Hooking Up Page #2

Synopsis: After "hooking up" with a series of guys at a house party, April is the talk of her high school. Her best friend Michelle, envious of all of April's attention, decides to try and follow in her footsteps and become more sexually forward. At the same time, their mutual friend Caroline has become so infatuated with her older boyfriend Ryan that she doesn't realize he's just using her. All the while, John, spends the week informing his two best friends, Colin (April's repressed and confused brother) and Tyler (the subject of Michelle's crush), about obscure sexual urban legends he reads about online, that just somehow end up managing to come true. Throw in the naive principal Dr. Jordan, who also happens to be Michelle's father, and Mr. Kimbal, a chemistry teacher trying desperately to dodge repeated seduction attempts from his students.
 
IMDB:
2.6
UNRATED
Year:
2009
95 min
278 Views


Hear of the "Glory Holes."

We are not all perverts like you.

Colin you know what

a glory hole, right?.

- Maybe.

- Again, Colin is also perverted.

- What is it?

- A small hole in the dying and someone sticks his penis.

and across someone masturbates.

- Anyone?

- A hot girl.

Not always.

And this happens where?

Everywhere.

- I do not know how common it is.

- This is fiction pornography.

You are so brainwashed with this

sh*t and have lost touch with reality.

Whatever.

- Where is Caroline?

- Do not know.

I do not think she is lost

examinations.

- Try this with her boyfriend.

- Do you think that at least is real?

Why a college man

I would like something with it?

Yes, I know she has been

out to 6 months.

And have not seen it even once.

Suspect that if she was

invited to the party last night but did not come.

I heard you spent good

times at this event.

What?

Everyone is talking about it.

Should it?

Attention students

Due to numerous complaints from parents

the upcoming production of "Vagina Monologues"

has been postponed indefinitely.

Remember to vote next week

whether it will be replaced by "Cat's"

or "A girl like you"

- What will you do now?

- Nothing.

- Would you hang around?

- Your sister is very good.

- My house or yours?

- Yours.

Pizza.

Large pepperoni pizza.

Is this your sister?

- Do not know.

- I ordered a cheese...

Okay, the pepperoni is free...

I have to go to the bathroom.

It's really a great pepperoni.

Have you heard of the "Glory Hole"?

It is a small hole in the wall

where the man puts his penis...

... And someone on the other side sucks.

Good girl.

How nice it looked Mr. Kimble

He is so old. Is 32.

Whatever.

- Reminds me of AC Slater.

- What?!

- If it is someone is Screech.

- No way.

I like men who are a bit...

What?

I like...

- I like Tyler.

- Tyler is hot.

Hot?!

- Hello Mr. Kimble.

- Call me John or Jonathan.

- Good to see you again Dr. Jordan.

- Please call me Mike.

Do you?

My wife tells me that the dye

food causes cancer in rats.

Who knows it.

I just came to see if everything

is fine and comfortable...

Yes, good kids.

In fact your daughter Michelle...

- It's in my chemistry class.

- And she does not stop talking about you.

He says you do great things

with the Bunsen burner.

Speaking of lighter, I'll have

a barbecue tomorrow night

I would like you to come and share.

- Yes?

- Yes.

I think it would be a good opportunity

for you to meet other teachers.

As you are new to the area.

- I love barbecue.

- Who does not like?.

I'm buying a box

Tofu Dogs whole.

Some veggie burgers...

And Frank's English department,

the account of the funniest stories.

"I can count on you?

- Of course.

- Good!

I knew you'd want John!

Jonathan.

Science!

Winters appeal to make, no

We answer the phone now...

but leave a message

and we will contact.

Hello April and Colin, I hope

having a nice day

I will work late tonight

Dad is in town.

be alone for dinner tonight.

To order whatever they want with the credit card.

I hope to be at 9:00.

I love them.

- What happened last night?

- That one I met with some people.

- April.

- Do not know if it sounds strange, but still a virgin.

