Hoot Page #4
who'll put up with this stupid job, Mister.
Ahem, Mr. Muckle.
I have Coconut Cove on line five.
Thank you, Felix.
Which means you should go get packed,
'cause you're going to Florida.
Mr. Brannit, what does
sound like to you?
Sounds like an awful lot
of pancake houses, Mr. Muckle.
It's a record-breaking accomplishment.
I will be the first regional manager
in the history of Mother Paula's...
to reach one hundred pancake houses.
And that is the stuff...
that food and beverage industry legends
are made of.
Ahh, it is my dream.
And you, Mr. Brannit, are responsible...
for making a tiny piece
of that very big dream come true.
Gotcha.
So then why are we behind schedule,
over budget...
and on the front page
of the crime report?
Well, we got us a...
a tiny bit of a trespassing problem, sir.
Well, solve the problem...
or I will replace you
with someone who can.
What about them owls?
What owls?
Well, you know, the ones
we got in the little...
holes and...
This time, at half speed, Brannit,
ignore owls or lose job.
I want you to go out
and get what it takes...
to keep those vandals off my lot.
Attack dogs, Rottweilers, Dobermans...
I don't care, just get that site cleared.
Yes, sir.
You sure them dogs will do the trick?
Oh, please.
It's best you get
as far away as possible.
All right. All right.
Just look a little tame to me.
I ain't paying top dollar...
just for them to sit around slobbering,
eating tenderloins.
Sic him.
All right. All right.
Call them off.
All right, call them off.
- Off!
- Call them off!
- Off! Off!
- Hey! Hey!
Hey, all right!
All right! All right!
Here, you can go now.
Not to worry...
the dogs will take care of all
of your problems by the morning.
Yeah.
Come, boys, come.
Come, babies.
Whoa!
Easy.
Ahh, no, no.
Hi, Dana.
Hey, cowgirl.
You and me got some business
to settle, Eberhardt.
What business?
I gave you an apology.
That makes us even.
We're a long way from even,
you and me.
You're gonna be sorry
you ever messed with me.
I am going to be your worst nightmare.
Aah!
- Uh!
- Unh!
What are you staring at?
Hey, Beatrice.
Unh!
Please, don't hurt me.
Ta-aah! Aah!
What happened?
Spooked, they got spooked.
That's what happened.
Spooked?
How'd they get spooked?
They're supposed to be
doing the spookin'.
There's only one thing
that spooks a dog like this...
snakes.
We ain't got no snakes 'round here.
Oh, you've got 'em.
You got 'em crawling all over the lot.
What?
Do you know what happens
when dog gets bit by snake?
- What happens?
- Dog dies.
But we ain't got no snakes.
Oh?
What is that?
Yeah, a snake.
Yeah.
What you think now?
some kind of crazy boy, huh?
We go home, boys.
# Ah-ooo #
# Werewolves of London #
# Ah-ooo... #
Eberhardt, you look sick.
You should go home early.
I feel fine.
I don't care how you think you feel...
you should call your mom
and go home, bro.
Why?
Look, I know a guy
in Dana's P.E. class.
He says Dana's gonna snatch you
right before you get on the bus.
And do what?
Ahh, guess you got till 2:45 to find out.
In the meantime,
I'll get to work on your eulogy.
Eulogy?
So to answer your question...
Pacific swells are usually a lot bigger
than Atlantic swells.
But remember,
Kelly Slater is from Florida.
OK, test tomorrow.
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Be ready.
- Good-bye.
- Good-bye.
- See ya.
- Bye-bye.
- OK, bye.
- Bye.
Be ready.
- Bye, Mr. Ryan.
- Bye.
Roy, you OK?
Oh, yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
All right, maana.
Hey, Mr. Ryan, wait up.
You going home, too?
Sooner or later.
I got some papers to grade, but hopefully
I'll catch a few waves before dinner.
Cool, I think, uh, I think I'm just gonna
walk with you for a little bit.
Isn't the bus the other way?
Ahh, just stretching my legs.
Roy, is there something
you want to talk to me about?
Oh, no, no, everything's fine.
Well, then you better get going
or you'll miss your bus.
Later, dude.
Ahh, get over here.
Aah!
Curly Brannit.
- Brannit, what's going on?
- Hello, sir.
Did you get my message
'bout the dogs?
You're telling me snakes
scared off the dogs?
Well, now, sir, theses wasn't
just your ordinary snakes...
these was cottonmouths.
And a cottonmouth'll kill a dog
pretty darn quick.
Really? Can they kill a bulldozer?
Probably not.
Brannit, I am this close
to firing up the chopper...
And trust me, you do not want that.
No, sir.
I told you, it was settled.
Ow!
Not even close.
Aah, ha ha ha!
Help! Help!
Come on, cowgirl.
Aah!
Aah, shh... ow!
Leave me al... ow!
Aah! Aah!
Aah, uh.
Uh! Ha ha ha.
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Aah! Oh, I jus...
Um, Mr. Ryan?
How in the heck did that...
Hey!
You did that?
You can thank me later,
Hop on, I need your help.
Ha ha ha.
Aah!
Grr.
Did you get everything I wanted?
Yep, my mom keeps a trauma unit
under the sink.
OK, come on. We gotta go.
I came by at lunch,
and I found him like this.
Uh, uh.
The dog got me.
Sss...
Sss... uhh.
Let me see.
I'm going to put some
antibiotic cream on for now.
But you're gonna need a doctor.
Uh, I'll be OK, all right?
Sss...
Uhh.
How'd you get bit?
My arm got stuck.
Sss...
- Doing what?
- Uhh.
Sss. Uhh.
I got some little friends I look after
over at this construction site.
Anyway, they brought
in these big dogs to get rid of me.
So, I put some snakes
around the lot to freak the dogs out.
See, I knew the trainer
would drag 'em out of there...
when he saw that
they were cottonmouths.
Sss. Ow.
Does this have anything
to do with that cop car...
that got painted black?
The gators in the toilet?
If they build that pancake place,
those baby owls are toast.
Yeah. Yeah, I've seen those owls.
Wait, you have?
Why don't they just
build somewhere else?
We tried to tell them about the nest...
But all we got back was this form letter
from this jerk named Muckle...
saying they had all the permits
they needed to build.
They don't care about little birds.
My brother's been trying
to stall them ever since.
Uhh...
Hey, hey. You OK?
Ha... are you kidding?
Uhh... I feel like a million bucks.
Uhh...
Hey! H... unh!
Uhh! Uhh!
Let's get him to a hospital.
The Central Florida shrimping industry
has suffered major...
Are you a big boy
with a big appetite?
You betcha, I am.
Then come on down
to Mother Paula's...
for our famous all-you-can-eat
pancake buffet.
# Mother Paula's, we cover the world #
Huh?
# One flapjack at a... #
What are you up to now?
Uh...
Uh...
Uh!
Aah!
This is bad, cowgirl.
Really bad.
Don't worry.
He's gonna be fine.
I've never seen him act like this.
Which one of you
is Roy Eberhardt?
- He is.
- He is.
- Police officer?
- Hi, there!
What's this about?
Must be Roy's parents.
I'm Officer Delinko, C.C.P.D.
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