Hoodwinked Too! Hood VS. Evil Page #2

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that basket of goodies

across my bridge, do you?

Uh-huh.

Oh, no, no, no! You did not

just say that. I did not hear that!

There ain't no way my bridge is being

crossed by some muffin-delivering,

red-hood-wearing,

fairy-tale-clich, little girl.

Get up outta here!

Bring it.

I'm about to get you!

Oh!

Hey!

Oh!

- No, no, no!

- See? I told you!

I win again. It's 'cause I'm so evil.

Mm! I even taste evil. Ooh!

I taste just like chicken.

Chicken and evil! I'm gonna do

my little evil chicken dance.

Huh?

Hello! Is the fight over?

Did you mean to jump off the bridge?

Huh?

Bye-bye.

Ooh! That's cheating!

That is so cheating!

You running 'cause you know

you can't beat me!

Your granny never would've run away

like a scared little chicken girl!

- What did you just say?

- You heard me.

I said your granny

would be ashamed of you,

'cause you running like a teeny, tiny,

helpless, little girl!

Oh, muffins.

Oh! Ow!

- Take that! And that!

- Was it something I said?

Ooh! That's my corn! Aah!

I kinda like that.

Enough!

Check, please.

The test is over.

The delivery is incomplete.

I win again! I am the greatest!

I'm the prettiest ballerina

in the whole fruit cup!

Yes, Senator, that is my monkey.

His name is Rumpelstiltskin, but it's

a secret. Don't tell him I told you.

I'm coming to the light, Mama.

Show me the Seven-Layer Kick.

Show me the Spatula!

Show me the Flying Rolling Pin!

Red, I know you came with much to prove,

but your task was to deliver the basket.

You heard what he said about my granny!

Moss used your desire to please Abigail

as just a test.

A Sister finds her own path,

her true inner power.

Besides, honey, we're starting

to run low on combat instructors.

Oh, come on. Really!

I barely touched him.

Why, fidlee dee, Mr. Butler.

What brings you to Tara?

- I like Tootsie Rolls.

- He'll be fine.

Hm...

Sorry, I should take this.

- Hello?

- Red? It's Nicky.

Nicky? What is it?

I'm afraid I have some very bad news.

It's about your grandmother.

Why would anyone

want to kidnap my granny?

Red, at the end

of every Sister's training,

she faces the ancient trial by truffle,

in which the student attempts

to recreate the Sisterhood's

most powerful culinary confection.

For over a thousand years

that recipe has been our secret,

its making understood

only by the best of us.

What has that got to do with Granny?

Very few Sisters complete the truffle,

one of them was your grandmother,

Abigail Puckett.

The power of this goodie is so great,

it must be ever kept from those

who would misuse it.

Like those wannabes at the Food Network.

Holla! Rachael Ray's the devil.

This is where you keep all the recipes?

No, just the one.

The Norwegian Black Forest

Feather Cake Truffle Divine!

But around the kitchen, honey,

we just call it the Super Truffle!

Cool! What makes it so super?

Anyone who eats it becomes unstoppable,

in strength and thought and speed.

- Sounds good.

- Too good!

So... how did you make

the recipe invisible?

Oh, muffins.

Battle stations! Man your posts!

Sound the alarm! Secure the gates!

Somebody get me my rolling pin!

We must hurry. Whoever stole the recipe

will be trying to complete the truffle.

We must find and stop them

before they do.

Before they find the secret ingredient.

- Secret ingredient? What is it?

- Well, it's... Oh, no, you don't.

The final ingredient

is never written down.

- Or even spoken.

- Then how does anyone know it?

When you're a true Sister of the Hood,

you just know.

That must be why they kidnapped Abigail.

I've gotta find her.

Red, the task of saving your granny

is yours alone.

But, child, I fear it may be more danger

than you are ready for.

It doesn't matter. She's my granny,

I've gotta save her.

You have learned much.

The Sisterhood is in your blood.

Once a Sister, always a Sister. Right?

Red is still finding her true path.

- She is not ready.

- Yeah, I know.

For a complete nut muffin,

that witch sure ties a good knot.

Did somebody say "nut muffin"?

Sounds delicious.

My dinner was interrupted,

and I could use a little snack.

- Comfypoo, Abigail?

- Have we met before?

Was it the '60s?

The '60s are kind of a blur.

What?! Why, no!

You'd remember meeting someone

as evil as me!

Why, look at these glowing red eyes

and big scary mask!

Your goodie friends

won't find you here, Abigail.

So you might as well relax

and stay for dinner.

- You want me to make you dinner?

- Oh, how nice of you to offer.

Let me see. What am I in the mood for?

Day-old sushi? Dutch balls? Turducken?

I'm more in the mood

for a chocolate truffle!

A truffle? Sorry,

never learned to make that.

Never? Never studied

with the Sisterhood of Kung Fu Bakers?

Never learned the secret ingredient

to an ancient recipe so powerful

it makes one invincible?

Darn! I really had a taste for that.

How do you know about that?

That recipe is forbidden.

Forbidden, is it?

Oh. Well, that's too bad.

Well, then it's a good thing

I have it written down. See?

Do you want it? Do you? Take it.

Oh. Oh, you can't.

You're tied to a chair.

Oh, too bad!

Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

That's right, Abigail.

I have everything

but the secret ingredient,

- and you're going to give it to me.

- What?

You think I'm just gonna bake one up

for you? Not gonna happen.

You won't? All right.

I guess I'll just have

to cook up something else.

Ooh. Sorry. I love that show.

- She's getting us ready for the baking!

- I'm too young to be a strudel!

So, Abigail, what's for dinner?

I'll need a titanium mixing bowl.

...search

for Granny Puckett, highest priority.

What is the status

of Mother Hubbard's cupboard?

Someone update Granny's

Facebook profile to "witchnapped. "

Butcher and baker cleared.

We're questioning the candlestick maker.

I'm not saying they shouldn't work here,

I'm just saying they're delicious.

Ooh!

Wolf, thanks for taking such good care

of my granny.

Yeah, my finest hour.

I'm shopping the movie rights.

But maybe if you'd been around

to look after the old girl yourself,

- I wouldn't have had to.

- If I... I was training.

- While you've been playing kung fu...

- You know that thing you do...

Awkward.

Red, it's good to see you.

There's been a rash of robberies.

The stolen items are from that list of

Super Truffle ingredients you sent us.

- So the witch has been shopping?

- We think so.

A surveillance camera

caught the latest incident.

Blue, pull up the Muffet footage.

Whoa!

Did you see the size of that mushroom?

We're gonna need to hit the streets,

find out who's hiring the muscle.

Indeed. We think many of the suspects

are associates of a shady operator

known as The Giant.

He's a reputed smuggler,

a juggler, a robber,

a cobbler, a picker, a grinner,

a restaurateur,

and blogs about animated films.

- He should get a life.

- Indeed.

He runs the Beanstalk Club in Big City.

I want the two of you to check it out.

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