Hoodwinked Too! Hood VS. Evil

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HOODWINKED TOO! HOOD VS. EVIL

Once upon a time,

there were four unlikely heroes.

Red Riding Hood, her granny,

the not so Big Bad Wolf,

and an over-caffeinated squirrel

called Twitchy.

Together, they defeated the evil plans

of a vey bad little bunny,

and came to work for me.

My name is Nicky, and I run

the Happily Ever After Agency,

an organization dedicated to making

happy endings for everyone.

As we say in the HEA,

"It's not just a fairy tale,

it's an adventure. "

Recently, Red took a leave of absence

to train at a secret location

Paddy Whack, cover the rear.

This left the team in a bit of disarray,

just as we were about to meet

a terrible threat,

not only to the HEA,

but to happy endings everywhere.

It started one night

when we received an anonymous tip

that two children were being held

in a gingerbread house

by a witch with a wicked appetite.

Alpha Leader, witch sighted in window.

Which window?

- Affirmative.

- What?

Rescue Team Alpha,

stand by for go order.

Agent Fuzzy moving into position.

Nick Knack, take point.

Paddy Whack, cover the rear.

Suspect is enchanted

and extremely dangerous.

- Roger.

- Who's Roger?

Alpha Leader here, confirmed

Mother Goose. Rescue Team standing by.

Looks like Red's a no-show. Again.

Wolf, we talked about this.

Red's on assignment.

And I'm supposed to be at the DMV,

but I showed up.

Look, dog, I know you miss her.

We all do.

But those poor kids are going to become

baked goods any minute now.

I need you to concentrate

on what's going on here.

Yo, Froggy, what's the story

on Red Riding Rogue?

Wolf, she is training secretly.

- What kind of secret training?

- Not now.

OK, OK. You wanna reassign Red,

it's your agency.

- Thank you.

- So we all agree

- that I don't need any secret training.

- Wolf!

My talent comes naturally.

Wolf! Get off the channel!

Those kids don't have much time.

Don't sweat it, Granny Dynamite.

With Red gone, I need to step up.

- So I called out the big guns.

- What?

This is not good!

We might have a problem here, sir!

Put it on the screen.

No! They wouldn't! Alpha Team,

we've got something small and fast,

scurrying up the side of the house.

Roger, Goose, I'll get a gander.

On the job.

Love my job. Good job.

It's not just a job, it's an adventure.

Hey, Granny, how you doing? Bye-bye!

- What are you two up to?

- You like recipes, don't you?

Try this. A cup of hot wolf,

a pinch of screwy squirrel

and a dash of disguise.

Rescue pie. My own recipe.

- Wolf, no!

- Thank me later!

That's not a rope. Not rope, not rope.

Not rope, not rope. Not rope!

Rope!

Twitchy, what do you think

you're doing up there?

The wolf's plan. I'll slip through

the chimney. She'll never see me coming.

- It's a great job...

- What is he saying?

Translate that.

I have an advantageous position

from which to breach

our suspect's gingerbread home.

Uh-oh. I think the fan is

about to be hit with the doody.

I'm going in! Right now!

I am going in.

Negative. Do not proceed.

Do not proceed.

Now, listen to me, Twitchy...

Mammals!

Oh, please!

We did not mean to trespass

into your delicious cookie house!

Ja, we were

only searching for goodies for this...

Silence!

Building inspector.

You know, it's against housing codes

to live in any dessert bigger

than a cupcake.

I need to see your permits

and a list of ingredients.

That better not be custard.

Don't worry, kids! I'm here to rescue

you! Yeah, me, I got the good guys!

- They're all hiding outside.

- Little squirrel, I am Hansel.

Ja, and I am Gretel. You must hurry.

The witch will soon return.

She'll eat us all for supper!

She says chicken tastes like children!

Ja!

OK, OK, I'm on the case.

He's in trouble! Move in! Move in!

Come on, you goldbricks!

You wanna live forever?

- Get the door!

- Just get more puffs!

I think it's weakening.

Agents, take a bite out of crime.

Wolf, this entire operation is

a shambles.

I know, but I can fix it.

- She got the kids!

- You're alive!

Now, we'll never catch up with her.

- Sweet ride!

- Boys?

Sorry, goodies,

but this is a dinner flight.

Help us! She has flavorful marinades!

Oh, no, you didn't!

Come on, Twitch.

- Buckle up, homies. It's on!

- No, wait! Don't just...

Get some backup in the air, now!

Whoa! Ten and two, Granny!

I'm regretting that burrito.

Help us! She has put us

in little cages! It is dehumanizing!

- We are like delicious veal!

- You'll never save them!

- Tree in the way!

- Oh, put on your man pants, Wolfie.

- Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray...

- Whoo-hoo!

Can we go back for my stomach?

It's pink, shaped like a football.

- Has my lunch in it.

- Oh, knuckle up, dog.

Mother Goose to base.

Mother Goose to base.

We are in pursuit of witch. Stand by.

- Better catch me, I'm getting peckish.

- That witch is whack.

Wolf, you think you can handle

a bike like this?

Sure, I think I could if I had to.

I went through my bad boy phase.

Road a bike, greased my hair back,

lived over Richie Cunningham's garage,

water-skied over a shark tank.

Those were some happy days.

Great, 'cause she's all yours, dog.

Yippie-yi-ki-yay!

- Hi, Granny.

- Hey, young kids. I've gotcha.

No! I've got you!

No worries, Twitch.

Dog is your co-pilot.

# Well, I'm a singing goat

by the name of Japeth

# I've got singin' talent

I've yet to tapeth

# Till one day I walked

in the path of a motorcycle

# Got knocked off a cliff

into quite a pickle

- I'm uninsured!

- # And onto a branch

# And a pointy rock

# And an angry rock climber

Aah! Why?!

# And a beaver

# And another beaver #

You have the right to a fairy godmother.

If you do not have a fairy godmother,

one will be provided for you. Whoa!

You have the right

to get some flying lessons.

Don't lose them. Now turn right.

Your other right!

Your other other right!

Stay low, stay low!

Mammals.

There they are, there they are!

There they go, you passed them.

You passed them!

Why did you pass them?

Calm down. You got the metabolic rate

of a hummingbird.

I've got me a foolproof

Granny rescue plan.

Twitchy, do you think you could handle

a bike like this?

No, no, bad idea!

I can't reach the pedals!

Be seeing you, little buddy.

Yippie-yi-ki-yay!

OK, I can taste my own butt.

Saw that coming.

Oh, look! Your doggie's

trying to save you!

Don't worry, Granny, I got ya!

- No, Wolf, don't! It's a trap!

- I got ya, I got ya.

- Oh! OK, I don't got ya.

- We need help. Get Red!

- She'll know what to do!

- Hey, I'm handling this rescue!

- Everything's under control!

- You can't do it alone!

Hey! I'm alive!

- You almost saved her.

- I got served.

This whole thing is my fault.

None of this would have happened if...

- If Red were here?

- Well, she's not here, is she?

Nicky Flippers' little superstar is

far, far... far away.

Far, far, far... far away.

Far... far away.

- Yeah, yeah, I get it!

- Just saying it's quite a ways.

Uh... Hi.

So you think you can deliver

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