Hooking Up

- Would you try your semen?

- Not intentionally.

- But would you?

- Yes, maybe I have.

- Perhaps?

- If, as I was towards the straw.

- You will?

- I do not always wash after...

for me the straw, depending on what

going to do, if I go to...

my grandparents if

but if I'm sitting in the...

dining table,

probably not...

and it depends as

get my hands on.

- You know.

- The 3rd is my turn. You still are on the 1st?

We are in

conversation.

- Must be very intellectual.

- F***.

John, I can ask what

is your darkest fantasy.

- This should be good.

- I've never told this to anyone.

but I think a lot

it would be very hot...

if a girl had a

deformity of two vaginas.

- Sh*t.

- How does it work?

I'm not sure I'm not a

expert in anatomy, but ..

is a good idea, I have

to give credit for that.

I think so, but not

I imagine in my head.

Any above the other,

from side to side, or horizontal?

Horizontal, as a

china vagina?, horrible.

I did not say vagina china.

're Putting words in my mouth.

I'll put my penis your mouth one soon.

There may be one above the other

it would be a huge vagina.

- That is good but not what we want.

- A side by side.

If we are not going to elaborate.

- The image is what matters...

- Ah, she's unconscious.

- F***.

- Very funny.

Very relaxed you are with this girl

you take off your pants, panties.

And "bam!" double action

Double your fun.

Those are rare things

"Total Recall" on TV.

- As the girl with three b*obs

- She was hot.

Three tits is hot but

two vaginas is warmer.

Yes, but you will need 2

penises to enjoy it.

- You have the hands and feet.

- She can f*** with two in one.

No, find yours, this is mine.

- And what about the rule, two periods.

- I thought of that, periods

Periods ranging from one

the other vagina vagina.

So when this des-ovulating

the other is ready to "Rock N Roll."

You know what a period

is when the uterus...

Enough with the terms

clinicians this is a fantasy.

- Exactly.

- And in this world, no periods.

A f***ing love that.

I like how you think

those on my side.

Monday

Melt in my mouth,

not in my hands.

April Winters - Age: 16

(Want this!)

Interests:
Shopping, Friends

Suck.

Thanks.

No problem.

Wait.

Hey, thanks for inviting this

this good. It's a great party.

It's a great party.

Again, who is this?

I'm John, the System...

Political System, I'm John.

I am your partner in

the Cuban Missile.

Oh. Ah...

Susan, I would like to upload

and discuss the project...

Maybe...

No.

John Johnson - Age: 17

(I love sex)

Interests:
Girls, Porno

Ft.

Infectious.

Michelle Jordan, Age: 15 +

Interests:
Study, Tyler

Mr. Kimbal

37 points.

No wait, stay lying down.

I will do it all.

Tyler Smith, Age: 17

Interests:
Exercise, girls

Losing it.

Colin Winters - Age: 17

(Dirty)

Interests:
Girls, Guys?

Nicholas Cage.

- Hello.

- Hello.

Ryan Thompson - Age: 25

(No fatties)

Interests:
Young girls, X-Box

Cocaine.

- I'm Laura.

- I'm Amanda.

I'm Ryan.

So you know?

Since the fifth grade.

You know you're out of this world.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Been told you have

beautiful feet.

I do not know if you understand but

I'm not for you, for nothing.

Why him?

You see, there are many people

waiting and no offense but...

Do not have a chance.

But you definitely have a chance with me.

My sister talks to men

you think are hot.

Shut up!

Think you away with it!

I want to suck your

fallopian tube.

Ass.

Anal.

- Come on dad.

- I'm thinking.

Dr. Jordan - Age: 45

Interests:
Words, Junk food

Being a director.

Look, we just

the "Soy crisps

It seems that you are

having to fill it.

A Soybean you love her.

Look for more.

Dad's your turn.

This is our

little secret.

Caroline Roberts - Age: 16

(I love)

Interests:
School, Friends

Ryan:
-)

Give me a second.

Not important.

I'm Ryan, leave a message.

Hi love me, just wanted to tell you

good night and sweet dreams...

and I love you, hope you're

having fun with your friends today.

So call me tomorrow.

Goodbye.

- Hello.

- Hello.

Want to go upstairs?

Yes.

Return.

- Mint?

- No thanks.

Oh, I have no condom.

All right.

I'm sitting on the couch

two girls sit...

One is cute and

other is chubby, but okay.

Then comes the third.

Grab my hand, leads me

mama me up and the penis.

Linda.

- Where is the invitation?

- Sorry, I was somewhat last minute.

Understand how these things are.

And how will you Caroline?

- What about her?

- Yeah, what about her?

Nothing, she basically

does what I want.

- You must.

- What is?

They are wondering, I have

test them. Check this out.

- Hello.

- Caroline love, I miss you so.

Actually I have to see now.

- What, now?

- I was thinking you know...

If you could come and taste them...

Heavens, how many you need in one night?

Baby, it's 3 am,

I have school tomorrow...

Only fltate.

I can not drink, I have much to do.

At this time there are a good girlfriend.

If you were a good girlfriend

would do anything to come here.

Drinking, you know that I

I love and would do anything for you.

But now I can not.

My friends are gone.

I will go there for me

des I sucked, okay?.

I'm coming.

Talk to you soon bye.

You like that, you like.

Dirty whore, I know you love it.

Call me, April.

Tuesday.

Good morning students

For the latest news.

The initiative to abstinence

from 1 October.

Condoms, "dental floss" and

flavored lubricants...

are no longer available

in nursing.

Please remember that this year

the dress code is strict.

And all the girls

"Dental floss" view

shall be punished with

a stop time...

in my office.

In short, words of wisdom today

No more attempts, only what to do.

Thanks, that's all and that

have a glorious day.

And speaking of tours, he

missed a good night.

- I went to a party.

- Monday?

Yes, parents of Jessica

were not, I invite some people.

- Who?

- A friend of mine.

- Oh, the chubby.

- Yes, I believe that April was there.

- From time to time I saw her.

- What does that mean?

I think that is what it means.

- F***.

- I have heard talking about it in the classroom.

And the news is what has happened

all day in the room.

I saw her coming and going

with a couple guys.

Were you one of them?

As I thought.

- I do not know how you do it.

- What?

- Living with April, have you seen naked?

- Eg...

Maybe.

Some action last night, did you just

sat there drooling?

Let's say I had doubled.

- Menage Trois?

- No second base.

- With whom?

- This girl.

- Do not know.

- Taste.

Yes, what is your name?

Or you're just lying.

I do not know your f***ing name,

had people next to me...

they were kissing and this

girl was unconscious.

You're pathetic.

B*obs touched many last night

great guy. Exactly.

If I did not make love to conjoined twins

before the age of 30 commit suicide.

What the hell are you looking.

- It's research.

- From the Cuban Missile Crisis.

No, it's more interesting than that.

What the hell is that?

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