So what happened?

I just collect.

- What does that mean?

- Not all are prudish Michelle.

Just because all have not done much,

does not mean that everyone is like you.

Well, I feel like

I'm losing.

You have so much attention.

Everyone knows who you are.

You're not a prude...

Just go to the next level.

What, is easy and fun.

And they love it.

I love that kind of control.

- You b*tch again.

- No big deal.

It's like shaking hands, but

Instead of using the hand you use your mouth.

- And instead of the hand of another...

- I got it.

You like that, right?

What, do you want to do

singa harder?

I know I can endure,

I do not know if you can.

Wait.

F***.

I'm not interrupting anything?

I was... sleeping.

- Is your box of condoms in the bathroom?

- What?

They are not mine, and I'm pretty sure

Dad had a vasectomy.

- What Mom is not here?

- Do not know.

- With whom you are gathering.

- Do not worry.

- What the hell were you doing at that party last night?

- Jesus, you too?

Everyone talked about today.

Personally I do not

matter what you do.

But if foxes to the point that I can not

continue my day without hearing that sh*t.

I think things went too far.

Rumors out of proportion.

Funny.

What I heard is that your

mouth out of proportion.

I'm not a slut.

I'm just popular, you understand.

I'm not the one that leaves a box

open condom in the bathroom.

Honestly, not who you to talk.

Wednesday

- Sh*t.

- Friend.

What man?

I have to tell you, you had the

right about the "Glory Hole"

What?

It was Colin's house because

wanted to see if it was true in April.

You're not alone.

Yes, but not easily understood what was in

party until I wanted to see for myself.

All right.

I went to the bathroom and were renovating the bathroom.

And there was this hole in the wall

that was the fourth of April.

Dude, tell me you got involved

penis through that hole.

Volume 2 minutes but finally.

By God, you suck the April

penis for the "Glory Hole"

- That was what was missing.

- It was so good.

- I have to go more to Colin's house.

- Honestly.

Caroline was watching me.

- It was not.

- What if.

- Hey, where were you yesterday?

- I was not feeling well.

- What is that?

- Does all what?

Your attitude, you're acting

like a b*tch.

- What happened?

- What?

I've heard of the party.

- You must be joking.

- I heard you tie with Tyler yesterday.

- I do not know what you mean.

- I do not care

- I do not know when you became a whore.

- That offends me.

Hi, what happens?

- Nothing.

- Yes.

I think I will invite

Tyler this weekend.

- If he has no plans to April.

- What?

What do you mean?

No Michelle, Caroline thought

hear something that is not true.

What?

- What is it?

- Never mind, I promise not to pass.

I heard this morning saying Tyler

that was with April yesterday.

April!

- I told you no way.

- I know what I heard.

That is a lie.

It is not enough to have the person you want,

have to pursue the only guy I like.

He is not alone.

And what of Mr. Kimble?

Michelle.

Finally you get to work.

That I'm trying.

And him? The Missile Crisis in Cuba.

- I doubt it.

- What got you so interested?

Eh... I'm watching something online fascinating.

Have you heard of "Seagull"

- "Seagulls?"

- No.

- And they call men.

- I never said that.

- What is "Seagull"?

- I knew you were interested.

- What is it?

- Those familiar with the "Bukkake."

What is that?

Let's say it is a

art form of Japanese.

Oh, and you call yourself religious.

Not really.

It's like "Bukkake"

with a small difference.

The recipients do not agree.

- Ok, I think I understand.

- What is it, I'm lost.

Basically you have to know when

and where two people are going to have sex.

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Jeff Siegel

Jeff Siegel is an American financial writer, publisher and musician. He is the author of the bestseller Investing in Renewable Energy: Making Money on Green Chip Stocks along with Nick Hodge and Chris Nelder and is credited with coining the phrase "Green Chip Stocks". He is also known in Libertarian circles as the "Libertarian Treehugger." more…

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