Hormones

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Chiang Mai

You can hand in the paper

now if you've finished.

If you haven't, only 30 minutes left.

Maitree...

Nampoo...

Maitree Suksamranrakmak...

Nampoo Jongrak.

Next time I'll give you a head start.

Smart ass.

Sure, I'm a smart guy.

Shut up. It took me a whole minute

to spell my classy surname.

So tell your dad to change

it for next semester.

Then we're even.

I doubt it. A lot of girls

are fighting to use my surname.

School is out!

HORMONES:

Do you think the seniors

will scream at us?

I bet it'll be ear-splitting.

Take this.

Ain't it cool?

Next is the show by

representatives from grade 9.

Please welcome a pair

of new bies, Poo and Mai!

- (Farewell party for Grade 12)

- Hello lady, I'm a real man now...

Lots of girls chase me around...

They're hungry for me,

but I keep saying no...

I first met you a few years ago...

I was still a little boy then...

I loved you, but you

only wanted real men...

So you loved me like a brother...

But sister,

now my love blooms like a flower...

I promise I'll love you forever...

Let me be your lover, not a brother...

Don't cry.

The school isn't going anywhere.

You can always come back and visit.

My turn!

Pee Tik, can I have your number?

So I can call you sometime.

Stay strong.

Take care too.

She smells nice. So nice!

Pee Tik!!

Bangkok

Whoa so pretty!

They're so cute!

Kwan and Ann look so nice in this picture.

Hey, Bo and Cee are even

prettier than Kwan and Ann!

Do they have any idea

how much we worship them?

If you really love someone,

tell her.

Say it aloud.

Or you'll lose your chance.

- (Romantic phrases from romantic movies)

- This is touching.

Hi Joe.

Tonight I have an after-exam

project, wanna join me?

What project?

I'm going clubbing.

- Are you guys coming?

- Yes!!!

Well, well... you boys are so desperate.

But I am not.

There they are.

Joe, when did you get here?

Hello, Cee.

Since I've met you that night...

Dream and reality light

up my eyes so bright...

I want to stop the time...

The second you walked into my life...

I was so torn and tired...

But you've set my heart on fire...

Stop... I want to stop this life...

And spend it with you day and night...

I don't care if other

girls are nice and cool...

Stop... so I can rest

my heart and my soul...

To be with you till the end of the world.

What's wrong with you?!

I'm in love.

Who's that lucky girl?

Cee!!

Cee is not so easy.

What are you looking at?

Don't play smooth, you're late.

Not a romantic movie again!

I'm sick of it. Let see this one.

What's it about?

It's more interesting,

see? The actress is so lovely.

You have the hots for

Japanese cuties or what.

Sorry, this one opens next weekend.

We can come back together next weekend.

- No.

- Please.

Jerk, you're so chicken.

Yeah, look who's talking?

Titee!!

O-lek!!!

Sorry, sorry...

Titee!!

Oh, it's you. Haven't seen you in ages.

I was busy with the exam.

I lose my focus if I come to your store.

Here, a soundtrack from Titee's new movie.

I just saw the film. I love it!

Can you make it 400?

Half-price stuff are over there.

Those are B-quality discs.

Come on, give me a discount.

If Titee has a concert here

he'll definitely sing this song.

I want to practice it first.

Crazy girl,

this is an original copy!

I guarantee there are no more

than 10 copies in all of Thailand.

OK:

But you have to throw in a free gift.

Hi Titee. How's your impression

visiting Thailand for the first time?

Who says it's his first time?

He's been to Koh Samui and Samet.

Whatever. What impresses

you most about Thailand?

The nature and the sea.

And Thai food? What's your favorite dish?

Chicken curry, tamarind

paste, and tom yum goong.

For desert... nothing beats durian and

sticky rice. Especially the smelly durian.

Cut it O-lek!

We're interviewing Titee, not you!

But how can he understand you

if you speak Thai? Dumb b*tch!

I bet our next scoop

will make you happy.

- I bet it will.

- It's about...

a famous Taiwanese artist.

His name is Titee or Li Jin Jia.

He's the hottest movie star in Taiwan,

and he's having a full-scale

concert in Bangkok for the first time.

There's a song of his I really love.

Sure

If you're his fan or love his movies,

you should book the ticket now.

They're almost gone.

Sorry Titee

Now you're bringing a man home?

Evil

Sorry, I can't let you look.

(Bangkok

- Trang)

Hi Jess.

Is your friend an intern

or a fashion model?

- She's so overdressed.

- Cut it.

Hello.

Jess, you look lovely.

So lovely...

and sporty too.

You have your float ready. You

can just jump into the sea.

Stop it.

Don't just chit-chat with the

fishermen once you get there.

Miss me sometime OK?

And call me too.

See you on the 12th.

Why the 12th?

Tell me.

Tell me why?

It's... Well it's...

Quick, why the 12th?

The train is leaving, good-bye.

Bye!

Nual.

Can I ask you something?

Why the 12th?

Our first date was on the 12th.

And what did you do on your first date?

Not much, just dinner.

And then we went home to watch

a romantic movie "O-Negative".

Why "O-Negative"?

Kung, I'm a free man now.

So soccer this afternoon?

And don't forget to

bring what I've asked you.

I'm blasted.

Me too.

Here, I've made you these.

- You can feast on them for a month.

- Dude, this is awesome!

That's just an appetizer.

This is...

an original copy from Japan.

The model is Sora, your hand-party angel.

The thin version!

You don't have to spit.

What is the "thin" version?

The mosaics are light.

You can see through them. Like this.

Gross.

Hey, shall we hit Y50?

Your girl is away. You've

got to enjoy your freedom.

You're off duty tonight.

Let's thrash the bar!

Come on.

You guys are going clubbing again?

What the hell are you

doing there every night?

Don't you have girlfriends

to take care off?

I have no idea what's so fun about it?

They keep playing the

same songs over and over.

If I hear them again I'm going to puke.

"I mistook someone for you today."

"She's not as cute as you though."

"What are you doing next?"

"I haven't seen you since school got out."

Hello.

Cee,

what are you doing?

I'm taking a dump.

And have you eaten?

Yes, I went with Gig

and Bozo. I'm stuffed.

Really?

What did you eat?

Sticky rice, papaya salad, and crispy

fish salad. Grilled pork neck and...

Some fried vegetables.

Sticky rice will make your sh*t sticky.

You're nuts.

Well... So, why are you calling me?

Let's go to a movie tomorrow.

Here she is.

Look at that jerk. He's

looking for trouble.

Yeah, he's messing with our girl.

Let's teach him a lesson.

You're here to see me off?

- Yes, come back to visit us often, OK?

- Sure.

Hello Berm.

I have to get going.

He's lucky I'm not in the

mood to beat people up today.

What a couple:
A beauty and a pit bull.

What a waste.

Sorry! Sorry I stepped on your foot!

Are you Poo and Mai?

Who's this?

Must be one of our groupies.

Tough luck for good-looking guys.

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