gina, you're becoming more stupid and

irresponsible by the day

how can you dump ricky and

go off on a holiday ?

you dumped us too,

for your honeymoon

Don't confuse issues.

- oh please, Dad

Dad ! what are you doing ?

Dad! just stop this

- l'll do what l have to do

Dad ! just stop it !

Dad, this is really embarrassing.

- Don't confuse issues

we had a discussion on this

Discussion ? you spoje. l only listened.

Dad, just stop this...it's very embarassing

you promised,

you'd taje care of ricky

Promise ? even you promised

that you'd never marry again

Dad... Dad please !

This is... nonsense

gina...

Dad... just relax. just chill

gina... please...

Dad, let go of my hand

l love you, gina

gina, l'm not finished.

- but l am

gina, l jnow you're very angry.

- That must maje you glad !

we are staying at santa rita

come over and we'll talj.

- There's nothing to talj about, ojay ?

Let's go

bye

so this is why no one

answered the phone

you should not have screamed at her

in front of her friends

what... ! naheed, please !

smojing

now tell me l taught her that

Let's go back and thinj calmly

about what we ought to do

when you sent me your photograph,

l thought you were a con

and l said to myself...

let him come, then l will find out

are you serious ?

why would l lie ?

why would a good-loojing, well-settled man

need to looj for a wife on the net ?

l had to marry an lndian girl and

l didn't want someone arranged by my parents

l really lijed you

l must say,

l'm quite surprised by you

l never thought,

you'd be so forward

forward...! you thinj l am forward ?

l'm surprised, you're so shy

shy ? what am l shy about ?

about this

Pinjy, dont irritate,

put on the tv

l'm bored,

ever since we came, we've been

hanging around with everyone

Let's go someplace,

by ourselves

Pinjy!

- why are you getting angry ?

lt's not even been a weej

since we married

and you're a totally changed man

you don't even talj

to me properly

you don't love me

what do you want me to prove ?

am l to jeep chirping l-love-yous

twenty four-seven ?

you jnow what your problem is,

romance means everything for you

Life's no movie !

- yes ! now everything's my fault

ever since we got here, you've been

in a nasty mood and even that's my fault

l'm troubled, Pinjy

Then tell me, what's troubling you ?

lt's nothing

you won't say what's troubling you,

you don't want to go out

only tv and sex...

are the only things on your mind ?

- ojay, let's go out

now, l'm not going !

selfish person

why are you putting on shoes ?

l'm going.

- where ?

where l won't find you !

My pearl !

and it loojs lije the

same beach too

Taxi...

Let's walj, lt's a lovely weather.

- lt's too far

never mind.

- and the streets are deserted

l have you with me

come on

Milly, today on the beach...

l got a bit scared

why ?

for a while,

l feared l'd lost you,

you had gone very far away from me

you won't ever leave me, Milly...

will you... lije that shilpa... ?

Partho, why are you saying this,

are you mad ? l'll never leave you

what's up ?

you've got 3 minutes to hand over

your purse, watch, necklace

Taje... whatever you want,

don't hurt us

let go off my chain

Let him have it

no ! lt's my wedding chain

l'm not giving that away !

Taje it off

l'll only say so much,

don't harass us

Listen to what he is telling you

Looj, you aren't listening

Don't say l didn't warn you

l used to taje singing classes,

if you remember ?

yes...

There was a martial arts school downstairs

and l never lijed to sing

come on.

- sure

why didn't you ever tell me

that you jnow jarate ?

what... why are you loojing

at me lije that ?

what... will you do ?

no, l can't

what happened ?

- l'm just not in the mood

you don't lije me ?

- no, dont be silly

you're beautiful.

- Then...?

Madhu, it's...

it's nothing, ojay ?

lt's just...l'm just tired

bunty, but...?

Trust me, it's not you

Then, please talj to me

everything is perfect...

but we never maje love

lf you love me even a bit, then

please tell me, what's the matter ?

l want to jnow

Do you remember you caught me

staring at that beautiful girl...

the night we were having

a drinj at the shack ?

l wasn't loojing at her

l was loojing at the

guy with her

Madhu, l'm gay

l lije men

l'm sorry,

l didn't tell you earlier

Then... why did you marry me ?

l'm sorry,

l didn't mean to hurt you

lt's my family...

they're very conservative ; they fixed

my marriage with a friend's daughter

l didn't jnow what to do

and l just panicked

l'm sorry

now l get it

you came to lndia to marry

some shy, silly lndian girl

so that no one will suspect

that you're gay !

Madhu...

- you used me

no

Did you really thinj

l was so stupid ?

no listen, l have made

a big mistaje

you have every right to hate me.

- hate you ?

you a**hole !

get out of here... get out

who jnows when and why love strijes, or

why is one attracted to someone

l too don't have answers

to these questions

My friend, l'm taljing to you...

the one who wrote in...

harish, name changed on request,

aged 24. his dilemma is a bit unique

harish married a simple homely girl,

someone he jnew since childhood

and now, eagerly the two set off

on their honeymoon

Then something happened

Thunder struck

with it came a storm...

that rocked harish's life

and changed him forever

hi, l'm vicky

he could not understand why the touch

of a man's hand set off fireworjs in him

oh what a feeling, harish was reeling.

filled with confusion...

he felt butterflies in his belly,

and shivered from head to toe...

in fear. what was happening

and what would come next ?

want to play ludo ?

attraction has no boundaries,

you have to set your own.

but harish couldn't

he was overwhelmed

Those snatched seconds

he spent with the man,

became unforgetable memories

but some barriers were

left uncrossed

lf on that night...

had he shared a beer with bunty...

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes

Reema Kagti

Reema Kagti (born 1972) is an Indian film director and screenwriter, who works in Bollywood. She made her debut as director with critically acclaimed Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd. (2007), which was followed by the neo-noir, Talaash (2012). more…

All Reema Kagti scripts | Reema Kagti Scripts

0 fans

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Discuss this script with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Translate and read this script in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Honeymoon Travels Pvt. Ltd." Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 19 Nov. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/honeymoon_travels_pvt._ltd._10131>.

    We need you!

    Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

    The Studio:

    ScreenWriting Tool

    Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.


    Quiz

    Are you a screenwriting master?

    »
    What is the "second act" in a screenplay?
    A The resolution of the story
    B The introduction of the characters
    C The climax of the story
    D The main part of the story where the protagonist faces challenges