Hoot Page #3
I didn't come out here to hassle you.
I just want to talk.
You're gonna have to get out of here
like right now.
Ahh!
- Now let's go.
- Ahh!
All right. All right.
Why do you have
poisonous snakes in a bag?
That's my business,
so just leave me alone.
Where are you taking me?
Keep walking and don't turn around
till you count to fifty.
You come 'round here again,
you're gonna wake up one mornin'...
with one of them big old cottonmouths
in your bed, all right?
Now start counting.
Ahh, one, two...
three, four...
five...
six...
seven...
Eight...
nine, ten...
ahh, forget it.
Fore!
Fore, kid!
Uh!
That hurt.
Hey, Mom.
Hmm?
Is it illegal for a kid my age
not to go to school?
Well, I don't know
if it's an actual law, but...
Oh, yes, it is.
Truancy's what it's called.
I bet I know what this is really about...
and I told you that that letter
was too assertive.
Oh, the letter was just fine.
Listen to this...
"A Coconut Cove police cruiser...
"was vandalized early Monday morning
while parked at a construction site...
"when an unknown prankster
spray-painted the car's windows black...
"while the officer slept inside.
"There have been three incidents
within in a week at this location...
"the future home of Mother Paula's
All-American Pancake House."
Oh, we're getting
a Mother Paula's here.
That'll be nice.
Hey, Dad, can I see the newspaper
for a second?
Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
You'll notice that
your name wasn't mentioned.
That's because we refused
to release it to the media.
Thank you.
I'm really sorry about this, sir...
and... and l... l... I assure you that
it will not happen again.
- Oh, you bet it won't...
- No.
Because if it does,
your name will be in the paper...
under the headline
"Officer Terminated"!
Do you copy?
I copy, Captain.
Ah, so now,
wh... what about my cruiser?
Ahh, oh, I think I've got the perfect set...
of replacement wheels for you.
Ha ha ha.
She's all yours.
Don't forget to plug her in.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ahh!
Sir, ha ha ha.
Sweet ride, Delinko.
Heh heh heh.
Ah, ha ha ha.
After reading in the paper
about the gators and all the other stuff...
I couldn't help but wonder
if the barefoot kid...
was involved with what was going on.
So I thought I'd check out the lot
for myself.
Hey, little guys.
What are you doin' here?
What do you and your punk friends
got planned for tonight?
What? Nothing.
That's right!
You better run!
Run, you little bugger!
Don't you ever come back!
Here's the stuff you wanted.
I also made my special
banana-mango loaf.
Special? Tuh!
I don't think I'd feed that to a gator.
Kidding.
You know I love your cooking.
You know, you... you can't stay
out here alone forever.
Was there anybody looking for me?
No, not yet.
But I can only cover for you for so long
before you're gonna get caught.
I know.
And I've been tryin' to stay out of sight...
but I've only got a few days left
to stop them.
Hello! Hello!
That's that kid that's been
following me around.
Don't worry.
I'll keep him out of your hair.
We are not done discussing this.
Right.
Hello!
Hello!
Look, I'm not here to hassle you.
My bike!
Looking for this?
That's my bike.
Yeah, it is.
Now hop on.
What?
The handle bars,
get on the handle bars, you dork.
We're going for a ride.
# From the beginning... #
Ow!
# I was wishing that
our first impressions #
# Wouldn't last #
# But then you came to me... #
Ow!
# With something that was nothing #
# And you kept coming back, boy... #
- What's in your backpack?
- What? Nothing.
Oh! Can I get off now?
Sure, when you tell me
what's in the box.
Nothing.
Come on, cowgirl.
Give it up.
- What's in the box?
- Shoes.
Yeah, sure.
I swear!
Why are carrying around
an old pair of sneakers?
That is weird, cowgirl, really weird.
They're not for me,
they're for this barefoot kid I met.
Maybe he doesn't want shoes.
Did you ever think about that?
Why do you care so much
about this kid anyway?
I don't know, OK?
He looked like he needed help.
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'll make sure that the barefoot kid
gets these sneakers.
Now get out of here.
So you do know him.
Well, who is he?
You won't leave it alone.
Can I trust you?
Of course.
He's my brother.
Well, my stepbrother.
Why doesn't he live with you?
to some military school.
He lasted two days and then ran off.
He hitchhiked back all the way
from Mobile, Alabama.
Nobody else knows that he's here
and nobody's gonna tell them, right?
Not me.
About four years ago...
when my dad was still
playing pro basketball...
he went to this celebrity golf tournament...
where he met some cheerleader
named Lana.
At the wedding, she shows up with a son
that she didn't seem to like at all.
She didn't even like her own son?
I'm the only one
he even talks to anymore.
What's his name?
I call him Mullet Fingers.
Mullet Fingers?
Why?
I think you've heard enough for one day.
Besides, it's getting late.
Yeah...
Looks like I'm gonna be late for dinner.
Here's your excuse.
Look like you could use a lift.
Why don't you throw your bike
in the back and hop on in.
- Thank you, sir.
- You got it.
Yep, there you go.
Won't you go ahead
and buckle up for me.
One-Baker-six,
one-Baker-six, come in.
Sorry, I just got a little police business...
I got to tend to.
- Whoo-hoo!
Go for one-Baker-six.
Did you pick up
the captain's dry cleaning yet?
Yeah, this is, uh,
just kind of a temporary arrangement.
What's your name, son?
I'm Roy, Roy Eberhardt.
Can I ask you something, Roy?
Now you go to Trace, right?
You every hear any chatter
about stuff that's been happening...
at the new pancake house
that's going up?
No, but I saw the newspaper
about the police car getting painted.
Well, police officers
aren't superheroes, Roy...
and a stakeout can be a real test of focus
for any good lawman.
Even for a cop as good
as that cop was.
Ahh, you see how I'm looking
at you right now...
Like this?
You see these eyes?
Police work requires focus, Roy. Uh!
- Watch it!
- Uh, ahh!
And...
extreme tiger-like reflexes,
like the ones I just exhibited.
Whew.
You OK?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Don't they smell delicious?
You bet they do.
Pancakes don't just feed the stomach...
Take seven.
Don't they smell...
Of course, they do.
- I'm sorry.
- And action.
They feed the soul.
Ah-choo!
- Marker.
- No, you look great.
- You look great.
- OK.
OK, it's sliding.
And... freeze.
Not good.
I thought it was OK.
We'll have to re-shoot this whole thing
before we hit the road.
I don't want to go to Wherever, Florida.
These opening are getting old, Chuck.
Really? Getting paid
to dress up as Mother Paula...
and do almost nothing,
that's getting old?
I didn't say that.
You keep this up,
you'll be back...
dancing on a cruise ship
where I found you.
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