Hoodwinked Page #2

[tires screech, crash]

[Duck] l'm OK. l'll walk it off.

You can't go away.

Who's gonna ride the Goody Bike?

lf l had wings like you,

l'd fly all the way past that mountain,

and the next one and the next one...

But l can't. l'm just a kid.

l'm just a woodpecker.

- [glass shatters in distance]

- Uh-oh.

[grunting]

[woodpecker] ''You're next''?

What... what does it mean,

''you're next''?

Ruined.

lt means someone wants our recipes.

Are they gonna get your recipes?

Not today.

[Nicky] So you deliberately

took your Granny's recipes

from the family vault,

without permission.

- Help yourself.

- And then,

you set out on a dangerous journey

up the mountain...

- ...alone?

- Yeah. l guess l did.

[# Todd Edwards:
Oritters Have Feelings]

# Critters have feelings

# Well, critters have feelings

# Critters have feelings

# Well, critters have feelings too

# Critters have feelings

Critters have feelings

[Boingo] l guess running the cable car's

not so bad, you know.

lt's a great way to see the forest

without worrying about all those big,

mean, hairy beasts out there.

- Beasts?

- Oh, yeah, you know, beasts.

The wolves and the bobcats

and the mountain lions

and the saber-tooth tigers!

But mostly wolves.

- Mostly wolves.

- [howling in distance]

The forest can be a dangerous place for

a little guy like me, with my cute...

Look at me, l'm fuzzy...

You deliver up this far?

Well, not usually.

But l was thinking

about what you told me earlier.

About the Muffin Man?

l need to protect Granny's recipes

from that Bandit's evil plan.

They're gonna shut down everyone

in the forest if we're not careful.

Aaah! Aah! Aah!

- No!

- Aaah!

Ohh!

Aah! Whoa! Ohh!

Aaah!

[moans]

- [growling]

- [whimpers]

- [gasps]

- 'Afternoon.

Hello.

So you're the little girl

in the red hood.

That was quite a bit of falling

you did just now.

- You saw that.

- Yeah, gravity's working.

Those old cable cars on the...

You should write a letter.

Wow! Something smells good.

Those, uh... goodies in there?

l'm not supposed to talk to strangers.

No, you shouldn't. Good call.

What are you doing

in the big, bad forest?

You taking the goodies

to someone in particular?

- Um... my granny.

- Granny?

Granny Puckett? The goody lady?

My goodness,

she makes some good... goodies.

She's got a thing, it's like a...

lt's like a... cookies.

Shortbread,

chocolate icing between, very...

lt's good. Ah, it's very good.

You make deliveries

to your granny often?

l don't think l should tell you that.

Oh, you don't have

anything else in that?

You ask a lot of questions, mister.

Well, l'm a curious guy.

Let me have a look.

l'd rather you didn't.

- [growls]

- [screams]

[Wolf] Red! Red Riding Hood!

[Red whimpering]

Hand over the basket.

Aaah!

[gasping]

[birds humming]

[Wolf] Red!

- [screams]

- [splashes]

[Wolf] You can't hold

onto those recipes forever!

l'll get you,

and your little Granny too!

[chief] Well, that settles it.

- We got our Bandit.

- Oould be.

l'd like to count my chickens

after they hatch.

[snorts] Ohickens?

You've gotta admit, a wolf stopping

kids in the middle of the forest...

- That's pretty creepy.

- Right. Yes, yes.

But we don't arrest people

for being creepy.

Yeah, Bruce. You know that guy

we got in the tank?

- The creepy one?

- Yeah. Better let him go.

[Nicky] So you went on to Granny's?

l found an old trail

up the north side of the mountain.

[bird shrieking]

[singing in distance]

Hello!

[singing in distance]

[singing]

Hello.

[yodel-style singing]

l'm looking for Granny Puckett's house.

# Granny Puckett

- Oould you stop singing for one moment?

- # No, l can't, l wish l could

# But a mountain witch done

put a spell on me 37 years ago

# And now l gotta sing

everything l say

- Everything?

- That's right.

You just talked! Just now!

Did l?

# Did l?

# Did l, did l, did l

doo-dah, doo-dah did-i-doo

- Granny?

- What's that? Who's there?

lt's Red. l'm on my way

to come see...

Oh, my dearie, l'm not prepared.

l need to put down fresh doilies! Aah!

- Granny! Granny, what's wrong?

- Gotta go, munchkin.

Bonsai!

Oh, no.

Mr. Goat, my granny's in trouble.

l've gotta find a way

around the mountain, fast.

# Well, you came to the right goat

Oh, good. More singing.

# Thirty-seven years ago

a witch done put a spell on me

Yeah. l know.

# A spell where when l'm talking

l'm singing it with glee

# But when you're always singing

you've got to live alone

# That's why l made

this mountain shack my home

That's great...

# When you're on the mountain

there's lots to be a-feared

# That's why this here

old mountain goat's prepared

# Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

These tunnels, l need one

that leads to Puckett Grove.

[yodel-style singing]

Ohh.

# But l got horns that open bottles

and l got horns that hold my keys

# l got horns that

when you turn 'em right

# They help me watch TV

# l got horns that open pickle jars

and horns that come with hair

# l got horns that hang my other horns

# l always come prepared

- Oan you help me find...?

- # To be prepared, to be prepared

# This lesson must be shared

This lesson must be shared

# To be prepared

# To be prepared, to be prepared

# And unless you've got a spare

# You've got one life

so handle it with care

- Aaah!

- [Japeth] Yipee!

Keep your hands and feet

inside of the vehicle at all times!

[yodel-style singing]

[screaming]

[Red laughing]

Whoo-wee!

[rumbling]

# An avalanche is coming

and l do not feel prepared

# lt's rumbling like a mountain lion

l must say that l'm scared

# And if not for the witch's spell

you'd hearjust how l scream

# But since l'm only singing

l'll just yodel till we're creamed

[yodeling]

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah!

[screaming]

[Granny] Red!

Granny?

Use the hood, Red!

Use the hood!

[helicopter blades whir]

What?

[yodeling]

# l was prepared!

Granny! lt's me, Red. ls everything OK?

Oh, yeah, sure thing.

So this wolf, he was dressed

as your grandmother?

- Yes.

- l'm your grandma.

- And you bought that?

- No, not really.

Whoa. What big hands you have.

And what big ears you have.

What bad breath you have!

What big eyes you have.

Are we just gonna sit around here

and talk about how big l'm getting?

Then the fellow with the ax burst in?

- Aaah!

- Whoa! Whoa!

No, no, not yet.

First l was attacked

by that crazy wolf!

Hai-ya! You crazy wolf!

[Red] My granny jumped

out of a closet.

- Aaah!

- But she was tied up...

And then the axman cometh?

You got it.

Only he was screaming.

Arghh?

Like a maniac.

- [yelling]

- [screaming]

- Wow.

- Hmm.

- So that was it?

- That wolf was gonna eat us all.

The guy's pawprints

are all over the room. Book him!

Hold the phone, fuzzy-wuzzy.

Let's hear it from the wolf's mouth.

- Don't l get a drink?

- No!

So, Mr. Wolf, may l call you ''Wolf''?

You can call me Sheila.

l like long walks and fresh flowers.

Quit playing around, Wolf!

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